Mordhau
 McMercy
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Knight 101 371
  • 11 Jun '19
 McMercy

@Peacerer said:

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:
i don't think you should EVER be top fragging as an archer.

2h elitism buhu bad devs buff archery

Have you ever left a single comment on this forum that couldn't be used as a copy pasta? god i love you

Knight 101 371
  • 30 Jan '19
 McMercy

now this is gaming

Knight 101 371
  • 22 Oct '18
 McMercy

@GreatnessIncarnate said:
What about access to the game before full release? Like a beta or something similar. I don't believe I've seen anything on the subject, but it can't hurt to ask. Any word on that?

Oh you mean like what we have right now?

Knight 101 371
  • 16 Sep '18
 McMercy

now THIS is gaming

Knight 101 371
  • 1 Apr '18
 McMercy

idot nobs dont panic block

Knight 101 371
  • 9 Feb '18
 McMercy

@Xanatelos said:
Shields are fine. Git gud.

git gud
uses shield

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Knight 101 371
  • 7 Feb '18
 McMercy

@TheDankestMeme said:

@McMercy said:
This is the last thing you see before you die

Ah i see its a yogurt cosplay

I'm whatever u want me to be bby

Knight 101 371
  • 29 May '19
 McMercy

I've experienced the tiniest amount of racism because of my background

You personally have experienced racism because of your background. How in the fucking world is this possible unless you announce your background in the chat

Knight 101 371
  • 28 May '19
 McMercy

@Sorrow said:
either to swing speed or just put the damage all the way up. it lacks in so many ways it kills in the same amount of hits as a great sword or any other sword for that matter . for the swing speed it has that even getting someone to try to parry ur swings are so slow they can block again by the time u even start your swing its pathetic.

Please don't make balancing suggestions. You have no idea what you are talking about.

Knight 101 371
  • 26 Jan '18
 McMercy

@REKTKWONDO said:
Anal please

Don't mind if I do
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Knight 101 371
  • 9 Jun '19
 McMercy

Dear developers, I ask You to pay attention to the fact that now the kick is unjustifiably IMBA-cheater control. When the kick hits the shield a little of what's going on too long recovery process, so it also takes health into the shield! What is this insanity?! I understand control, takes stamina, but health the why?! Is a shield an organ of the body?! With arrows, spears and other throwing or small arms is the same! Getting into the shield take away health. This needs fixing!!!
Now many players, especially cheaters, use two-handed weapons, with auto-block and auto-aim. It is extremely unfair to all the other players. And cheaters use the most powerful weapon, a sledgehammer or Cihangir sword. Why don't you do such a thing - make weapons separable into dueling and for mass wars? What would dueling weapons could not be used in battles with a large number of people(front line)
Further the jump. You said yourself that you created a game close to creal fights and fencing. But what do we see?! Ballet, pirouettes and other fiction! Are we playing Counter-Strike?? As you jump, making udarata heavy weapon(sledgehammer, two-handed weapons, halberds, etc.) and be clad in armor? Whichever man was strong and hardy, but for a long time to fight in such regieme he wouldn't. Please change the mechanics. So during a jump, it was impossible to fight. You jump or you fight! This will greatly improve the balance between players!

Knight 101 371
  • 4 Jun '19
 McMercy

A lot of great copy pastas to be harvested from this thread

Knight 101 371
  • 15 Oct '18
 McMercy

@owen said:

@TheDankestMeme said:
i'd definitely like some lore, its one of the few things that can turn a good game in a memorable one

paging @McMercy

Are you in need of some Mordhau Erotica?

Knight 101 371
  • 8 Sep '17
 McMercy

@crushed said:
As for the testers, we needed trustworthy testers quickly

Professional roleplayer and let's play analyzer McMercy here
give alpha :)

Knight 101 371
  • 8 Sep '17
 McMercy

@Chairman said:

@TheSociopath said:
wtf giru is BIG man. ur all SMALL xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
stay mad lmao

Who the duck are you?

i am autism

Knight 101 371
  • 18 Jul '19
 McMercy

@THE-REAL-WARSAW said:
what a waste of a slot in the general discussion tab.

no

Knight 101 371
  • 5 Jul '19
 McMercy

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:

@GIRUGIRU said:
What has happened to this place

it's a dick measuring contest.

If you do want a science dick measuring contest I'm more than willing to flip my science dick out. Shall I derive E=mc^2 for you from scratch? Shall I demonstrate line by line why we know that energy conservation MUST be true if the laws of physics are constant over time? Shall I show you how we know the approximate size of a hydrogen atom?

Knight 101 371
  • 11 Jun '19
 McMercy

@Bmufumac you look like a prominant forum creature. Me and my organization would like to collect you to our zoo. You will be hearing from us

Knight 101 371
  • 8 Jun '19
 McMercy

This game is becoming worse and worse every fucking day. I can't go into a single goddamn duel server without seeing the same goddamn animation abuse that Chivalry had. Most of us STOPPED PLAYING CHIVALRY BECAUSE OF THIS SAME BALLERINA BULLSHIT!

What the fuck devs? You said this would NOT be a thing in this game? You SAID this game would be like Chiv, but fixed. No animation abuse, no animation exploiting bullshit, no ballerina spin to fucking win CRAP.

Yet here we are.

I am sick and goddamn tired of it. I am seriously about ready to say fuck this game and write it off as another garbage game that failed to deliver on almost every promise it gave.

On the grounds that you did NOT fulfill your promises in the game description as well as the trailers which showed NONE of this BULLSHIT, I am on the verge of demanding a refund and being done with it.

Every. Fucking. Duel. Server.

I want a statement from the devs about this crap. Tired of the exploits, tired of the fucking silence.

Knight 101 371
  • 14 May '19
 McMercy

Have you tried telling her to stay on your main screen