Mordhau
 GAYFISH
Knight
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  • 2 Jun '19
 Pariah

@Botas said:
If you have nothing to prove then fuck off my topic.

How about you pack up your dumpster-tier opinions and get the fuck off the forums.

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  • 2 Jun '19
 TheDankestMeme

@donewithracistkids said:
EVERY game I've played over the last week has a dozen or so balls-yet-to-drop edgelords shouting the n word and other slurs in chat.

every multiplayer game ever

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  • 30 May '19
 ToLazy4Name

@Beefenstein said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
if you can't understand what is happening with the help of that image, I think you'd best give up on understanding drags

I'm sure there are things you find it harder to understand than other people do. It doesn't mean you have to label yourself as a failure and give up; and nor should you do that to others. People deserve respect.

If you explain something to someone in the best and most easily understandable way possible and they still don't get it, you usually give up. That picture is the most clear and concise explanation of dragging i've ever seen.

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  • 1 Jun '19
 ThunderDuck

@Andru said:
Yes, don't let these fanboys fool you. There are 360's, there are completely unpredictable bullshit swipes, there is back-twisting and ballerina mode. The answer is yes.

Not as bad as in Chiv, but it still sucks plenty of dick.

Or maybe you're just not good enough yet to be able to read or predict every type of attack.

Honestly I don't understand why new players who want to know how the game plays at a high level don't just type in "mordhau competitive" on YouTube and decide from there whether or not they like what they see.

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  • 31 May '19
 Donald Trump

You can easily find out what the meta is through looking at the VODS of the 1# EU player GIRU. The scrims clearly show that the meta is facehugging with lookdown overhead accel/drags against other comp players with hundreds if not THOUSANDS of hours of gameplay. If stabbing was OP than clearly that's what competitive players would actually do with their prestige on the line but it's not. Strike spamming is also a lot better than stab spamming in 1vX because of the better damage tracers and higher damage output. The fact that most players can't even defend themselves from a poor stab feint means nothing.

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  • 31 May '19
 narwic

Is there some non-profit I can donate to? To help fight this cancer?

Nobody cares about your review bud.

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  • 31 May '19
 SIEGE

Didn't know where to put this, but for the last two games I've played I've encountered 4 different players spamming spikes and barriers right on the team's spawn, intentionally blocking all teammates from leaving and damaging those who try, and it's a massive fucking mess to get them kicked cause the team's panicking and its hard to see who's placing the shit. Maybe make it so engineers can't place stuff near the spawn.
I would've taken screenshots if screens didn't cause my game to crash.

In maps like Grad, it's pretty bad when they do it, since the exit points from the spawn for the blue team is literally just a door, and they can just keep fixing it if the recently-spawned try to break it. It takes a long time to get out of the spawn and it can definitely tip the game in favor of the other team

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  • 31 May '19
 Soulcatcher

@stopwithchivalrycrap said:
"Bad" words are the least of the problems on this game.

yeah u hit the head on the nail there

someone feinted me today

god absolutely disgusting

as we all know feints are used by only the most desperate of players, seriously this guy can't win without feints, abusing a mechanic that was never meant to be in the game. disgusting rat

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  • 31 May '19
 Goatie

Oh for fucks sake nobody cares. If you can't take someone else rustling your Jimmie's with certain words then get off the internet or go play single-player games. You write a lot but say fuck all. Server mods will come eventually and so will mod tools. Just like parents shouldn't complain about language and bullying in an adult only game that their kid plays, they shouldn't even be playing it. People who can't deal with hostility and words even if with hateful intent, over a god damn computer screen, should not be playing multi-player adult games in the first place just like a child should not be because they clearly aren't mature enough or in the right mind for it. Chat doesn't kill games, griefing and bad game direction does.

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  • 31 May '19
 ToLazy4Name

you have yet to post even 1 good idea, keep up the good work

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  • 30 May '19
 Pred

@Lord Petyr Baelish said:
I love RNG fests where whoever gets the lucky roll gets to do damage too, let's have more of that

Also clashes' biggest role right now seems to be screwing the 1 in 1vX.

Oh, I finally managed to get an attack off, let's just clash with this Arming Sword dude who is attacking out of range with a 4th missed combo in a row and get fucked.

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I love RNG fests where whoever gets the lucky roll gets to do damage too, let's have more of that

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  • 30 May '19
 Knight of Rosen

Giving the Kickstarter rewards away for money after the fact would be basically shitting on the kickstarter supporters who took the plunge to the support it without knowing it if would succeed or not. For instance World of Tanks more recently started selling the tank that was suppose to be only for beta testers and they got a massive backlash for it. It's just a bad idea all around.

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  • 30 May '19
 unabridgedpenis

I'm black. Aussie indigenous. I LOVE* how bigots like the OP think that we are so weak that words will send us into a tailspin. I've been hearing slurs all my life, online is more of the same, it hasn't bothered me since I was like 10 years old. But thanks for thinking so little of us. Usually people like you fall into 2 ways of thinking, it's either "White Saviour complex" or "Noble Savage" OP is the first one, bravely swinging in to save us poor, dirty savages from everything because you believe we are not capable of doing so ourselves. Bigot is your name and I've known you since I was a little fella.

Fucksticks like you think you can use us as a political weapon, we have woken up to this shit. Fuck off.

*Don't actually love it.

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  • 29 May '19
 ToLazy4Name

@Sorrow said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
Lmfao yeah make it a 1 hit, getting 100+ kills wasn't enough for me

lmao why do you follow me around n post behind anything I say ? are you that bord n lonely where your only accomplishments in your day is trolling on the forums ? I doubt you have over 30hrs of playtime

I'm doing a study on the Dunning-Kruger effect and you're a prime specimen for research

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  • 28 May '19
 McMercy

@Sorrow said:
either to swing speed or just put the damage all the way up. it lacks in so many ways it kills in the same amount of hits as a great sword or any other sword for that matter . for the swing speed it has that even getting someone to try to parry ur swings are so slow they can block again by the time u even start your swing its pathetic.

Please don't make balancing suggestions. You have no idea what you are talking about.

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  • 29 May '19
 ToLazy4Name

red and basedpilled, this is an extreme gamer moment and I will be sharing this to r/The_Donald

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Yeah it's almost like anyone with a braincell could understand that this was a change that was intended to affect shields only. It's almost like shields are a completely unfun mechanic for both the attacker and the defender and make 85% of Mordhau's flowing combat system redundant.

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  • 28 May '19
 Pepperoni

make it a training sword skin