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Knight 24 107
  • 8 Sep '17


Ravioli ravioli, give me the alphaoli!

Knight 147 159
12 183
  • 7 Sep '17

Looks like some of the mods won't be doing their jobs anytime soon. Shitpost while you still can.

Knight 1837 2232
  • 6 Sep '17

@Jax said:

@Mike Dewar said:
Literally about to storm the devs office, french revolution style and start putting devs on the guillotine until they release the game.

good thing they don't have an office :^)

Another smart move from Triternion 👌

Knight 1837 2232
  • 5 Sep '17

@Alphonse said:

@Void said:
I don't know if it's going to be more mature, but it will surely be less salty.


Hey, I didn't say no salt at all. Just less salt.

This is how I think about it...
If the game is balanced, most of the time, the most skillful combatant will win (at least in a one-on-one situation).
Now, if you get killed by a more skillful player, you don't have anything to be salty about. You might even learn a thing or two that'll help you to git gud some day.

Chivalry is completely different. Being unbalanced and full of exploits, most of the times you die, you get the feeling that you were cheated or defeated by exploits, especially if you don't use them yourself or you don't want to follow the meta.

Conscript 108 462
Duke 5562 13285
  • 3 Sep '17
 Jax — Community Manager

@Void said:

@Ulkenstride said:
Tiny Ass Axe.


wtf how?

tiny blacksmiths

12 183
  • 2 Sep '17

If you can't read, just ctrl + scroll (or right click, open the image and zoom).
One meme a day keeps the delays away !

Baron 1647 5234
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  • 1 Sep '17

@crushed said:

@LemonTroutsky said:
I think the most likely scenario is that there's some major flaws with the core mechanics of the game and all they've got is something the devs can make pretty demos with... but once it gets into the hands of actual players, they know it's going to be literally nothing but exploits and cheese spam.

You couldn't be more wrong. We are excited to give the game to the players, it just needs a little bit more time before its ready.

Looks like his arguments were

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Duke 5562 13285
  • 1 Sep '17
 Jax — Community Manager

@SandorClegane said:

Marox, I ask your leave to execute the one known as Lazy and his kind.

He's bunned until after he goes to boot camp lel

78 115
  • 1 Sep '17

Marox, I ask your leave to execute the one known as Lazy and his kind. Their insolence has gone too far and their vagrant disregard for the process of developing and releasing a game must be punished. We must cull the weak minded who simply can't understand that no definite date was ever set, and that this is an alpha. Delays are acceptable, especially a mere two weeks.

I can't stand the whining any longer, they must be punished. IMG_2283.JPG

Baron 1182 1071
  • 1 Sep '17

@Alphonse said:
For everyone who's "so disappointed" for this delay, may I ask your ages and what background and experiences do you have in game development or any kind of project?


sir i am 8 and i am appalled by you not having my age and forthwith i will bring a rein of fiery torment upon your soul

Conscript 1394 2153
  • 31 Aug '17

my uncle works at nintendo

12 183
  • 31 Aug '17

Just teasing, love you Triternion

Knight 830 1764
  • 31 Aug '17

What the Steam integration is doing tbh.

Count 4205 9821
  • 31 Aug '17

For real though we shouldn't be upset about this. With video games, there's only one real launch, and that's the first launch you make, regardless of if it's alpha, beta, or release. If they don't get it right the first time, it would leave a terrible first impression that it likely wouldn't be able to recover from for a significant amount of time.

Plus if this is the last delay we get, you'll forget you even had to wait for two years

Knight 830 1764
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  • 30 Aug '17

@Darkfyre said:

@Ulkenstride said:
My 500th Comment.png

If you're going to whore yourself out for likes, you should at least talk dirty to us while you do it!

My Dick is big
A Peek you shall get
If you like my post with no regret
I shall dance upon a poll
If you like my Post with no withdrawal
A Foot job
I will give to you
if you like my Post whilst eating your Shoe
You asked me to talk dirty
Now I'll make you squirty
All the Beans, and all the Cabbage
Shall make your asshole raw and savage.

Knight 28 83
  • 30 Aug '17

One student was enjoying his summer holydays, even though mordhau was coming at the end of them, but he would at least get his hands on it! Instead of a game, he got an update, and realized that he couldn't play before he starts going 80 km every week to study. The student will be come a no-life. The student will mess his exams, and destroy his life. But the student will get mordhau Soon.

Knight 2308 4188
  • 30 Aug '17

@VKingOdin said:
HOW YOU MEAN DELAY?! we have fking paid 55euros, about 30more euros than normaly to play it more early and now you are gonne delay it? that is scam, we paid alot money to get it that date, you have no fking right to delay the release of alpha. THIS IS SCAM

What date