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 ToLazy4Name
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  • 28 Aug
 Rattsknecht

SOCIALISM DOENT WORK

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just gonna try and slip this past monkey Untitledjgfd.png

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  • 28 Aug
 DerFurst

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Reading this thread makes you love life and all the lessons it has to give

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Love you all

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  • 28 Aug
 DerFurst

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This please.
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  • 28 Aug
 spleen

we took turns banning you monkeytoes. one by one we slammed our cocks into your discord account. its never coming back.

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  • 27 Aug
 Majoron

Drink bleach, furry

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  • 26 Aug
 Thyme

Where is the alpha

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  • 26 Aug
 Havoc

@ToLazy4Name said:
DO NOT POST LINCOLN

BpgcpvZ

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  • 26 Aug
 DerFurst

@ToLazy4Name said:
teddie is almost as bad

Little known fact: Lincoln planned to deport all the black people to South America and the Caribbean Islands after emancipating them. He was just as racist as the confederates

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@Smokingbobs said:
It has been discussed so often that the discussion manifested itself into a forum user.

Fucking lol.

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  • 25 Aug
 DerFurst

@ToLazy4Name said:

@vanguard said:
Am I naive when I say that army people are just as cattle, if not even more, then civilians?

I mean, civilians can question authority and shit, military, as far as I know, it's full on "yes sir". In a sense that you barely have any freedom at all once you wear the uniform, doesn't matter what you think, you are a weapon and better behave yourself like one

Yes, because you sign on for that. It's a job.

That doesn't mean that you are incapable of questioning things or even outright refusing things if they aren't lawful. If you're told to do something and there's nothing inherently wrong with what you're being told to do, then you do it.

fucking shoot that kid lazy or I'll do it myself and get you court-marshaled for shooting that kid

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  • 25 Aug
 Flippy

@ToLazy4Name said:

@Flippy said:
If you couldn't turn your character while attacking, people would just sprint away every time you started your windup. Parrying and chambering would also be pathetically easy. No one would be able to hit anyone.

Literally every single competitive player will disagree with you. Dragging adds depth to the game and increases the skill ceiling.

FLIPPY

Hi Lazy :)

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  • 25 Aug
 DerFurst

dragging is the biggest exploit in chivalry, next to feinting

if you want this game to be good you'll take out feints and dragging, otherwise have fun with bankruptcy marox

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  • 25 Aug
 DerFurst

@Xanatelos said:
I played project slasher. I know what im talking about.

You're also a furry so that discounts you for any feedback since you're subhuman

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  • 25 Aug
 DerFurst

@Xanatelos said:

@DerFurst said:

@Xanatelos said:
I played project slasher. I know what im talking about.

You're also a furry so that discounts you for any feedback since you're subhuman

Im a furry therefor my word is discounted and Im Subhuman?

I guess on that logic that makes you a fucking nazi since your name is german.

holy shit you do understand

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