Mordhau
 Sir Zombie
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  • 28 Feb
 Maci

I read the whole thread but I don't understand... what is the "N-word"??
Is this some sort of insider joke I'm not getting??
Somebody please type out the N-word, I wanna laugh too...

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  • 22 Feb
 lazy

inshallah

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  • 15 Jun '19
 ToLazy4Name

@alonesilverwolf said:

@ToLazy4Name said:

@alonesilverwolf said:

@marox said:

@alonesilverwolf said:
I think it's complete bullshit that more and more games are removing family sharing. I family share games with my wife and her to me so we don't generally have to buy more than one copy of a game unless it's something we want to play coop or whatever (like Borderlands). This game specifically, we both got, but the practice of removing the feature is getting alarming.

I love how all these fucks are defending this too saying shit like "JUsT buY ThE GaEM BrUH!!!"

Apparently ya'll forgot that back in the day when you bought a game, it didn't matter how many computers you installed it on, or with console, how many consoles you played the game on. You bought the game, you could take that bitch over to your friends house and install it on HIS computer if you wanted to!

Now, you buy a game, even if you're in a family, you have to buy a separate game for EACH person who wants to play it, and this is doubly true if you want to play coop--because even with Family Share, you two can't be on the game at the same time.

Ya'll need to wake up. Gaming industry has been pinching us like Mafia overlords for YEARS now, and you lie down and let it happen! Why defend this crap? It's like games no longer having local multiplayer on consoles now. It's just a bid to force families to buy multiple consoles if they want to actually enjoy a game together!

Ya'll defending these practices make me sick.

I get something needs to be done about cheaters, just going to reiterate that. I get it, especially in a MP game like this one, which is why I try to cut Mordhau some slack. That said, removing family share is just a crappy bandaid to the hacker problem and the devs need to get their shit together and stop doing banwaves then unbanning the people banned in the first place!

The problem is that we ban a person's account, but Steam lets them share it to another account and get around our ban (or vice versa), making it completely impossible for us to deny them access if they've been found cheating. We are powerless here as it's only Valve that can change how this system works.

So why can't Valve just put an agreement in Family Share that if one person gets caught cheating, the game is banned on not only the main account, but any accounts family shared as well? Doesn't seem that hard of a thing to implement.

why the fuck are you asking him why valve isn't doing something lmao

It was an idea, damn, lol. Why you getting so triggered over the way that was worded? THAT is the funny part.

why are you asking me why i'm asking him why he's asking marox why valve isn't doing something

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  • 7 Nov '19
 Rattsknecht

You should just have been born in a wealthier family, the fuck is so hard about that?

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  • 3 Nov '19
 Josh

The longsword noble and the executioner in Feitoria frequently have whiffed attacks because their models are so big that their arms go behind the enemies that their attacking, e.g. in the image below I actually missed the attack because my hands went through the enemies head:
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The nobles can also use this to their advantage by doing insiders where their attacks start behind the enemy's parry and inside their model. It would feel better combat-wise if the nobles had a larger collision radius with other players, or at least enemies, so that these things didn't happen.

As an aside, I think it would make sense for larger characters to push teammates back when they walk into them (currently anyone that's playing one of these characters just TKs teammates who get in their way, but it would be nice if they didn't feel the need to do that..)

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  • 26 Oct '19
 Maci

@Khashius said:
thanks for reading.

but I didn't lmao

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  • 8 Sep '19
 ToLazy4Name

@Christian2222 said:
When people can't admit that cheesy tactics does NOT equal skill.

Oh humanity.... why are you such a piece of shit? :_D

oh for fuck's sake I thought you had finally left please for the love of god leave so I don't have to hear your retarded whiny posts ever fucking again holy shit

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  • 19 Oct '19
 Runagate

Does 2017 count if god fucking damnit this forum is dead i want to go back to alpha this sucks :(

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  • 19 Oct '19
 Rattsknecht

@TheKingInTheNorth said:
When occasionally pressing lmb between scrolling up takes up so much brainpower that you forget about the existence of periods and capital letters.

but i dont use rapier

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  • 15 Oct '19
 ZugZugNeverEnds

and when i say "stay safe" i mean they can't be killed because the f*ing 5 second death timer destroys anyone who oppose them.

what kind of drugs are you on? because they should be illegalized.

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  • 14 Oct '19
 ZugZugNeverEnds

"invasion" mode.... hahahah amateur devs.
you gotta be f*ing kidding me with this trash.
people in control of catapults can literally stay safe despite people trying to destroy it thanks to your noobfriendly dead-zones.
revert this immediately you fucking asshats.

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  • 7 Oct '19
 2cool2care

What is the uSDK ?

This is a set of modding tools created by the community that opens a lot of possibilities. To get you an idea, this video showcases a small part of what you can do !

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  • 4 Oct '19
 ToLazy4Name

fucking normies stop replying to based Anal's genius threads if your IQ isn't high enough to understand the intricate mechanics he is suggesting

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  • 24 Sep '19
 Runagate

literally just stop being a bitch why do you care so much

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  • 26 Sep '19
 Punzybobo

BROOOO U WILL GET FORUM LIKES DUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE TAT GET THE TAT GET THE TAT

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  • 23 Sep '19
 ToLazy4Name

@Tr0gledyte said:

@ToLazy4Name said:

@Tr0gledyte said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
Stouty has a full video of him getting to Elite V and he mainly uses bastard sword and eveningstar. Giru streamed himself getting to Elite V a few times and he uses longsword frequently if I remember correctly.

Lol, Stouty actually uses the Battle Axe most of the time, it's his "go-to" weapon when he is behind on points.

motherfucker he literally has a video showing himself getting to the top of the rankings and you still insist on being stupid holy fuck

Not sure if you actually watched the video but he never uses a Longsword, greatsword or whatever, nor do his opponents. Only Eveningstar and Bastard Sword, both extremely strong dueling weapons.

THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT I SAID HE DOES

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  • 23 Sep '19
 ToLazy4Name

@Tr0gledyte said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
Stouty has a full video of him getting to Elite V and he mainly uses bastard sword and eveningstar. Giru streamed himself getting to Elite V a few times and he uses longsword frequently if I remember correctly.

Lol, Stouty actually uses the Battle Axe most of the time, it's his "go-to" weapon when he is behind on points.

motherfucker he literally has a video showing himself getting to the top of the rankings and you still insist on being stupid holy fuck

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  • 21 Sep '19
 ToLazy4Name

mad detected, laughing has been commenced

have a bad day