Mordhau
 SirLancelot
Knight
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Baron 1226 1617
  • 29 Aug '17
 Carlo_Mano

@Ulkenstride said:
Summoning the Alpha

Knight 830 1764
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  • 29 Aug '17
 Ulkenstride

Summoning the Alpha

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Duke 5562 13285
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  • 29 Aug '17
 Jax — Community Manager

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SOMEONE OWES ME $10, DON'T CARE WHO

edit: breakup thing is unrelated, crushed said something funny

Knight 1836 2232
  • 29 Aug '17
 Void

I don't believe shit

Knight 108 366
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 Nut Crusher

@Ulkenstride said:
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wait what

Knight 830 1764
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 Ulkenstride

Mordhau in about 13 Days.

Knight 1836 2232
  • 29 Aug '17
 Void

@Ulkenstride said:

also, looks like they're working on Steam integration right now!

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At least some people can play Mordhau tbh

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  • 29 Aug '17
 Ulkenstride

Tbh what Chivalry's all about.

also, looks like they're working on Steam integration right now!

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Knight 33 91
  • 29 Aug '17
 TNCWfagsterstaff

@•҉Ɓaron voŋ Moorland said:
Either way they will orgasm in no time. One more point to add on the teasing… make sure you tease them for around 20 to 30 minutes to get them MASSIVELY turned on.

20 to 30 years

Baron 495 1381

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Now at this stage you can do one of two things:
Move onto advanced foreplay with the aim of making them squirt.
OR
Go straight to the release date and just pound away.
Either way they will orgasm in no time. One more point to add on the teasing… make sure you tease them for around 20 to 30 minutes to get them MASSIVELY turned on.
So that’s how you tease Mordhau forum users my dear Marox!

Knight 54 66
  • 29 Aug '17
 cappuccinoamaro

alpha without online its fine for me, i shall kill bots without rest

Knight 830 1764
  • 29 Aug '17
 Ulkenstride

Turns out, Marox has been waiting for Mordhau to be released long before we have.

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Baron 36 63
  • 29 Aug '17
 Lamprey

Steam servers are notoriously bad for anything except Counter-strike Global Offensive, and even then those are debatable. It also takes a decent amount of time to integrate SteamWorks API into any game not on the Source engine, remember Chivalry's browser? Horrendous. Also, the problem that is most likely holding up the alpha is not a critical game bug, as revisions through source control should be available to re-stabilize the build and avoid players using hot code. Dedicated server load and multiplayer optimizations are most likely necessary to the release as no one could play without them.

Baron 135 244
  • 29 Aug '17
 EvilSuD

Have faith good will prevail!!!!!

Count 4205 9821
  • 29 Aug '17
 DerFurst

I want to hit things really hard with a virtual blunt object, but the computer man isn't letting me do it yet

life is ruined

Mercenary 2193 3914
  • 29 Aug '17
 EruTheTeapot

Imho they will release it tomorrow and they just tested how the community will react to a delay

#Legit

Duchess 6896 9886
  • 29 Aug '17
 Sir Zombie

@BurritoWarrior said:

@Uncy said:
Just fucking tell us how long, we deserve it man, i mean exact date, cause half a month is incredibly long

Don't be such a little bitch and wait. You don't "deserve" shit lmao.

They did give us the date
Two weeks into september :^)

Mercenary 2551 4572
  • 29 Aug '17
 SIEGE

I'm fine with waiting as long as we get a good game tbh.

Knight 240 388
  • 29 Aug '17
 NitroSperg6K

@Uncy said:
Just fucking tell us how long, we deserve it man, i mean exact date, cause half a month is incredibly long

Don't be such a little bitch and wait. You don't "deserve" shit lmao.