Mordhau
 DrGert
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  • Date joined 19 May
  • Last seen 31 Aug

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  • 30 Jun
 DrGert

This is an unnecessary feature and ruins 1v1’s and 1vX’s alike.

I cannot express in words how frustrating it is to be fighting multiple opponents at once while having the upper hand just to have some fucking retard jump in the middle cuz they ‘wanna get a poke in’ and ruin the entire fight possibly getting you killed because what would have been my killing blow against my opponent(s) just thuds against my teammate as if he is a brick wall.

I’m tempted to just go full helicopter mode with the executioner sword at this point.

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  • 4 Jul
 DrGert

I think an option for choosing or designing your own custom team colors would be a very nice feature. Red and blue gets the job done but it’s quite generic.

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  • 4 Jul
 DrGert

Rock, paper, shotgun is notorious for this shit. Everything is political with them. They are the same people that were bashing cyber punk 2077 for various things like “misrepresentation” of Jamaican culture and stereotyping them because the sub-titles in game were spelled the way that the words were spoken.. like “brudda”...

I’m sure they had a fuckin hissy fit when GTA V was released.

Bottom of the fuckin barrel journalism. Trash.

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  • 12 Jun
 DrGert

Tai... Taiga? Frontline? What are these things you speak of? I know only of 24/7 crossroads mode. You speak nonsense.

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  • 16 Jun
 DrGert

Botas I don’t think I’ve ever read a single contructive comment from you about this game or community. Seriously, why are you even here? Why do you waste so much time on something that you don’t like?

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  • 30 May
 DrGert

If you’re going to troll atleast make it worth reading.. 0/10

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  • 20 Jul
 DrGert

You’re asking how to report someone for copy and pasting racial slurs when your avatar literally say that it is time for rape. Lmao

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  • 19 Jul
 DrGert

I genuinely feel bad for lazy..

A youthful more optimistic lazy was looking forward to a similar rehash of one of his favorite maps only to have his dreams crushed from a reckless statement made by Duck 3 years later.

@ToLazy4Name said:
yo that map looks alot like my favorite Chiv map: Moor

i'm hype

@Duckalot said:
Highlands is nothing more than a small map made for showcasing. It doesnt have any content really. We'll be getting other maps soon tho!

These dudes owe you some ice cream to make it feel better.

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  • 15 Jul
 DrGert

Poll is nonsense. Youre asking the wrong questions. Asking what someone “thinks” doesn’t determine what something actually is. Honestly, you would get more accurate info if you just asked;

  • Are you openly racist on mordhau forums, in-game and other platforms?

And

  • Do you identify as a racist in day to day life?

You’re also polling a small subset of the community. Even if you released that poll on multiple platforms youd naturally get a high percentage of “yes, I am a filthy racist” responses because a lot of the degenerates flock to these platforms to preach their bullshit.

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  • 13 Jul
 DrGert

For a map that has one fucking objective - it’s hard to believe that something more lopsided than the original taiga can exist.
This map is literally a horse highway at blue spawn.

I understand resources are limited over at Trit but Holy fuck guys, cmon. It’s amazing that you even allow such a map to be included in frontline rotation. This needs a hot fix big time.

Fortunately most people hate this map enough to where it’s almost entirely avoided but when it does get voted for, holy shit does it feel terrible to play.

TBH even though the map is one giant flame engulfed choke point, I would still consider it playable if there weren’t 20 horses on constant respawn. Terrible.

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  • 8 Jul
 DrGert

May the phrase “like taking a bastard sword from a baby” forever be remembered.

10/10

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  • 27 Jun
 DrGert

@Pandamansleep said:
..behind me instead of inside of me.

Go on..

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  • 15 Jul
 DrGert

@Luward said:
"God, I can't kill a tank with an AK-47. this is unbearably broken and cheap. Tanks are OP. Plz nerf" If you have a problem with cavalry, use the tools at your disposal and use better tactics. Cavalry is where it should be: OP against infantry.

Ok let’s talk about realism then if you want to make stupid analogies. AK-47’s can’t peirce through a tanks armor, fine.

So then by your logic the following should also appear in-game:

  • Bear traps should break a horses leg and fling the rider off.
  • slashing or stabbing a horse with ANYTHING should make it buck and fling the rider off. (If players can be flinched how come horses can’t be flinched?)
  • If a horse gets burned in fire it should buck and fling the rider off.
  • Horses should not be able to jump off high cliffs without taking damage or breaking a leg.
  • Running full speed through a large group of soldiers should slow the horse or make it come to a stop.
  • Horses should no longer be able to run at full speed if hit with an arrow.

You see, I think if you’re arguing realism here that you and I could agree on these changes. How can you possibly say that horses are balanced without these things?

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  • 13 Jul
 DrGert

@ToLazy4Name said:
roleplayers are degenerates that want to make you wear programming socks, do not trust them

I don’t think you understand how many chicken sandwiches could be bought with those tens of dollars.

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  • 8 Jul
 DrGert

The fact that your opinions on the subject will in no way influence the developers choices on the path they see fit for their game in addition to the fact that you will no longer exist in-game or on these forums when female and ethnic customization gets released...

Well that makes me happy

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  • 1 Jul
 DrGert

Out of all threads they try to throw post your kniggas under the bus? That’s literally the most neutral thread in this forum

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  • 28 Jun
 DrGert

I think it takes 2 maybe 3 seconds of standing in fire before you die... I mean like DEAD. I have fallen over drunk in fire pits
for "2 to 3" seconds and walked away with some red skin and singed hairs.. BUT DEAD? I think not.

Fire bomb dps is far to high.

CHANGE MY MIND.

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  • 20 Jun
 DrGert

@Jax said:
@DrGert mod tools will come but it's not a super quick process. Right now main priorities are 1v1 ranked, Feitoria, and general polish with some smaller content additions. The mod SDK is the main long-term priority though.

That was the last response I got from a dev from a few days ago. No mention of a time frame though

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  • 30 May
 DrGert

Botas, you should talk to your therapist about maybe getting some Xanax prescribed to you

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  • 23 May
 DrGert

Signs of a young and immature player base. Screenshot chat and report them for abusive language it’s all you can do. But at least you can take comfort in knowing that the racist keyboard warriors only have courage while hiding behind a screen. Or otherwise just lack the intelligence to say anything more impactful.