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 Survii
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 Sammy

We've played with it, we've tested it, it should be on custom servers only. Makes it way too easy to see where attacks are coming from when in third.

Besides, what other competitive games allow players to use different view cameras? Does CSGO? Heck, does For Honor? No!

I demand this pointless "feature" brought here by nothing other than "lol chiv had it" be removed, I thought this was a first person melee slasher?

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  • 11 Nov
 DerFurst

LMGZG

Using the ufficial ter wers didney pictur you can see that slashing the crossguard diagonally would destroy the blade emitter

I don't like arguing this because it's more autistic than I want to go this time

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  • 11 Nov
 Sammy

Monkeytoes stfu lol ur literally a communist with an iq of 3

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  • 11 Nov
 DerFurst

monkeytoes I don't know why you defend stupidity but stop it.

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  • 11 Nov
 DerFurst

@Monkeytoes said:

@DerFurst said:
They're superfluous. Unstable lightsabers already existed in this universe and never needed crossguard vents before. Plus, they look really dangerous to the user.

much better than getting your hands cut off like EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN STARWARS HAS

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  • 10 Nov
 Maci

@Survii said:

@Sir Zombie said:
Vid with actual Maci boi

Why does he sound like a Dane trying to do a Welsh accent

Because I'm a German trying to speak English

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Baroness 6089 6967
  • 10 Nov
 Sammy

I take joy in knowing Vanguard will die soon from having no food. That's my ultimate victory.

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  • 11 Nov
 DerFurst

@Monkeytoes said:

@DerFurst said:
They changed the story so that lightsaber crystals changed color based on how special of a snowflake, or big of a meanie you are. Meanies get red, goodies get blue, green, and yellow, and mean goodies get purple. They're like super-powered mood rings.

Old canon crystals were just rocks and rather than the special snowflake change the color, the rocks had their own inherent value, and color matched personality through connections in the force guiding the user to pick the best particular crystal with the most fitting color for him/her. They weren't mood-rocks. Sith used red lightsabers because they were banned from jedi planets with crystals, so they had to make fake synthetic red ones, and eventually it just stuck that red meant sith so they did it on purpose after that.

Oh and Disney made the death star use lightsaber crystals to focus the lasers, so the deathstar is a fucking giant lightsaber according to disney.

why the fuck does this bother you?

Imagine you really liked Lord of the Rings, and then some publishing company took over the rights to the entire franchise, then explained that the One Ring was only able to be destroyed in Mount Doom not because it was the place it was forged and because of magic n'such, but because it was actually made out of a super rare material called "cantbreakmeium" that was stolen from the Elves. This is the level of stupid in Disney's retcons.

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@Punzybobo said:
Y'all mothafuckas need Jesus.

yes but

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  • 10 Nov
 Punzybobo

Y'all mothafuckas need Jesus.

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  • 10 Nov
 Sir Zombie

Vid with actual Maci boi

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  • 10 Nov
 Punzybobo

THE FIRE RISES

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  • 10 Nov
 Rattsknecht

the new cycle begins

rappers

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  • 27 Feb
 ToLazy4Name

FUCKING JEW GOD DAMN DIRTY FUCKING JEW DICK SUCKING FAGGOT JEW FUCK

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  • 27 Feb
 Valmirius

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Trump - murderer of traps. Anime is now illegal so he was just doing his duty.

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THIS BLASHPHEMY... THIS IS MADNESS!

Lazy is gonna be so fucking triggered.

Moral of the story: You don't have to be the smartest (Marox), the most aggressive (Crush), the most ruthless (Emerald), the least threatening (Whisper/ Tim), the most politically zealous (Vanguard/DerFurst), the greatest (Trump/Pence), or even the most well trained (Jax). Just be a sneaky Jew boy who befriends everyone who is capable of killing you and avoid all possible conflict. Deciding he can't murder his district partner himself (after getting ass handed to him by the most androgynous person in all of the districts) he sides with Trump - hoping that he'll do the dirty work for him. Eventually this culminates in his realisation that Trump might win after this, so he snuggles up to him and then murders him when he's vulnerable after his agenda is achieved.

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I guess that's a wrap for now. Pretty interesting for RNG. I'd like to do a larger one at some point. I was chatting with Emerald about it and he mentioned it'd be more interesting if stats were a thing. I'll have a search and see if any more advanced simulators exist.

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  • 26 Feb
 Valmirius

Time for the next episode.
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Emerald being a psychopath as usual.

Trump is having a well done steak.

Gaymer getting raped by a femiboy. Who then spares his life for some reason. I have no idea how he is still alive but he has the luck of the Irish.

I expect he's working with Trump to build a wall.

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7 kills... a lucky number right?

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Wrong. OH SHIT. A classic case of a ranged weapon being used against the owner :(.

Meanwhile Gaymer is doing this gay snuggling shit again, it seems to be working for now however. We can forgive him in this case, given that it's daddy Trump.

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Unfortunately Donald decided he wanted more.

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Who will win the Mordhau Games?