Mordhau
 Lord Commander Guts
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  • Date joined 27 Oct '15
  • Last seen 27 May
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  • 26 May
 Smeelio

666 haha

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@FaffyШaffy said:
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This is why u werent included bb

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  • 26 May
 Sir Zombie

> Thinking you're more infamous than Reborn

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@Valmirius said:

@TheDankestMeme said:
i cant believe i wasted 30 fucking minuts of my life on paint doing this

It's your best work imho

i would like less "imho" and more "mordhau game 2" tbh

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  • 17 May
 Valmirius

@TheDankestMeme said:
i cant believe i wasted 30 fucking minuts of my life on paint doing this

It's your best work imho

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  • 20 Apr
 Sir Zombie

Yeah it is definitely the new Hearthstone/Magic.

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@crushed said:

@Stouty said:
Big names attract views in chiv, in our community players like Sophax are like celebrities. They're not random joes because they're actually skilled at the game. People watch youtube vids of current top dogs ft10ing because some players like Rick and Sir Shield are almost like wrestling characters - they're funny personas. We don't need to outsource this shit to guys expecting huge pay cheques just to play a game that they would likely play anyway if it was a quality title.

Stouty would be the worst marketing guy ever

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  • 25 May
 crushed — Art

@Stouty said:
Big names attract views in chiv, in our community players like Sophax are like celebrities. They're not random joes because they're actually skilled at the game. People watch youtube vids of current top dogs ft10ing because some players like Rick and Sir Shield are almost like wrestling characters - they're funny personas. We don't need to outsource this shit to guys expecting huge pay cheques just to play a game that they would likely play anyway if it was a quality title.

Stouty would be the worst marketing guy ever

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  • 8 May
 Pencilman

Knights of the Old Republic for story, Jedi Outcast for combat (though the story in that was pretty gud 2 tbh fam).

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  • 23 May
 Hunterwolf

I'll fight trough hordes (but moslty trough lag) for our aussie God-emperor!

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  • 8 May
 Hadeus

@Austismus "The Brainsmashed" said:
Marox is the only God Emperor to me and he'll always be. Without his GRAND PLAN, there would be only darkness, filled with countless horrors....

No, Marox is just God.

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Knight 199 191

@Sammy said:

also who the fuck will he even play with? all devs are in EU or US, none of them are in gay prison island

Our God Emperor doesn't need a good connection to play!

He will slay fools like you with ease!

Knight 199 191

@Sammy said:
No, he should get access in August when the alpha begins. Please stop sucking the Aussie's cock, is getting cringe now.

Be gone.

I don't get why you're acting like some toxic autist wherever you go.

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  • 7 May
 DerFurst

@Sammy said:
No, he should get access in August when the alpha begins. Please stop sucking the Aussie's cock, is getting cringe now.

salty

I still think he deserves some special cosmetics for 10k though, jesus.

Knight 199 191
Should our god gain Alpha access now?

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Knight 802 668
  • 5 May
 Void

@Lord Commander Guts said:

@EruTheTeapot said:
Waaaall teeeeeexts

Ain't nobody got time to read dat

Anything longer than 5 sentences gets skipped.

True dat
Need some shitposting in between to rest the eyes

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Waaaall teeeeeexts

Ain't nobody got time to read dat

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  • 5 May
 Lordekage

@Lord Commander Guts said:

@Jax said:
thanks 4 helping mordhau
if you use that title in-game you're going to get gangraped tho

I'll protect you High Emperor scuffling. BOW BEFORE THE GOD EMPEROR!
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I'll protect you with my life. M'lord.

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  • 4 May
 vanguard

@Lord Commander Guts said:

@King Peasant the Ruthless said:
I think he is the worst of all God Emperors

Cursed rebel!

Yes

I'm with u Mr Guts, these filthy traitors of our noble cause must be punished somehow. Guy is an Emperor, sent by fucking God himself! Not only this is grade A treason, as it is also BLASPHEMY, holy shit

THEY ALL SINNERS I SAY. We gonna need some sort of spanish inquisition here tbh.