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 Doggo
Duke
  • Likes received 68
  • Date joined 7 Nov '16
  • Last seen 18 Sep

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Duke 84 68
  • 14 Sep
 Doggo

Damn y'all really seem to hate black, too bad black and yellow go so well together
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Duke 84 68
  • 25 Jan
 Doggo

Stop talking about foreign religions, you are bringing shame upon these forums, heretics.
Marox is your only god
Heil Marox

Duke 84 68
  • 5 Jan
 Doggo

Policecar is a bad example and needs to be stopped he's gonna do sumtin bad I know it

Duke 84 68
  • 1
  • 25 Dec '16
 Doggo

I say they make Mordhau into a flash browser game
More accessibility therefore, bigger audience
Mordhau Newgrounds ?¿?¿?¿?¿

Duke 84 68
  • 29 Dec '16
 Doggo

Not gonna lie adding archers isn't realistic smh
Archers are a social construct of modern culture

Duke 84 68
  • 25 Nov '16
 Doggo

@ApatheticDeity said:

@Doggo said:

@Ranten said:
Why is this thread so pleasant to read even though the thread owner is someone who shouldn't play Mordhau

Boi why shouldn't I?

cause your a dog...

did you just assume my gender?

Duke 84 68
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  • 23 Jan
 Doggo

What's the difference between the Mordhau forum users and the liberals youtube comment section?
There's none they're both disabled

Duke 84 68
  • 25 Nov '16
 Doggo

@xekratos said:
My friend is getting this game because of the customization.

Wait isn't that the point?

Duke 84 68
  • 22 Nov '16
 Doggo

@Sammy said:

@Lincs said:
Here's some of the newest social media pictures for all you weebs:

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easy likes, nice thinking

Those helmets are giving me a male ladyboner

Duke 84 68
  • 10 Jan
 Doggo

King peasant the R?
More like King Peasant the Normie
Ban REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Duke 84 68
  • 15 Dec '16
 Doggo

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SirZombieThe3rd > TheDankestMeme?

Duke 84 68
  • 29 Nov '16
 Doggo

Memehau is a special school of fighting that's about two handing your meme by the edgy part and hitting with the blunt part of the meme, it works well against young teenagers that are usually more resistant to edge, because they're probably edgier than the blade.

Duke 84 68
  • 8 Mar
 Doggo

Godammit if I had a credit of something like 10 000$
I would definitely get myself in debt
Gonna have to make myself in a millionaire in a month or so

Duke 84 68
  • 2 Mar
 Doggo

@Xekratos said:

@marox said:

@SirZombiethe3rd said:
Aren't Steam removing Greenlight tho?

Not before we milk it for kickstarter clicks!

This is why you are a god Marox. So tomorrow, I will draw an improved version of this one
i drew on ms paint with a mouse.
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Better than the original

Duke 84 68
  • 24 Jan
 Doggo

@Humble Staff said:
mfw taking a humongous dump

Humongus woh?

Duke 84 68
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  • 23 Jan
 Doggo

@Lincs said:
Please almighty, MORE.

These are better than sex.

Lmao you're on the mordhau forums
Don't try to pretend you're not a virgin

Duke 84 68
  • 23 Jan
 Doggo

Tbh Mordhau is a way to let us all settle down on For Honor
Can't wait for Edgy 13 yo ninjas-wannabes to cut my throat
Knights are cooler than samurais imho

Duke 84 68
  • 7 Jan
 Doggo

Christmas guild was dead ever since I've been refused entrance smh

Duke 84 68
  • 6 Jan
 Doggo

@Policecar said:

Look at ur comments/love and then at mine, then you see who is bad here!!1

o shi he got me good this time

Duke 84 68
  • 3 Jan
 Doggo

@SirZombiethe3rd said:
MAYBE HE STABBED HIMSELF WITH AN ARROW YOU DONT KNOW THAT!

Apparently, it's a way to say he got married
The arrow in his knee is actually his wife
no actual arrow
Archers begone