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 CatR
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  • 10 Jul '19
 CatR

I opened the game today and I saw the dread beast: GIRLS. Needless to say I screamed in terror (in a manly way) and immediately turned the game off. But it was too late! The girls were already crawling out of my hard drive, climbing out of unused USB ports. I tried to run but one said "Can you stop acting like a child?" and it froze me in my steps through some unholy magic.

What happened next I can not tell. But it ended in me dying. Now I haunt this forum from the future to ward off those foolish, those perilous enough, to dare face the might of the estrogen. Freud warned us and we didn't listen...

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  • 3 Jul '19
 CatR

Very nice to hear. Is there an ETA on improving these standards, or possibly an intent to acquire more volunteer moderators?

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  • 10 Jul '19
 CatR

@link_mah_boi said:

@CatR said:
(the cowardly lion)

Yoshi's Island was a milestone in the 2d platforming genre that Nintendo has never managed to live up to since.

Why on earth are you talking about Yoshi's Island..?

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  • 8 Jul '19
 CatR

This is like that Flintstones episode where they accuse Fred of being square!

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  • 6 Jul '19
 CatR

The head is the weakest point of your body, thus the helmet costs the most in terms of speed because you are gaining the most protection per point spent. The second weakest part of your body is your chest, which is why torso pieces are the second most penalizing to wear, because you gain the most effective HP compared to a helmet. Since legs are the strongest part of your body the armour is the least effective for the point value, you are compensated with that you aren't notably penalized for wearing it.

Simple math.

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  • 5 Jul '19
 CatR

Lilboots captures my sentiment exactly. There's a pretty serious case of actions not matching words around here, and it really makes you wonder why.