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 Survii
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  • 13 May
 DerFurst

@Humble Staff said:
Maybe Neo did some coding shit to protect us from the cancer and the cringe

If that's the case, it's time we did the right thing and made this the new politics thread

the two best threads merged into one. It will be perfect

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@Jackass said:
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edit: this is no joke how I imagine crushed to be looking

Why is this so obviously a Russian?

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  • 13 May
 Jackass

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edit: this is no joke how I imagine crushed to be looking

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@Jax said:
offtopic doesn't mean you can post blatantly offensive shit, guys
please stop

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It's just a little bit of harmless fun ;)

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@Jax said:
offtopic doesn't mean you can post blatantly offensive shit, guys
please stop

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  • 12 May
 vanguard

Poor doggo suffering under Capitalism

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@Stumpy said:

@Survii said:

@TombstoneJack said:

@Survii said:

@Rattsknecht said:

@Crazychester1247 said:

@Lincs said:

@Survii said:

@Lincs said:

@Survii said:

@Lincs said:

@Survii said:

@RingMaster said:

@Survii said:
-See pretty decent girl around
-Damn seems trendy
-Aight lets get her number
-Can't approach her properly, been trying a week but honestly so blueballed now I'm gonna do it next time I see her
-Aight I'll check her Facebook in the mean time, friend knows her name
-Almost no posts or results
-One of the only results is:
killme.png
WHY HAS GOD FORSAKEN ME?!

TBH this made me angry as fuck, not laugh. But you guys might.

I bet you thought this up in the shower.

posted live tbh

so many things could potentially happen if I get her number though
where do you stand politically?
uh well minorities have it bad COUGHso why should we be oneCOUGH
capitalism is bad COUGHbut so it communismCOUGH
yeah diversity is cool COUGHso lets keep it all rather than melting potCOUGH
yeah the (((elites))) and media are bad COUGHbut they are also the ones pushing communismCOUGH

what music do you listen to?
-puts on playlist

-AH FUCK

tbh I gotta get this girls number, it would sure be an entertaining and high intensity relationship
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also gotta acquire her means of reproduction tbh

Jesus fucking cringe

mate im on over a week of nofap ive basically achieved autism ascension

Everything that's coming out of your mouth is making my tender asshole retreat further into my abdominal cavity out of secondhand embarrassment

mfw the only community i feel like i belong to is turning on my dishonourable soul

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It's ok I still love you bb

Good luck with the grill just please god don't... meme in her vicinity. Multiple fatalities could occur.

If someone quotes this again I'm going to murder them.

fite me

i swer on me nan ill ave you

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Taking out a log and throwing it from that height may be enough to make it partially solidify and make for an actual threat for the people down there

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@Lincs said:

@Survii said:

@Lincs said:

@Survii said:

@Lincs said:

@Survii said:

@RingMaster said:

@Survii said:
-See pretty decent girl around
-Damn seems trendy
-Aight lets get her number
-Can't approach her properly, been trying a week but honestly so blueballed now I'm gonna do it next time I see her
-Aight I'll check her Facebook in the mean time, friend knows her name
-Almost no posts or results
-One of the only results is:
killme.png
WHY HAS GOD FORSAKEN ME?!

TBH this made me angry as fuck, not laugh. But you guys might.

I bet you thought this up in the shower.

posted live tbh

so many things could potentially happen if I get her number though
where do you stand politically?
uh well minorities have it bad COUGHso why should we be oneCOUGH
capitalism is bad COUGHbut so it communismCOUGH
yeah diversity is cool COUGHso lets keep it all rather than melting potCOUGH
yeah the (((elites))) and media are bad COUGHbut they are also the ones pushing communismCOUGH

what music do you listen to?
-puts on playlist

-AH FUCK

tbh I gotta get this girls number, it would sure be an entertaining and high intensity relationship
1525331646974.jpg

also gotta acquire her means of reproduction tbh

Jesus fucking cringe

mate im on over a week of nofap ive basically achieved autism ascension

Everything that's coming out of your mouth is making my tender asshole retreat further into my abdominal cavity out of secondhand embarrassment

mfw the only community i feel like i belong to is turning on my dishonourable soul

1526041206932.png

It's ok I still love you bb

Good luck with the grill just please god don't... meme in her vicinity. Multiple fatalities could occur.

If someone quotes this again I'm going to murder them.

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  • 12 May
 Rattsknecht

@Crazychester1247 said:

@Lincs said:

@Survii said:

@Lincs said:

@Survii said:

@Lincs said:

@Survii said:

@RingMaster said:

@Survii said:
-See pretty decent girl around
-Damn seems trendy
-Aight lets get her number
-Can't approach her properly, been trying a week but honestly so blueballed now I'm gonna do it next time I see her
-Aight I'll check her Facebook in the mean time, friend knows her name
-Almost no posts or results
-One of the only results is:
killme.png
WHY HAS GOD FORSAKEN ME?!

TBH this made me angry as fuck, not laugh. But you guys might.

I bet you thought this up in the shower.

posted live tbh

so many things could potentially happen if I get her number though
where do you stand politically?
uh well minorities have it bad COUGHso why should we be oneCOUGH
capitalism is bad COUGHbut so it communismCOUGH
yeah diversity is cool COUGHso lets keep it all rather than melting potCOUGH
yeah the (((elites))) and media are bad COUGHbut they are also the ones pushing communismCOUGH

what music do you listen to?
-puts on playlist

-AH FUCK

tbh I gotta get this girls number, it would sure be an entertaining and high intensity relationship
1525331646974.jpg

also gotta acquire her means of reproduction tbh

Jesus fucking cringe

mate im on over a week of nofap ive basically achieved autism ascension

Everything that's coming out of your mouth is making my tender asshole retreat further into my abdominal cavity out of secondhand embarrassment

mfw the only community i feel like i belong to is turning on my dishonourable soul

1526041206932.png

It's ok I still love you bb

Good luck with the grill just please god don't... meme in her vicinity. Multiple fatalities could occur.

If someone quotes this again I'm going to murder them.

fite me

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  • 11 May
 Stumpy

@Survii said:
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artists interpretation of the relationship between Ranten and anime

Artist's interpretation of Crush and his "Soon" replies.

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@Survii said:
btw im meeting the girl on monday so ill either be getting her number or giving her one

tis a concentration camp joke, squire

No one cares

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I took a dive into the Faces of Mordhau.... and discovered the RebornChief saga

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  • 12 May
 Lincs

@Survii said:

@Lincs said:

@Survii said:

@Lincs said:

@Survii said:

@RingMaster said:

@Survii said:
-See pretty decent girl around
-Damn seems trendy
-Aight lets get her number
-Can't approach her properly, been trying a week but honestly so blueballed now I'm gonna do it next time I see her
-Aight I'll check her Facebook in the mean time, friend knows her name
-Almost no posts or results
-One of the only results is:
killme.png
WHY HAS GOD FORSAKEN ME?!

TBH this made me angry as fuck, not laugh. But you guys might.

I bet you thought this up in the shower.

posted live tbh

so many things could potentially happen if I get her number though
where do you stand politically?
uh well minorities have it bad COUGHso why should we be oneCOUGH
capitalism is bad COUGHbut so it communismCOUGH
yeah diversity is cool COUGHso lets keep it all rather than melting potCOUGH
yeah the (((elites))) and media are bad COUGHbut they are also the ones pushing communismCOUGH

what music do you listen to?
-puts on playlist

-AH FUCK

tbh I gotta get this girls number, it would sure be an entertaining and high intensity relationship
1525331646974.jpg

also gotta acquire her means of reproduction tbh

Jesus fucking cringe

mate im on over a week of nofap ive basically achieved autism ascension

Everything that's coming out of your mouth is making my tender asshole retreat further into my abdominal cavity out of secondhand embarrassment

mfw the only community i feel like i belong to is turning on my dishonourable soul

1526041206932.png

It's ok I still love you bb

Good luck with the grill just please god don't... meme in her vicinity. Multiple fatalities could occur.

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  • 11 May
 vanguard

It's our gum now HAHA

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@Survii said:
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psychedelic art is pretty cool

representation of the average mordhau shitposter