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here's some more gay ass djent/metalcore

part at 0:25 and 2:17 makes me cum so hard

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@ThunderDuck said:

@ToLazy4Name said:

@vanguard said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
sleep means i'm not doing cool shit so I don't like to sleep

Dreaming is pretty cool tho tbh

I don't remember 90% of my dreams, and the ones I do remember just make me sad because it reminds me that i'll never be a superhuman demigod with laser eyes flying around shooting Davy Crockett nukes at commies

Not with that attitude.

Also why do you need to ask other people for workout advice? I always imagined you were fucking ripped deadlifting 700 lbs or something.

the joke is that stouty has shitty calves and that i'm making a borderline spam thread

@Cracksmith said:

@SWSeriousMike said:

@TombstoneJack said:
whats your room like when you do sleep lazy noise light level softness of bed etc

And what are you wearing? When you are sleeping and now.

On a scale from one to ten, how erect is your cock?

Completely dark, no noise except for my A/C occasionally running or a wendigo stomping around outside, I sleep in the nude and I always make sure my dick is completely dead by masturbating at least 7 times a day before I go to bed, and if that fucker wakes up in the morning he's getting it again

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@ToLazy4Name said:

@vanguard said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
sleep means i'm not doing cool shit so I don't like to sleep

Dreaming is pretty cool tho tbh

I don't remember 90% of my dreams, and the ones I do remember just make me sad because it reminds me that i'll never be a superhuman demigod with laser eyes flying around shooting Davy Crockett nukes at commies

actually the lack of remembering dreams is because of your lack of sleep your body just isant getting enough sleep or your not entering a deep enough state of sleep if you got more sleep you'd have a higher chance to remember them not huge but better than what your getting

whats your room like when you do sleep lazy noise light level softness of bed etc

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  • 11 Nov
 ToLazy4Name

@vanguard said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
sleep means i'm not doing cool shit so I don't like to sleep

Dreaming is pretty cool tho tbh

I don't remember 90% of my dreams, and the ones I do remember just make me sad because it reminds me that i'll never be a superhuman demigod with laser eyes flying around shooting Davy Crockett nukes at commies

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  • 10 Nov
 Cracksmith

Fuck everyone else, lazy. Everybody knows that sleep isn’t real. I havent slept in 5 years and have been keeping myself awake with a constant stream of cocaine being injected into my veins. Be a real man, do cocaine.

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  • 10 Nov
 LuxCandidus

Nothing is cooler than treating yourself kindly by getting the optimal amount of rest every night.

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It's the deep state trying to steal your guns when you are asleep. ;)

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A lack of sleep increases your risk of getting a stroke. The time you save now is probably lost later on.

Also your performance is worse when you are tired. Even if you don't feel tired anymore because you are used to little sleep. Sleeping can increase your reaction speed and help you reduce mistakes. If you are confident in your abilities now, you will be impressed by yourself after a full sleep (might be up to 10 hours in your case to make up of the lack of sleep in the previous nights).

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@ToLazy4Name said:

@TombstoneJack said:
I was wondering how we were able to have back and fourth conversations at 10am lazy

I mean I also get a maximum of 6 hours of sleep so i'm around for a while

you need more sleep than that lazy its not good for you

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Here's the gym, as you can see it's entirely deserted as is tradition lmao, white square is redacted because it has the name of the gym in it

foot pic for posterity

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post rare stoutys

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@Chizzler said:
These guys answered with their comment history. I doubt people with 3000 and 7000 comments on this forum have time for stupid girlfriends

Well no, i don't have the time to invest into a girlfriend, that's why i only fuck your mom once a weekend.
Also who the fuck are you

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  • 2 Nov
 Sir Zombie

@Chizzler said:
These guys answered with their comment history. I doubt people with 3000 and 7000 comments on this forum have time for stupid girlfriends

I'll have you know that women throw themselves at my feet once I show them my profile 😎

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@Stouty said:
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why ask me..

don't worry stouty I actually just did a whole lot of jump rope while standing in the middle of the gym and whipping anyone who gets too close to me, one guy tried to square up but then I pulled my gun on him and dropped my pants and he left

dominance established

Knight 592 2000

If you received one gram of protein for every time someone reported you, yours would be the strongest calves in the universe.