Mordhau
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  • 9 Oct '16
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@King Peasant the Ruthless said:

@Sammy said:

@crush said:

wat r u doin u madman?

mfw crush just quotes me and gets more likes

I know right, he used my meme once and got many more likes than me.

ban crush pls he iz hax

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  • 26 Aug '16
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Welp, im not used to take pictures of myself so i just had to take one with my shity cellphone camera while i am at the kinesiologist.

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Also for those who want to fap at me
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  • 11 Oct '16
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@elwebbaro said:
We thought we eliminated spinning in Mordhau.

Guess we were wrong.

The trusty sword is defending his owner until the very end, you can see the unleashed fury for its loss in that spin.

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  • 22 Sep '16
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Main game mode confirmed.

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I can't afford shit so the most medieval-ish things i have are my homemade practice flails

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  • 15 Dec '16
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multiple avatars disorder

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  • 7 Nov '16
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@Monsteri said:

@Smokingbobs said:

@elwebbaro said:
Just a sneak peek of a new map. :)

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I'm so very interested to see how combat will work in tighter places, for instance this barn. In Chivalry, like we all know, fighting in a place like that fucked with the flow of combat pretty good.

It will probably flow better due to stab chambering, but it will be pretty much limited to just that and kicks.

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With the super polished animations and hitboxes, smaller weapons will have an advantage over massive ones indoors. I remember how in chivalry sometimes i tried to use the environement as an obstacle for the average greatsword-wielding joe and most of the times almost half of the sword just clipped through walls and stuff and got me hit or having to parry.

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  • 31 Oct '16
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@SIEGE said:
How old are ye, Etrius?

pedophile detected

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The only meme i ever did:
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@SirZombiethe3rd said:
Or girls imho

Under the new established rules, i shall report thine arse sir, for being a pig and a rufian.

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And so after a year and a half of loyal service my quarterstaff may now rest in peace (or at least the chunk that got broken)
A minute of silence

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guys come on, stop.

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  • 10 Oct '16
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The forum is developing self defense mechanisms.

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  • 22 Sep '16
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Foothau when

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  • 19 Sep '16
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@TheDankestMeme said:

@Humble Staff said:
You can draw your own memes, why were you hiding this power all along?

Because memes will go too far, people will even ask if these memes are real or fake.

With great memes comes great responsibility.

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  • 9 Sep '16
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Until you really prove me you are kidding, i will think that you are Roshawn 2.0

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  • 24 Aug '16
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inside castles or buildings you could put tables with lots of things to throw (food, dishes, bottles) and you could kick or interact with them (as a short animation like in chivalry when you drop the burning oil from the walls) so the table flips and makes for cover. You could put torches in the walls that could be picked up and thrown (or a little interactive animation again) at banners, carpets, tapestry, furniture, etc. It could serve an offensive purpose like starting a fire in a room with dire consequences or just for the sake of chaos.
EDIT: railings in stairs, upper corridors and balconies could be breakable when you kick someone into them, or kicking someone into them may make them fall off. You could add some furniture, barrels or any large object near some stairs so they could be thrown/pushed downstairs into people.

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  • 23 Jul '16
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Hello everyone, im new here and this is my first post: Flails pls.

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@SirZombiethe3rd said:
Arr0wmanc3r and Humble Staff are fat

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The people that derailed the thread should get a slap in the balls. Somehow they think that they can do exactly the oposite of what devs are asking for because they have been hanging around enough or something. Like seriously guys i don't see the need for this low level trolling, the rules are just fine.