Mordhau
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 Survii
Knight
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  • Date joined 6 Sep '16
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Knight 609 898
  • 23 Mar
 Survii

I hacked into the Kickstarter and found this
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we r anonymus we do not forgive/forgt we ar legipn expect us

Knight 609 898
  • 22 Mar
 Survii

Welcome to the forums Mexican Batman, the first meme's free.
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Knight 609 898
Knight 609 898
  • 28 Sep
 Survii

To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand Mordhau's mechanics. The feinting is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most swings will go over the typical players head. There's also bad players nihilistic outlook which is deftly woven into their mindset - their personal philosophy draws heavily from "git gud scrub", for instance. The vets understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to to truly appreciate the depths of these mechanics, to realize that they're not just gimmicks - they say something deep about the entire game. As a consequence people who dislike Mordhau truly ARE idiots-of course they wouldn't appreciate for instance, the feints in a skilled players combo "drag, morph, stab, feint," which itself is an extremely advanced set of manoeuvres I'm smirking right now just imagine one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Triternion's genius unfolds itself on their PC monitors. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way I DO have a Marox tattoo. And no you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) before hand.

Knight 609 898
  • 3 Mar
 Survii

@CaptainGaymer said:

90% of dueling features are useless because you can just spam guardbreak and heavy attack

wat. if youre not trash you can just counter the GB

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Knight 609 898
  • 24 Sep '16
 Survii

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HELP GUYS I CANT STOP

Knight 609 898
  • 27 Sep
 Survii

To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand Mordhau's mechanics. The feinting is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most swings will go over the typical players head. There's also bad players nihilistic outlook which is deftly woven into their mindset - their personal philosophy draws heavily from "git gud scrub", for instance. The vets understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to to truly appreciate the depths of these mechanics, to realize that they're not just gimmicks - they say something deep about the entire game. As a consequence people who dislike Mordhau truly ARE idiots-of course they wouldn't appreciate for instance, the feints in a skilled players combo "drag, morph, stab, feint," which itself is an extremely advanced set of manoeuvres I'm smirking right now just imagine one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Triternion's genius unfolds itself on their PC monitors. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way I DO have a Marox tattoo. And no you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) before hand.

Knight 609 898
  • 21 Sep
 Survii

Death in sexually questionable position
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Another sexually questionable position
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Long lost cousins meet for the first time in years
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A viking man mourns his brothers death
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Knight 609 898
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  • 12 Sep
 Survii

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He becomes even scarier when you realise his loadout is bastard sword, shield, shield

Knight 609 898
Knight 609 898
  • 5 Apr
 Survii

When you spend $1000 on a virtual crown then realise you'll be the only person on a server that CAN'T see it.
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Knight 609 898
  • 8 May
 Survii

@EruTheTeapot said:
I grew that fucking bird for whole winter, I don't need to imagine it being tortured you cuck

@EruTheTeapot said:
grew

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Knight 609 898
  • 27 Mar
 Survii

I wasn't sure what CP meant so I googled it. Apparently Cerebral Palsy is against the forum rules lmfao

Knight 609 898
Knight 609 898
  • 8 Mar
 Survii

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Triternion throwin shade at Ubi

Knight 609 898
Knight 609 898
Knight 609 898
  • 15 Oct
 Survii

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I love you really

Knight 609 898
  • 7 Apr
 Survii

learn how 2 shitpost tbh

Knight 609 898
  • 22 Sep '16
 Survii

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