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  • 15 May
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@Maci said:
>2019
can't make this shit up anymore lmao this is like a bad fucking nightmare where everybody turned into fucking estrogen tanks with skin around them

U banned me from ur discord thing because I said evil commie stuff lmao u estrogen tank with skin

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  • 13 May
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@LuteLesbian said:
shit im dumb, cant seem to figure out how to embed the youtube video lmao

Link must be between empty spaces comrade, so something like this:

words
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBiIFhg0Jnc

Wont work, now this:

Words

Does!

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  • 13 May
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This guy is my hero, I wanna be him when I grow up. "Interview" is about this

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  • 11 May
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This album is a fucking nuclear bomb, forgot to mention Memphis/10

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  • 10 May
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The bass on this one is 10/10, insane band sounds very unique tbh

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This band is fucking magic lmao

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  • 5 May
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The server browser here still behaves in a funny way. I have to wait more or less one minute for things to show up, when the game mode filter is set to "all" it seems to not find any game! Overall still feels very glitchy imho

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Still think the maps are way too small for 64 players tbh. It's just a massive clusterfuck of death, I can see the why some people think it's fun, but most definitely not my coup of tea.

I'd rather have way bigger maps with more than one objective to capture at the same time, so the teams spread out more and the clusterfuck effect is overall reduced, while making team effort and coordination more important and less of a caveman game mode.

I avoid playing it tbh, I'd like too play it but it's just too clusterfucky to the point it's annoying imho.

@Christian2222 said:

@machinegod said:
I agree with this.

The combat is best in small scale engagements. I would like an objective based mode with less players (TDM is just killing) to emphasize this. I believe a 32 player or 16 player frontline would be very fun.

I'm sure it will be much different when clans start forming, and start using formations, and proper tactics.

It will never happen. Make a formation and watch it being firepoted to death and literally murdered by archers.

Once competitive starts to live, it will be small LTS games with probably 5, max 10 people on each team.

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  • 28 Apr
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This sounds and looks fucking badass imho, especially the end with the Nazi looking soldiers dancing like women. Rammstein never disappoints tbh

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  • 28 Apr
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@ĶiĻăƦesrumpMcBøøgerballls said:

@vanguard said:
"Some people fear this is Triternion kowtowing early to the demands of outrage culture."

How ironic, absolutely no one was ever outraged by the idea of mordhau not having females, but a lot of right wing fundamentalists like you Rets, are literally outraged by them including females and wants Triternion to "kowtow" to your demands. Going as far as looking for some dumb conspiracy theory of SJW invasion, or redefining what the game is supposed to be, like this shitpost from this website which lets be honest here, its fucking disingenuous as fuck. Saying that a moderator post is actually a dev post, or that the main "pro" argument is some fucking historical shit when in fact is literally "more customization options". Fucking hilarious.

Lets not even mention that a website called "angry gamer" is trying to call out outrage culture in a article that is literally outrage culture lmao. It's everything so fucking ironic that my dick even felt off. Thanks for the laugh man you never disapoint me.

There are many posts here about not wanting female combat knights in the game. Not sure if they reached your "outrage" level but plenty of players are not happy about it. BUT very happy at having the option to turn it off! I agree that the article is a shit show no different than every PC shit show you post in where you excel at white knighting your virtue. Once again you assume you know way too much about people. Just call me a Nazi already because that is all you see in anyone that disagrees with you and your ideology. I never said I agreed with the article, the accuracy, or the posts below , I simple posted it as information, to have the devs reach out and clear up the inaccuracies, humor and to trigger you. Clearly the last part worked. Baited and hooked.

We already discussed this before, I know your political stance very well, don't play stupid games with me boi I know your intentions very well and I'm not your usual left wing forum user, I was trained by Karl Marx himself in the art of white genocide and cultural marxism and I read you from miles away, you will be replaced if you don't stop fucking around kid, I'd ask you to be at least honest, but that's too much to ask from a right wing fundamentalist lmao get absolute desroy

Yeah and you better keep yourself on defensive otherwise I'll kill with words so badly you will fucking regret even using the goddamn internet.

@ĶiĻăƦesrumpMcBøøgerballls said:

@Runagate said:
you sure showed those libtards rets! triggered them good...

na, they are too indoctrinated to know better. But the triggering is real.

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"Some people fear this is Triternion kowtowing early to the demands of outrage culture."

How ironic, absolutely no one was ever outraged by the idea of mordhau not having females, but a lot of right wing fundamentalists like you Rets, are literally outraged by them including females and wants Triternion to "kowtow" to your demands. Going as far as looking for some dumb conspiracy theory of SJW invasion, or redefining what the game is supposed to be, like this shitpost from this website which lets be honest here, its fucking disingenuous as fuck. Saying that a moderator post is actually a dev post, or that the main "pro" argument is some fucking historical shit when in fact is literally "more customization options". Fucking hilarious.

Lets not even mention that a website called "angry gamer" is trying to call out outrage culture in a article that is literally outrage culture lmao. It's everything so fucking ironic that my dick even felt off. Thanks for the laugh man you never disapoint me.

I was looking at the comments on this shitpost of a article:

As for this article- I am fine w/ female characters but since it is a realistic 'simulation' type thing they are going for then stick w/ that premise. Available classes:
1) Milkmaid
2) Barmaid
3) Tavern Wench
4) Whore
or the secret unlock class
5) Princess

And why stop at wahmen? Surely we need a few trannies, n1gs, and disabled people which surely all existed during the medieval warfare period, innit?

..........

"Potential nog classes
•Black father: stealth class that excels at disappearing
•Welfare queen: recieves food stamps from the server taken from other players, horde of children follow her around that she doesn't control and attacks random players on both teams."

It's just a fucking american fascist echochamber, bunch of white middle class kids with pepe avatars that think they know anything about politics because watched a Pewdiepie video or something. The absolute trash of the internet lmao. By far the most hilarious one:

it's Anti-male agenda
they do it in schools, in movies, in shows, and in video games
all part of the (((Marxist))) plan to turn men into emasculated cucks.

Triternion literally hates man and Marox is Marx with a O added in just to hide the fact that he is actually a commie mastermind that will destroy the western culture

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  • 27 Apr
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Asia = epic win

devs pls

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  • 26 Apr
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@Stouty said:
Frise I can only assume you are a GARBAGE player if you think this. You're lucky you live in SA where nobody can expose you

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  • 26 Apr
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I vote this thread gets pinned tbh

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  • 26 Apr
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@EvieEternal said:

@Sektor said:

@EvieEternal said:

@Sektor said:
snip

Have a blessed day sweetheart. Your anger is definitely not weird. ❤️

Halle-fucking-lujah. And as Jesus did so do I turn the other cheek for you to slap me along with the 3 saddos who upvoted you. Slap me sweetcakes. Go ahead DOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. Are you a jenovah's witness by any chance?

No but I do slap people as a side hobby, usually I charge though ^^

I like where this is going tbh

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  • 26 Apr
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It looks sad, makes me sad too guys stop this

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  • 26 Apr
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Guys, wtf now THIS is epic too listen holy moly guys lol

Same song but with singing

mind=blown

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  • 25 Apr
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Was the intro of the trailer song inspired by the intro of this music? If so, very gud. If not, very gud too. I was having a brainstroke at work today when I reminded of both songs and thought the trailer song sounded like this

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  • 25 Apr
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@ohshitsorry said:
a link to some roleplay porn

Never clicked so fast in a link before :D