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 Survii
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  • 10 Mar '17
 DerFurst

Traps > furries

I'd still incinerate both of them, but at least traps are less flamboyant in their deviancy

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I got a better soluton
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  • 10 Mar '17
 Huggles

Bronies have wallets, so no.

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  • 10 Mar '17
 Stray

I made an account just to let everyone here know I find this hilarious. Goodbye.

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  • 9 Mar '17
 DerFurst

Furries and ponyfags are attracted to the idea of medieval warfare, but are often too mentally ill to play games with any degree of skill or aggression, and thus will quit when they realize this.

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  • 17 Jan
 VampireDuck

Survii, i'm starting to worry

Knight 316 380
  • 17 Jan
 VampireDuck

@Survii said:
oLD FuKKIN meMEr

not as old as ur mum

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  • 13 Jan
 Punzybobo

@JasonBourne said:
Zwei could need a damage buff though..

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Conscript 3088 2927
  • 13 Jan
 vanguard

Yes, footwork is barely noticiable because the lunge on most weapons is stupid and you die to 1, 2 hits of most weapons, so what even is the point of this? Why should one use say, a zweihander and light class, if you can use heavy armor and a longsword?

Technically, as far as I understand, light class and big weapon should give you a noticiable advantage on reach I mean, it is the minimum right, but it doesn't. So tell me, why

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  • 13 Jan
 Frise

unidentified brazilian communist gets oneshotted through several map rotations before typing angery forum post

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  • 13 Jan
 vanguard

WTF GET OFF MY THREAD U FUCKO STOP USING LONGSWORD IS GAY

FUCK U TRYHARD NOOB BITCH I KILL U

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  • 15 Jan
 Lincs

I felt like doing s'mores
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dont @ me

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  • 24 Aug '17
 Monkeytoes

Is my profile picture really that disturbing?

at least its not this:

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Baron 793 1749
  • 23 Aug '17
 Lincs

suicide is painless
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King 3036 3776
  • 22 Aug '17
 Havoc

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Baron 793 1749
  • 21 Aug '17
 Lincs

oh boy oh boy

this ones a doozy i did everyone that was relevant

my head hurts even worse now so i'ma go inject some antifreeze under my tongue and jump off the nearest high rise

another disclaimer that this is all in good fun don't get sads

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