Mordhau
 McMercy
Knight
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  • Last seen 14 Sep

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Knight 654 997
  • 18 Jul
 VampireDuck

@THE-REAL-WARSAW said:
what a waste of a slot in the general discussion tab.

what a waste of a forum account.

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@Hzpnotoad said:
What a cesspool of a community. It is as repulsive as its reputation. The first reply was a from grown man that watches kids cartoons condescending to me.

It is interesting to get a glimpse of these insulated subcultures of misfits. I see here playing in third person is considered haram so all the kids show how cool they are to the hive by condemning it.

lmao incredibly angry creature

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how could you not have predicted this lmao

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Hello, please upgrade the fire mage class, as i feel they are among the more neglected in this community. Here are my Blueprints for the team:
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Yours Sincerely, Sherbersh Lemel

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  • 18 Jul
 VampireDuck

Hovering over the date of a post gives the exact time and date.
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  • 16 Jul
 Iodine

why anyone say anything

why exist

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Hyenas have relatively short torsos and are fairly massive and wolf-like in build, but have lower hind quarters, high withers and their backs slope noticeably downward toward their rumps. The forelegs are high, while the hind legs are very short and their necks are thick and short. Their skulls superficially resemble those of large canids, but are much larger and heavier, with shorter facial portions. Hyenas are digitigrade, with the fore and hind paws having four digits each and sporting bulging pawpads.[21] Like canids, hyenas have short, blunt, non-retractable claws.[22] Their pelage is sparse and coarse with poorly developed or absent underfur. Most species have a rich mane of long hair running from the withers or from the head.[21] With the exception of the spotted hyena, hyaenids have striped coats, which they likely inherited from their viverrid ancestors.[8] Their ears are large and have simple basal ridges and no marginal bursa.[22] Their vertebral column, including the cervical region are of limited mobility. Hyenas have no baculum.[23] Hyenas have one more pair of ribs than canids do, and their tongues are rough like those of felids and viverrids.[24] Males in most hyena species are larger than females,[25] though the spotted hyena is exceptional, as it is the female of the species that outweighs and dominates the male. Also, unlike other hyenas, the female spotted hyena's external genitalia closely resembles that of the male.

One can only assume, that by posting an image of a hyena, you are also promoting the opinion that female characters should be present within this game, and that you think that femals are inherently better than males.

You may sit their smug behind your monitor thinking that you are so smart to push your agenda in a thread like this but im onto you.

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  • 17 Jul
 Runagate

I like crossroads. As such you are wrong.

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  • 16 Jul
 ToLazy4Name

Lmao yes if mean words were allowed then all games would die I agree

Knight 7721 14230
  • 16 Jul
 ToLazy4Name

"protecting people" holy shit lmao

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  • 13 Jul
 esturias

Try thinking about that for more than 5 seconds.

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  • 6 Jul
 crushed — Art

Looking forward to see more of it, I wonder if they'll be able to top the industry defining success of Mirage with this new game

Knight 292 904
  • 5 Jul
 GIRUGIRU

@TyraxLightning said:
Many thanks for the info Devs!

Also, I know full well gal warriors in Medieval Times weren't common, but surely they didn't just not exist either. Surely Norse Legend Valkyries didn't just video game style promote into Valkyries from the Base Class of 'didn't do a damn thing violent gals who stayed at home & just cooked, cleaned, & did laundry'... That can't compute with me.

I bet Sparta Women would be amazed to know that they & their tomboyish ways never existed & they just hallucinated it the whole time... Oh, & Amazon Warriors say "Hi!"...

The Irish & Celts were known to have strong gals in their time as well... especially when those gals were Redheads. (<3 Redhead Gals <3)

There might have been very very rare Female Samurai in Japan... also there were enough Female Ninjas in ancient times that they had a special designation to themselves... "Kunoichi".

Also, France... who here has heard of the legend of "Joan of Arc"? (Who if I remember right went into battle in Heavy Armor...)

So... what was that that the voice of Chauvinist Pigs were saying about Gals being incapable of belonging on a Medieval Battlefield...? In my Shamelessly Biased Opinion, Gender Inequality is Bullshit. I rest my case.

Lastly, this Game is the Dev's game & they can do what they wish with it, including deciding how they wanna bring Gals into the fray & how so... & I will abide by it & work within the parameters they grant us. With that said, I can't help but to hope I can inspire your imaginations with some ideas for future Gal Characters i'd enjoy playing in this game... in no particular order:

1: Exiled Redhead Irish Princess...

2: Keira Knightley Character in King Arthur Movie inspired Female Archer. (If she wants to die everytime an Enemy Arrow finds her naked belly, she's responsible for the consequences of her choices, Truth in Television. )

3: Exiled Female Japanese Katana Wielder Mercenary. (If I remember right, in Medieval Times, Gals who were caught wielding a Katana were killed for daring to wield such a supposedly 'sacred' weapon while being gals instead of guys... I envision the Roleplay that my Gal said "Bleep YOU!!!" to that sexist unjust rule & trained to awesome proficiency at the Katana, but was eventually discovered & fled her Homeland to escape Execution & self-Banished vowing never to return, she traveled West all the way to Europe & makes her living as a Mercenary for Hire to make ends meet & keep herself fed & such.)

4: How can I not make a Joan of Arc inspired Character... aka a Heavy Armor Female...?

Food for thought...?

P.S. Ya chauvinist pigs would already have a way to 'argue' against Gal Characters... it's called... "Your Weapons". Peeps like me who think Gender Inequality is Bullshit also have a way to 'counter-argue' as well, yep, ya guessed it... our Weapons! One of the major causes of Battle & Conflict was disagreement & non-acceptance of Ideals not one's own... Mordhau can embrace this as a additional component for Fun Factor!

What has happened to this place

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Knight 7721 14230

Lux this guy has made multiple threads just spamming the same talking points over and over without elaborating at all.

Tbh it's probably a peacerer alt or something

Edit: someone make me an admin and i'll fix this shit

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  • 14 Jun
 'Lock

@Peacerer said:

@'Lock said:

@Peacerer said:

@'Lock said:

@Cheto said:

@Deadmode said:

Archery should not ruin the melee experience. That balance needs to be maintained.

Muh muhlee cum bat. What balance? ahhhh!!! the one were archers are garbage and just food for melee fags.

fuck off.

It's primarily a melee game, my friend.

Archery is only in there for a bit of medieval variety, but it's not even bad.

I like playing archer from time to time and consistently do well.

When shills say that i know they are crap even in close combat.

I'm sensing a lot of limp dick energy from you small son

Are you EU? Yes? Come duel me and show me how well you do consistently. I will record it, and if it turns out you play like crap you will write here you're a liar. If i get owned i will publicly apologize here admitting i was wrong about you.

What are you dribbling on about you ape

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@Peacerer said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
oh no my point and click adventure game isn't fun what do I do :^ (

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this goes beyond mad, this is a higher form of anger

I now pronounce you LIVID

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im ACTUALY fucking screaming right now

Some guy with a STUPID fucking name like panda just fuckn teamkilled me with ballista and he had the GALL to try votekick me when I raped him with zweihander and smashed his ballista.

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  • 14 Jun
 Stouty

OMG who whould do such a thin im literaly crying and shakign rn

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I actually cannot believe how stupid you are. Seriously, you are so stupid it's honestly fucking stunning. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the fucking neutrons have collapsed. Stupid that has gotten so fucking dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire fucking galaxy emits in one year. Quasar stupid. Your post literally has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this retarded. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original Big Bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so fucking refined and uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I literally can’t go on. This is the epitome of stupid for me. Please, do mankind a favour and never post anything ever again, you utter fucking waste of oxygen. Fuck you.