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shoutout to Sammy for delivering this fucking legendary response.

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  • 16 Nov
 Redeaux

The new star wars movies have been poop-tier thus far. I don't have high expectations out of episode 8, but I can at least hope Carrie Fisher dies in it so I can clap loudly in the theater.

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  • 15 Nov
 Kiste262

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just some Shogun 2 lobbies

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  • 15 Nov
 Jax

the best and worst of twitch chat, all in one message

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  • 15 Nov
 Punzybobo

@Some fucking peasant said:
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  • 14 Nov
 lash

Yea, read a communist manifesto.. or mein kampf ^^

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  • 14 Nov
 DerFurst

Because everything written by the sworn enemies of Germany who defeated them, raped their women, executed their leaders and paraded their corpses through the streets, extracted false testimonies through torture in kangaroo courts (Nuremburg), starved and killed civilians after the war for no reason (Eisenhower's death camps), and whom humiliate them to this very day with guilt for their entire race and force them to continually pay reparations to families over 70 years after an event that supposedly happened but is an imprisonable offense to even discuss (the holocaust!) IS 100% TRUE

Yes, you're brazilliant Vanguard! I'm sure these people are totally unbiased in their declarations of fact and have no reason to skew history! I'm sure they wouldn't lie about their sworn enemy in an attempt to bury their ideas so no one else adopts any part of their effective and competitive ideology again! The victors of history are always just and the losers are always bad!

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Stop being ignorant and realize that history is written by the victors, and recognize the meaning of the phrase "woe to the conquered." Those who are defeated and occupied by their enemies are at the complete mercy of their conquerors. This is common sense. Why would the conquerors write an unbiased history of their enemies? The whole point is to keep them defeated forever, not to spark rebellion. Of course they'd lie about the entire thing!

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shout out to faggot

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  • 14 Nov
 Valmirius

@YOLANDIVISSER said:

Lmao stfu, girl

NoRebuttalNoBalls

I'm sorry but you were asking for this one:

Women are easily the most overrated gender in the last decade. Wives are horrible. Really not much fun about it, sex becomes super linear and repetitive. Their logic is emotionally involved, clunky and unresponsive, and it is not usually smart in a way that actually demonstrates intelligence, but rather relies entirely on their female intuition with no planning in any manner. What makes them "difficult" to understand is again their clunky reasoning for their actions. All women are pretty much the same, you just dodge subjects when they are in their "vulnerable" phase, and wait for their cycle to end until they start swinging at you again the next month. Repeat that for years and you've got women in a nutshell. Normal women are really just boring trash that are just there for the sake of being there. They serve no purpose other than keeping the man busy between the attractive women. In fact, all women are exactly the same. Merely a reskin of one another with somewhat different phenotypes and values. They play the same mind games otherwise. The whole gender really is targeted towards children that heard stories about "true love" for the softer sex from their older siblings / parents. They want to be part of that as well but fail to realise that marriage back then wasn’t difficult in a frustrating way, but in a challenging and interesting one.

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@Valmirius said:

@YOLANDIVISSER said:

Lmao stfu, girl

NoRebuttalNoBalls

I'm sorry but you were asking for this one:

Women are easily the most overrated gender in the last decade. Wives are horrible. Really not much fun about it, sex becomes super linear and repetitive. Their logic is emotionally involved, clunky and unresponsive, and it is not usually smart in a way that actually demonstrates intelligence, but rather relies entirely on their female intuition with no planning in any manner. What makes them "difficult" to understand is again their clunky reasoning for their actions. All women are pretty much the same, you just dodge subjects when they are in their "vulnerable" phase, and wait for their cycle to end until they start swinging at you again the next month. Repeat that for some minutes and you've got women in a nutshell. Normal women are really just boring trash that are just there for the sake of being there. They serve no purpose other than keeping the man busy between the attractive women. In fact, all women are exactly the same. Merely a reskin of one another with somewhat different phenotypes and values. They play the same mind games otherwise. The whole gender really is targeted towards children that heard stories about "true love" for the softer sex from their older siblings / parents. They want to be part of that as well but fail to realise that marriage back then wasn’t difficult in a frustrating way, but in a challenging and interesting one.

will this meme ever end tho

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  • 14 Nov
 DerFurst

@Rattsknecht said:

@DerFurst said:

@Rattsknecht said:

@DerFurst said:
stop being retarded

take your own advice tbh

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is this a yes

it's a sick burn but you're still retarded

"lmao they trained and armed regular german citizens to fight when they were being attacked in their own cities at the end of the war when their regular army was mostly defeated, such evil war criminals"

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  • 14 Nov
 DerFurst

@Rattsknecht said:

@DerFurst said:
forced women and children into the front-lines, had penal battalions stationed at the back of warzones to execute or imprison anyone fleeing from battle, and commanded its troops with a swarm style "throw enough bodies at them and eventually we'll win" strategy with complete disregard for human life. If you knew the true evil that was the Soviet Union, you'd never support them in any way ever again.

please stop giving me cancer

also since ur this concerned about forcing everyone to combat

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkssturm

You're one of "those" type of people, are you?

If you read closely, it was created at the very end of the war because Germany had lost on both fronts and was on retreat back to Berlin. They trained and armed non-combattants to fight not because they needed frontline soldiers, but because if they didn't know how to fight, they'd be murdered and their women raped (and they still were) by the Soviets.

The difference here is that the Germans enacted a last-minute measure to defend themselves when their regular army had failed, whereas women and children WERE ALWAYS in the regular army of the Soviets.

stop being retarded

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  • 14 Nov
 DerFurst

Taking from the other thread:

@vanguard said:
Counter example what u talking about? Lmao and you talk like the Soviet people didn't actually wanted to stomp the living shit out of them Nazis.

Can you Imagine actually white supremacists armed and organized into a real army invading your country to enslave or exterminate you, because muh untermenshen? It's not like you gotta do a huge propaganda effort to make people fight against their extermination or enslavement.

Them soviets had bad politics I agree, but one thing they did right at least, that is, fucking with nazis big time. Can't thank the red army enough for this service they did to mankind.

I'd expect this kind of ignorance from a Communist.

Firstly, the Germans weren't on an extermination spree trying to cleanse the world of undermen. This notion is entirely wrong and retarded. Germany was throwing peace treaties at everyone trying to get countries to stop fighting them so they could live alone in peace, but they were continually refused. Germans wanted to be left alone - but the allies and soviet wanted Germany dead. The Germans even went on peace treaty "bombing runs," dropping declarations of peace on cities when they easily could have destroyed places with actual bombs. Of course, you don't hear about this in your slanted false history.

Secondly, the Soviets stole the land and tools of people, forcing them to become reliant on the government, starved to death millions this way, killed tens of millions of their own people through prison labor, starvation, and execution, forced women and children into the front-lines, had penal battalions stationed at the back of warzones to execute or imprison anyone fleeing from battle, and commanded its troops with a swarm style "throw enough bodies at them and eventually we'll win" strategy with complete disregard for human life. If you knew the true evil that was the Soviet Union, you'd never support them in any way ever again.