Mordhau
 Survii
Knight
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This is so u learn to never steal a man's zweihander again, you simply don't do this I'm sorry man but I had to punish u for it

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  • 14h
 Frise

DELETE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

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REKT LMAO GIT FOOTWORKED KID xDddDD le epic punch

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  • 20h
 Jackass

btw it was totally me who made that edit

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  • 18 Apr
 Grator — Art

It's ok, I love you too

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  • 18 Apr
 Jackass

Hello Marox, I have a serious issue with your artist Grator.

For a long while now, Grator has been secretly cyberbullying me inside of Mordhau.
He will sometimes walk up behind me with a maul and smack me out of nowhere!
Sometimes he also does the spooky dance and I get genuinly scared.
He has many times called me a jackass for no apparent reason and I don't know why he would ever call me such thing!!:((
D: He also sometimes hyperfeints me 5 times before chopping my head off in duels, and then he screams at by body.
Marox please make this stop, Grator is taking over my life, controlling every step I do.
Right now he is probably monitoring my computer so he can see when I launch Mordhau, just so he can launch the game to mock me.
Grator actually told me in a dream that he wanted me to dead irl and I am really not want to die D;
he has entered all my dreams at this point and he is doing it purposely!!
pls maroxe help :c also i wanted to have peace with him, then he just responded me in poorly spelled french D:!!!
how could he do this?! he is a monster hidden as a spanish friendly artist, but he is actually a big cyberbullie ;(((((((
:(((((((((((((((((((
EDIT: I LOVE GRATOR SO MUCH IT CONFUSEFS ME AND MAKES ME WRITE STOPID FORUM POSTS

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Damn that's homer from Simpsons: Hit and Run and that outfit is the one you get at the start holy shit that brings back memories.

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 crushed — Art

@Jackass said:

@Humble Staff said:

this will get you banned by crush, no joke:(

Thanks for reminding me

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 Maci

flot erff ami rite

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@Survii said:
how can you not love melon pan?

original post was going to be "lightweights, he has made vids 10x worse than that link" but i think id get banned for pornography

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@Lincs said:

@TheDankestMeme said:

@Punzybobo said:
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TIME IS MONEY MISTUH BIG MOVIE MAN

the mordhau forums but everyone is rob owner

so just the mordhau forums then

-put on the rob owner vision goggles
-everything looks the same

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I'm with the Duck on this one. That video must die.

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  • 19 Apr
 Punzybobo

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Top 10 photos taken moments before disaster

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  • 19 Apr
 ThunderDuck

@Survii said:

:15 got me

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  • 19 Apr
 ThunderDuck

hey look it's me

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  • 19 Apr
 vanguard

Today my son Ethan came home with another homework from his wacko teacher. According to his teacher, we are all supposed to be homosapiens". Lady you know nothing about Science l tell you what. There are people out there who consider themselves to be heterosapiens just like me and billions of people around the world. That lady sure is dumb. Just because she's one of them Lady Boys from Thailand doesn't mean we are all homosexuals. First thing tomorrow is giving that lady a piece of my mind.

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  • 19 Apr
 Jackass

@Humble Staff said:
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this will get you banned by crush, no joke:(