Mordhau
 ToLazy4Name
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@vanguard said:

@DerFurst said:

@SIEGE said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
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This just counts the total population I think. Doesn't take into account the average IQ of blacks and whites with equal education.

ALL HUMANS ARE EQUAL AND ALL PROBLEMS ARE DUE TO SOCIOECONOMIC STATUS

200k years of evolution? Radically different genetic hominid and near-human ancestors per race? Differences in skull size and brain mass? Differences in hormone levels? ALL SOCIOECONOMIC STATUS

Don't you get tired of being such a retarded person?

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 SIEGE

I'll do it
kys lazy

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  • 27 May
 Valmirius

D E S I G N A T E D S H I T P O S T I N G F O R U M

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  • 26 May
 Rattsknecht

@Punzybobo said:
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Apparently, getting your vodka canister hit in paintball counts as a kill. Fuck this game.

You clearly don't understand how Russian anatomy works.

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  • 26 May
 Valmirius

@scruffygirl said:

I also don't think sexuality should be avoided. At least one of those voices would have a few lascivious lines if they were real characters.

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Wew lad. I totally want to get clambagged whilst someone is spamming moaning lines over my corpse.

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  • 25 May
 Jax

Ffs stop shitposting and go outside for a little bit

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 crushed — Art

All kinds of stuff we do during development, like crazy stuff, art dumps, bugs/glitches etc.

when you time the kick cancel, you can dance

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  • 25 May
 Mikki

ok listen comrad, eco round. I pocket sand mid then we cudgel rush b. 3214124112.jpg

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Where you all see a statistic of racial division...

I see a tropical paradise.

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Let the love in.

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Become straight and start a family

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  • 24 May
 Punzybobo

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Fucking degenerates.

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  • 25 May
 Valmirius

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We should have listened

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I wish to join, but I feel there are some very minor changes we should make.

Here is a flag I propose we adopt that reflects our potential new direction:

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  • 24 May
 Punzybobo

I guess this means libertarianism is the true way to go now.

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  • 24 May
 Mittsies

That's assuming Mordhau will be 'tournament ready' by October. It won't even be in alpha until August, and that's only if everything goes according to plan and there's no delays. While I can see the advantages to doing an early tournament like this I'd rather they focus on development for now, than to try and hype the game up and start hosting big tournaments before it's been thoroughly polished.

@ToLazy4Name said:
STOP TYPING SO MUCH BULLSHIT JAX OH MY FUCK

With replies like these, I know understand why you have 4851 posts.

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  • 23 May
 Smokingbobs

Chivalry was the first game of which I knew I'd spend thousands of hours playing it before it was even released. The game more than delivered on what I expected from it, as I had been looking for a melee combat game with this balance between intuitive, free-flowing fighting and believable feedback/weight from attacks (spinning is another topic).

Mirage never did anything like that for me. Honestly, I don't even think Torn Banner understood just how much Chivalry's veterans appreciated their game and the specific mechanics that made it great. Mirage doesn't seem to provide its players with nearly as much room for growth as Chivalry did. Secondly, pretty much every encounter in had in that game felt unique, with unique ways you'd have to deal with your opponents in that particular situation. Mirage's core gameplay makes it very hard for fights not to feel extremely repetitive if you compare it with good ol' chiv.

Another, very simple reason Mirage's announcement didn't catch my attention very well was the ongoing development of Project Slasher that I was following, which was able to bring back the same hype I felt in 2012. It was literally the obvious next step for the first person slasher genre to take.

However, if you look at Mirage as its own separate game, instead of the failed successor a lot of people see it as, it actually has some good things to offer. When I first played the beta, I was instantly reminded of Dark Messiah of Might and Magic's multiplayer -a guilty pleasure of mine - but with a better melee combat system. It's extremely chaotic, which can be fun in its own regard. I will even say I like the aesthetics of Mirage. I've heard people had problems with it gameplay-wise, but I have not had any so far.

While Mirage will not get the same amount of hours from me as it's predecessor, I understand that it's a different game that I can enjoy for different reasons.

TL;DR: Mordhau when