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Sells a gun to a coworker

next day coworker gets fired


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I couldn't find what I wanted so heres thisquote-a-gun-is-not-a-weapon-it-s-a-tool-like-a-butcher-s-knife-or-a-harpoon-or-an-alligator-homer-65-30-17.jpg

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  • 11 Sep

@pizza boy said:

Good point gaymer

Hey lincs, wanna buy my gun? I'll give you a $25 mordhau retard discount

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@Antoniokontos said:
wich one

my walther ppq subcompact, the gun is fine but I just don't like it and I need money to finance a different purchase

@TombstoneJack said:
does it come with a foot?

who the fuck do you think I am, some sort of amateur? of course it comes with a fucking foot

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@ThunderDuck said:
@2Lazy4Name what submission do I have to hit for you to think I'm cool? Hit a leglock, a triangle choke, a one-arm RNC and some guillotines from butterfly today at open mat.

until you let me sniff your feet while laying a gogoplata on me you're not cool

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can we go back to the Kinky talk about Belts and dicks

Mercenary 1844 6967
  • 12 Sep

some of you are alright
don't come to the crossroads tomorrow
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Mercenary 1844 6967
  • 12 Sep

nah fuck it i'm just gonna embrace this role as the new forum retard

Mercenary 1844 6967
  • 12 Sep

fuck both of you runagate and punzy how can you not have my back on this, i feel betrayed

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  • 12 Sep

awful post

Mercenary 1844 6967
  • 12 Sep


it was never meant to be you fucking neanderthals

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The game is already lacking in offensive variety. These things require practice to pull off and have a lot of counterplay. Waterfalls work best in certains situations, they are a good counter to people that run into your attack, as they look to the side instead of to your face, leaving their back exposed. It's not a drag that you can just spam hoping it will be unblockable. On the defending side, once you know it well, you can see it coming depending on the player that's doing it, and follow the weapon a bit. You can also counter it hard with footwork, forcing a miss, while chambering to have a safety net. This counterplay makes high level play more interesting, and having these drags means that players can have slightly more varying playstyles.

Removing them would mean that the meta would be even less varied, where it'll mostly just be accel/delay mixups and some morphs and feints that you do by pressing a button.

Wessexes are insanely hard to do consistently and not really viable. If by wessex you mean horizontal sidedrag. People use the term for anything these days.

And I don't know what the beef is with sidestabs. Should you not be asked to look at a weapon to parry it? They're incredibly easy to see coming and the parrybox is ridiculously lenient with direction.

Regarding how they look, well

Honestly that looks great to me. With the war axe, because of its double head it looks like he just did a fake cut and then a false-edge cut coming back.

And let's see frisedrags:

Ye they look wonky but usually you can see them coming, and in all of those clips they were quite easy to see. In the second clip you can see how easy it is to defend against it if you see it coming, and that's just by moving your parry, not any of the other counterplays you can use, like sprinting into it to easily force a miss.

I'm well aware that in certain cases they can be very deceiving, looking like they completely missed but still hit you, as if it was a network issue, but are you gonna tell me that accels/delay drags don't look really stupid sometimes? Look at the second video, last clip. The first drag doesn't look that much more stupid than the second one. All drags can look stupid, but it doesn't take much time before you learn about them and understand why you get hit by them. I do sidedrags very often, and mid-tier players always ask me what the hell happened. The vast majority of them understand it when explained and ask me to teach them how to do it. Standing still letting them practice them with me and teaching them how to do them is beautiful, and it's what makes the game unique; the variety, the freedom of expression, and the complexity that arises from a very simple combat scheme. Removing that would be terrible.

TL;DR timing drags look stupid too but removing them would be detrimental to gameplay and make the meta even more boring

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@ThunderDuck said:

@ToLazy4Name said:

@ThunderDuck said:
guys i just hit 8 submissions without getting tapped in BJJ sparring and i feel like a fucking god please someone knock me down a peg or roast me or something, it can't be healthy for my ego to be this proud

Get in my guard vro I'll kimura triangle you until you reverse kneebar yourself trying to tap before I rubber guard omoplata your ass son

don't threaten me with a good time

this is hot

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Agreed. With an auto votekick being in place, an option to forgive and keep their tk tally down would be appreciated.

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@Wilkham said:
Rising Storm 2 have the same things like when you got TK it say forgive or punish.
But I already know that the Mordhau community will be far more toxic so they will always say punish.

Maybe or maybe not. You always tend to see a couple of "Sorry" in the chat popping here and there.

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when u discover image boards at 14 and mentally stagnate as a human being

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