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 CaptainGaymer
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  • 15 Oct
 Punzybobo

@nohbdy said:

I provided a counter argument

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  • 5 Aug
 slutman

@Ranten said:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Close this fucking thread
Please

Ranten my sweet
You have the tastiest of feet
When you're on my mind
My meat is what I beat

Knight 265 1541

Roses are red poems and more. Here are old ones i made from an old Roses are Red thread on the Torn banner forums echelons ago.

Roses are red
Violates blue
Grab hold of my utters
Please make me moo

Roses are red
violet is a flower
I give myself head
on the floor of my shower

Roses are read
Violates blue
Sometimes I get hard
When I go number two

Knight 265 1541
  • 13 Oct
 rob_owner

Your question assumes the issue is an issue without first making a convincing argument to show that the issue is an issue. You just kinda say it is and then imply it is by asking how to fix the implied issue.

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niggest on the forums

Knight 345 575
  • 13 Oct
 Frise

Are you not capable of logical thinking? The hype of alpha release is gone for most people, and they have shit to do and games to play. That doesn't mean the game is dying.

And the combat isn't broken, you just completely fail to understand it, and complain about every fucking thing that kills you. Grow up please.

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  • 13 Oct
 Whisper

Epoch do me.. do us a favor and just shut up. It's still early alpha, and you are like a gnat in my ear, that I can't swipe at fucking midnight.

Countess 1102 2495
  • 13 Oct
 Whisper

I dreamt that crush would stop deleting my threads like a man child

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Knight 265 1541
  • 11 Oct
 rob_owner

its a frame before the kick lands, in your human brain imagine the arm moving towards the foot and the foot moving towards the arm. as staggering as that visual may seem, it is exactly what happens. maybe if during windup, arms dont count as kickbox or some other method could be used to fix it

also, this may cause your skull to shatter upon reading, but the first person animations are actually not 100% identical to the third person animations, because of this, the picture and video does not even properly convey the collision between foot and arm/hand. im sorry for any injuries that arise from this realization

Knight 1668 3129
  • 10 Oct
 Punzybobo

How about you and Faffy fight it out in the...

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  • 10 Oct
 Punzybobo

hello gaymere : )

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  • 9 Oct
 Monsteri

Vanguard I always found your ideas to be well-intentioned if illogical, but here you are just ignorant. You're dreaming.

Baron 603 933

No man would ever avoid jail after stabbing his girlfriend with a bread knife because "he has such a promising future", if you think feminism is in any way a positive force in the west (even in the beginning feminism was never that much better) or that western women have it harder than men you need to do more research on this.

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  • 9 Oct
 DerFurst

How can you not know "randoming" isn't a set rule on a duel server?

Knight 265 1541
  • 9 Oct
 rob_owner

i had a dream where i was in a space station that was under attack and everyone died except me and i was saying my final farewells to someone over some monitor, and the ship was busted, the fight was over. the oxygen supplies were running thin and i knew i would die soon, but i could also open an air lock and be thrown to die in the vacuum of space. i chose to wait and i died, the last thing i saw was the only thing i could see for about 5 seconds, and i couldnt think about anything because i was dead, there was nothing. then i thought wow being dead is boring, so the dream changed

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 DerFurst

I had a dream where little grey aliens had revealed that they'd been monitoring humans for the past decade and decided that we were all worth destroying because we would just fuck up the galaxy if we left our planet, but after I talked to them they were surprised we weren't all evil morons and decided to give us a second chance.

However, they decided to follow me around and monitor literally everything that I did from then. I'd look back while walking and find them hiding around corners peeking their heads out at me. I'd find them in my house sleeping in my fridge or playing video games (they liked Ratchet and Clank). Eventually they became a big nuisance. They didn't seem like a wise race anymore, they just seemed like bad room mates.

This was pretty much a cartoon

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  • 8 Oct
 Punzybobo

Dr. Vanguard I'm CIA... Accept my friend request.