Mordhau
The Mordhau Alpha is out!

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 ToLazy4Name
Knight
  • Likes received 9306
  • Date joined 25 Oct '15
  • Last seen 26 Sep

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Knight 5575 9306
  • 26 Aug '16
 ToLazy4Name

yeah you already posted an image of yourself you queer we don't need 50 fucking more this isn't your fucking instagram

Knight 5575 9306
  • 10 Jun '16
 ToLazy4Name

@Dashimir said:
Rule 1 : The game must beat chivalry medieval warfare.

What does that even mean?

@Dashimir said:
If any of those rules are ignored im not buying, playing, making videos or recommending this game.

whoa man fuck pls don't not do those things we need you :(

Knight 5575 9306
Knight 5575 9306
  • 2 Sep '16
 ToLazy4Name

WOO I GET TO DO IT AGAIN

Knight 5575 9306
  • 13 Sep '16
 ToLazy4Name

NASA's fucking military branch thing fucking scares me because I swear to fucking christ they have actual reptilians from outer space working for them

seriously look at the shape of this fucker's head and tell me he's not a fucking alien

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Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

you "forsee" nothing because you have no idea what you're talking about

enjoy making useless forum posts while we're playing the alpha :^ )

Knight 5575 9306
  • 24 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

get fucked

Knight 5575 9306
  • 12 Mar
 ToLazy4Name

It didn't ruin the immersion in Mount and Blade and it won't do it here either.

Knight 5575 9306

SKALLAGRIM IS AWARE

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Knight 5575 9306
  • 5 Oct '16
 ToLazy4Name

@TheDankestMeme said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
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2016 in one meme

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Knight 5575 9306
  • 26 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

I say it should be black vs white just like modern america

Knight 5575 9306
  • 25 Aug
 ToLazy4Name

also dragging will ruin the game I have 2 hours

Knight 5575 9306
  • 23 Jun
 ToLazy4Name

it's an alpha, shittyness is expected

release it on schedule and then push the beta back if need be, but don't delay the fucking alpha

BECAUSE IF YOU DO I WON'T GET TO PLAY IT

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Knight 5575 9306
  • 21 Oct '16
 ToLazy4Name

The inevitable depression that will set in when Mordhau is an absolute top quality game but no one buys it because it's indie and people are too fucking stupid to appreciate the mechanics.

Knight 5575 9306
  • 6 Oct '16
 ToLazy4Name

@Jax said:
^gender identification faggotry tbh

Dick or no dick, this is all that matters

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Knight 5575 9306
  • 1 Oct '16
 ToLazy4Name

Since the devs occasionally post things on Facebook/Twitter, I thought i'd make a thread to share them when they're posted since I imagine alot of us don't check there.

Newest screenshot, mixing different armor tiers:

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Knight 5575 9306
  • 30 Aug '16
 ToLazy4Name

@Scoodh said:
I decided to get in the spirit and post a picture of me (excuse the flashy-ness, its from my ig)images.jpg

hello my melanin-enriched brethren

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Knight 5575 9306
  • 20 Jun '16
 ToLazy4Name

we don't want excuses you dumb pollack, we want Mordhau

Knight 5575 9306
  • 11 May '16
 ToLazy4Name

I never get tired of this question because it always gives me an excuse to post this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6huc7_nAybA

Knight 5575 9306
  • 10 Apr
 ToLazy4Name

i'm gonna recreate gaymer and just run around sucking dicks