Mordhau
 ToLazy4Name
Knight
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  • 26 Aug '16
 ToLazy4Name

yeah you already posted an image of yourself you queer we don't need 50 fucking more this isn't your fucking instagram

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  • 10 Jun '16
 ToLazy4Name

@Dashimir said:
Rule 1 : The game must beat chivalry medieval warfare.

What does that even mean?

@Dashimir said:
If any of those rules are ignored im not buying, playing, making videos or recommending this game.

whoa man fuck pls don't not do those things we need you :(

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  • 2 Sep '16
 ToLazy4Name

WOO I GET TO DO IT AGAIN

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SKALLAGRIM IS AWARE

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  • 21 Oct '16
 ToLazy4Name

The inevitable depression that will set in when Mordhau is an absolute top quality game but no one buys it because it's indie and people are too fucking stupid to appreciate the mechanics.

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  • 12 Mar
 ToLazy4Name

It didn't ruin the immersion in Mount and Blade and it won't do it here either.

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  • 1 Oct '16
 ToLazy4Name

Since the devs occasionally post things on Facebook/Twitter, I thought i'd make a thread to share them when they're posted since I imagine alot of us don't check there.

Newest screenshot, mixing different armor tiers:

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  • 13 Sep '16
 ToLazy4Name

NASA's fucking military branch thing fucking scares me because I swear to fucking christ they have actual reptilians from outer space working for them

seriously look at the shape of this fucker's head and tell me he's not a fucking alien

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  • 20 Jun '16
 ToLazy4Name

we don't want excuses you dumb pollack, we want Mordhau

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  • 10 Apr
 ToLazy4Name

i'm gonna recreate gaymer and just run around sucking dicks

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@crushed said:

@SirZombiethe3rd said:
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keep in mind this is merely an estimated date, not confirmed one

So it'll be much later than this. Understood.

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  • 27 Feb
 ToLazy4Name

walking home

lmao enjoy your tiny ass country where you can WALK places over here in freedomville we have to drive everywhere because we're so fucking GIANT and FREE

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  • 5 Oct '16
 ToLazy4Name

@TheDankestMeme said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
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2016 in one meme

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  • 5 Oct '16
 ToLazy4Name

@Whisper said:
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tbh

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@Smokingbobs said:
To be honest, this suggestion might not seem worth it, but these are the kind of interactive, simple, and intuitive additions that immerses the player and gives him control.

yeah like rape

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  • 27 Feb
 ToLazy4Name

@Sammy said:
Lazy your dad is a trap you faggot.

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  • 23 Feb
 ToLazy4Name

@CaptainGaymer said:
i want to taint the aryan kings bloodline with my nig genes

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  • 20 Oct '16
 ToLazy4Name

@crushed said:

@Smokingbobs said:
Good for you. We're all in constant pain waiting for the Kickstarter.

But glad everything's fine for you.

Soon, soon.

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  • 12 Oct '16
 ToLazy4Name

okay now could you just go ahead and finish the fucking game pls