Mordhau
 GAYFISH
Knight
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  • 14 Jun
 Dialectic

I hear cabelas big game hunter has pretty good archery physics

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  • 14 Jun
 Haanz

if they have a lute equipped and spamming midi files with a hack program. plz fix

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  • 12 Jun
 das

Add Pocket Sand to game.

Pocket Sand flinches enemies who face it when tossed.

Pocket Sand also snuffs out flames.

Now we have an anti-fire option that doesn't smoke up a whole area.

That, and the fire damage model should probably change a bit or something. It does a full 24 if you just skirt it for a millisecond. CSGO's molotov is way more sensible in comparison. Barely hurts you when you graze it, ramps up to extremely heavy damage if you just try to run through it.

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 Pred

Devs have a huge boner for stuff detrimental to the game bruh. Firebombs are very important to them.

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"I hope you prematurely die of aids while getting lynched in the back of the bus on your way to auschwitz." -very mean person 2019

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  • 10 Jun
 Soulcatcher

@Dialectic said:
I love that all of this debate goes on when you can just turn the chat off.

turn off chat

kick idiot

continue play sword game

OH NO

OH NOOOOOOOO ILL GO TO THE FORUMS AND POST A WALL OF TEXT ABOUT SOMETHING THERE IS LIKE 500 THREADS ABOUT WITH EQUAL OR GREATER AMOUNT OF WALL TEXT

fuck me just get over it and play the game

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  • 10 Jun
 PJ_Ammas

It would be a PR NIGHTMARE if the MEDIA found out that people were LITERALLY SAYING WORDS on the INTERNET

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@CountMackelsbee said:
If adding black people and women into a game where you can hit people with frying pans while hopping around on one leg with the other chopped off is what breaks your immersion you've got to be the most Lynyrd Skynyrd, Confederate flag flying outside of every trailer, Chevy symbol chest tattoo, MAGA hat wearing, six year old son still in diapers, life is like a box of chocolates, sweet tea brewing, moon shine running, mountain dew drinking, NASCAR loving, pile of empty bud light cans in the passenger seat of the beat down pickup.

Yeah because peasant villages being raided and having to defend themselves with whatever happened to be nearby is such an absurd concept to have in a medival war game. Way more rediculous than seeing a mexican, a nigerian, an east asian, a scandinavian, and a paki all in knights armor fighting for the same side, all with generic british white guy voices.

Look at these insults thrown at me for not wanting to further compromise game's integrity for blind incusivity.

And even if there were absurd concepts in the game, how is that a valid argument for inviting more absurdity? "Look this here is kind of making no sense so we should add this because it also makes no sense." lol

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  • 10 Jun
 Rattsknecht

@ChaiFox said:
Hi there forced diversity. Can we get super overweight characters and cripples too? gotta make sure everyone is represented in this medieval brawler.

we already have both you fucking furry

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  • 6 Jun
 Pred

It's not maps, it's the gamemode. Even if you make maps perfectly balanced, the gamemode would still be a crowded spamfest in a cricle, into which everyone throws fire and shoots arrows and cata.

Frontline is weak from the very foundation, it's not salvageable by tinkering with map design.

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  • 10 Jun
 ToLazy4Name

@SerJaGGsaW said:
do i smell kosher?
BAN THE EBIL WACISS NOW!! YOU NEEED TO DO SOMETHIIIIIIIIIIING!!!
WUAAAH MY SAFE SPACE HAS BEEN BREACHED, WHO AM I SUPPOSE TO SUE?
WHERE IS MY FEMALE AMPUTEE CHARACTER?? WHY AM I NOT REPRESENTED?! OMFG THE MORDHAU DEVS ARE LIKE, SIDING WITH HITLER.

what brand of autism afflicts you and why aren't you taking medication for it

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 smug

Horses need to be a special wave spawn that happens every x wave or randomly.

You hear horns or some shit when a horse wave is about to spawn. A voiceover in your game shouts: THE CAVALRY IS COMING

The way it works right now is cancerous.

I hate realism, but there needs to be penalties like being thrown off your horse when you bump into walls. It enrages me seeing a retards controlling the horse like drunk idiots, and still being hard to punish without a billhook.

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  • 8 Jun
 owen

yes devs and fucking 2h elitist .. . remove the real time swign system ...... make skyrim pool noodle combat .. that way i can play medieval cookie clicker and win game instead of lose, cry and have aneurysm on forum ...... ...

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Laughs in alpha player
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Why is this guy allowed to be here I demand new legislation making him illegal

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  • 4 Jun
 Punzybobo

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eat a cock retard

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@Ligeia said:
Ah yes, Beefenstein and SWSeriousMike, white saviors of the minorities, gays, and every other downtrodden group. Thank you so much you guys. I don't know how I'd continue living if it wasn't for you neckbearded knights in shining "armour" fighting day and night, tooth and nail, to make sure my rights and sensibilities are protected, on this forum for a video game. As a minority, I'm in tears of joy and admiration from the sheer dedication seen from you both.

I truly feel so much better knowing you guys are constantly vigilant, like elementary school hall monitors, making sure all the mean words are eradicated, and all possible sarcasm and condescension that is available, well spent on the perpetrators that think they can just run rampant around here without a loicense. Thank you both so much for your service.

And to think... you do it for free. Give them a hand and a thank you, everybody. They do it for free!

barges into thread to type a big post about other posters typing big posts

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 Pred

@recurf said:

@Pred said:
It surely will be separated into 1st/3rd only, so the 1st person players don't have to be at disadvantage competing against superior 3rd person perspective, right?

first person is by far superior to third person

No, not really. Extreme accels/drags are less risky, footwork is far superior and enemy attacks are more readable in 3rd.