• Likes received 4874
  • Date joined 6 Sep '16
  • Last seen 18 Aug

Private Message

239 383

The right be like:
esrpimythl424cw9f1mc - Cópia.jpg

Duke 157 665
Knight 125 815
Knight 259 621
Knight 3135 4189
Knight 259 621
  • 2 Aug

@King Sinclair The FluffyDragon said:
okay what the fuck is this retarded despacito meme and why is it popular?


Knight 2822 5197
  • 2 Aug

Its not cute it's honestly just creepy as all hell

429 1984

@King Sinclair The FluffyDragon said:
okay what the fuck is this retarded despacito meme and why is it popular?


Duke 6640 9022
Knight 788 1690

@Sir Zombie said:
I can't deny it.


Edit: Proof that it was made before this post

Nice cameltoe. And the devs said there wasn't a female option yet

Knight 2757 5986
Knight 460 2686

dump your giru pics

Knight 788 1690

He ducks a lot from the semen his uncle shoots at him

Knight 63 174

People regular to off-topic section.


850 2438

@Ser_Thank_You said:

My weeb friends told me to put this here please don't upvote thanks

wheres the downvote button ive never needed to use it until now

Count 283 1172
961 5479
  • 1 Aug
 crushed — Art

last picture is proof that customization is too limiting

Knight 231 667


I've been doing some psychological research on the Mordhau player-base because I wanted to find out, can going too long without a patch be a direct cause for mental-degradation in the player?


It first started several months ago, about 10 days after Patch 16 had released. Despite people enjoying themselves and lauding it as one of the best patches to date, I noticed something peculiar: the players themselves had already shown signs of intellectual-deterioration. Players began to equip stupider-looking armor, using shittier weapons, and saying things like "yeet" more often: a phrase which is closely associated with mental retardation, and has literally no meaning.


However it wasn't until after week three, the first 21 days, that I could absolutely confirm my theory with hard evidence. Provided are images I've created to illustrate the visual changes that can be seen in the Mordhau community as they continue to go several weeks without any new content.


By Day 30, which I call "The point of no return" for the purposes of this study, I began to realize that there could indeed be a direct link between Alpha 17 not being here yet and a loss of brain functionality. Not only visually, but their behavior has devolved as well. Smoke Pot usage has increased 317%. Players are roleplaying as pseudo-archers and using throwing axes as their primary weapon. More and more players are equipping themselves with wooden hammers and wearing the padded coif.

I can also conclude that roleplaying is a major contribution towards this gradual loss of cognitive function, as depicted below.


Since recently hitting the 3 month mark, we have reached levels of cerebral functions that were deranged and completely subhuman. I fear that unless Alpha 17 is released soon, the brain damage could be permanent. I don't want to imagine what the player-base will be like there's still no patch after day 100... but I'm afraid that soon that could very well could be the case.

The horrifying creature you see below is what I like to call "a tomato". Once a human, but now something lesser.


I will continue to record my findings and hope that I can find a way to slow the mental-degradation with or without a patch: possibly a vaccine. Although I've heard vaccines cause autism, so that may be counter intuitive. If you want to avoid becoming a tomato, I recommend you stick to longsword and 3/3/3 and never use smoke pots (the tomatoes seem to call them "vapes" for some reason).

I hope this has been an informative and educational post.

Here is a timeline graph.



Day 100 is upon us. I fear the end is near. The tomato uprising is upon us.


Knight 1390 2142
  • 1 Aug

there are no girls with dicks, only men with tits