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  • 23 Jul
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@ToLazy4Name said:
guys I got my weapon light finally

fucking holster that is compatible with the light system got forwarded to a different address though because the postal service is run by retards

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Why don't u put lights on other guns as well?

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  • 23 Jul
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I really don't like u, that means ur a idiot

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  • 22 Jul
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SHut the fucku p piece of shit ur idiot

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  • 22 Jul
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Brazillian classical music, from Villa Lobos

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  • 19 Jul
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Shut the fuck up ur dumb and idiot

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  • 19 Jul
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Vietnam > USA

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  • 19 Jul
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@ToLazy4Name said:
OKAY VANGUARD THESE AREN'T NICE POSTS PLEASE STOP THE STORY WAS ENOUGH

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HAHA DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT GET CUT IN HALF

napalm this whole forest tbh

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  • 19 Jul
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@TombstoneJack said:

@vanguard said:

@EatAtRedLobster said:
I was swarmed and stung by some kind of buzzing winged bastards while walking my dog around my property. They might have been hornets since it seemed to hurt more than wasp stings.

In the spirit of keeping things upbeat you can all feel free to view their annihilation less as a violent purge and more as a charitable act of volunteer pest control.

Man when I was a kiddo, one of those fucking huge and hairy caterpillars felt on my lap and BURNT me, it hurts like hell. Since then I have caterpillar phobia, very sad story actually sorry Lazy. Fucking hate caterpillars man if u see one, kill it for me yes, thank.

when you find a bug that looks fluffy and cute so you start to not hate all bugs only to realize its just a crawling acid blob

To this day I get absolutely paranoid to stand under trees when the wind is blowing hard. Wtf man caterpillars are the devil. Here in Brazil we have some fucking nasty ones that the poison can even kill a person, I mean, look at this shit man

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Taturana from HELL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  • 19 Jul
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@Punzybobo said:

@vanguard said:

@Punzybobo said:

@LoPan said:

@Punzybobo said:

@HoracioCrux said:

@SkinnyPete said:
Frying Pans.
Landsknecht time travelers that fight along side Vikings.
This game is out of control and is ruining my immersion.

These have literally been in the game since before release. If you didn't want it then why'd you buy the game? Also, if its such a problem, just start your own server and ban those things.

Sorry to inform you, but as far as I know, it's not possible to ban certain weapons and cosmetics from servers yet.

Yes it is. You have your own server. Write in the server rules that x is banned. Someone uses it. Kick them w a warning. Use it again. Ban them. Solved.

Really stupid solution to the problem, isn't it.

I don't really see any problem in this thread tbh.

The real problem is in the streets komrade! The poor are starving and have many wants! They storm parliament barefooted and hopeless and what do they get? Empty promises designed to prolong the lives of the proletariat! Well no more I say! Lead the charge brother! ))

Wtf u are absolutely correct! Follow me into battle comrade!!!1!1 From now on refer to me as Comrade Comissar Vanguard pls.

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  • 19 Jul
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@EatAtRedLobster said:
I was swarmed and stung by some kind of buzzing winged bastards while walking my dog around my property. They might have been hornets since it seemed to hurt more than wasp stings.

In the spirit of keeping things upbeat you can all feel free to view their annihilation less as a violent purge and more as a charitable act of volunteer pest control.

Man when I was a kiddo, one of those fucking huge and hairy caterpillars felt on my lap and BURNT me, it hurts like hell. Since then I have caterpillar phobia, very sad story actually sorry Lazy. Fucking hate caterpillars man if u see one, kill it for me yes, thank.

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  • 18 Jul
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@Rergato said:
I posted retarded stuff back then, wow. I still do.

Jan 2016, I was 15 years old, strong, handsome...

Holy fuck I'm like 10 years older than u, and I post even more retarded stuff. Dafuck am I doing with my life tbh

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  • 18 Jul
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@Punzybobo said:

@LoPan said:

@Punzybobo said:

@HoracioCrux said:

@SkinnyPete said:
Frying Pans.
Landsknecht time travelers that fight along side Vikings.
This game is out of control and is ruining my immersion.

These have literally been in the game since before release. If you didn't want it then why'd you buy the game? Also, if its such a problem, just start your own server and ban those things.

Sorry to inform you, but as far as I know, it's not possible to ban certain weapons and cosmetics from servers yet.

Yes it is. You have your own server. Write in the server rules that x is banned. Someone uses it. Kick them w a warning. Use it again. Ban them. Solved.

Really stupid solution to the problem, isn't it.

I don't really see any problem in this thread tbh.

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  • 18 Jul
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Since I like u lazy, I'll post a nice poster from Fullmetal Jacket

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  • 18 Jul
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@ToLazy4Name said:
It was only partially stupid do not bully my little Joey >:[

This is a NICE THREAD post nice things

Only if u take pictures of aliens in area 51, otherwise we post bad things

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  • 18 Jul
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A civil war in the US would be ugly as fuck. If it's some sort of commie or anarchist revolution that sparks a civil war, don't u guys think the military would do it's job and protect the system? At least part of it, idk. I think the own working class would kill itself in this situation since US has bik capitalism tradition and all that.

Honestly I have no idea how the fall of the system would be in the US. In Brazil it's easier to see, like, it's not that hard to assemble the army, police and general working class against the system due to shitty conditions that are materially visible and hits most of the population. In US it seems to me that all the bad system stuff is more well hidden, so more people end up supporting it.

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  • 17 Jul
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@ToLazy4Name said:

@vanguard said:

@ToLazy4Name said:

@vanguard said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
Oh yeah I also bought another gun ok thank you for reading my blog make sure to upvote

What gun??? Post photos of gun and video of gun going pewpew yes, thank

Walther PPS M2. I don't have the gun yet, waiting for it to get shipped to my local FFL.

Why u buy tiny pistol lazy, that's not gonna help when ebil goberment knocks on ur property

I don't currently own a subcompact single stack. This one has a good trigger, good sights, 3 different magazines with different round counts and was being sold for a very good price. It's gonna be for when I can't or don't feel like carrying my normal 15 round P07 or P10c.

Edit: besides, i'm already prepped for 1776 part 2

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Cool as fuck tbh wish I could have guns.

That AR looks so small compared with the shotgun Imho. Why don't u have a AK instead? AR better? Is it hard to find modern aks like the 74?

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  • 17 Jul
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@ToLazy4Name said:

@vanguard said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
Oh yeah I also bought another gun ok thank you for reading my blog make sure to upvote

What gun??? Post photos of gun and video of gun going pewpew yes, thank

Walther PPS M2. I don't have the gun yet, waiting for it to get shipped to my local FFL.

Why u buy tiny pistol lazy, that's not gonna help when ebil goberment knocks on ur property

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  • 17 Jul
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@ToLazy4Name said:
Oh yeah I also bought another gun ok thank you for reading my blog make sure to upvote

What gun??? Post photos of gun and video of gun going pewpew yes, thank

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  • 16 Jul
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I'm good, posting from work because I'm a REBEL

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  • 15 Jul
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@Alasdair said:

@ToLazy4Name said:

@Alasdair said:
They absolutely are capitulating to journalists whether or not its lip service is another question.

I don't fucking understand, they planned this shit for years and they're somehow capitulating to journalists? Are you insane or am I insane? what the fuck is going on

I don't think their plans are holy scripture which is why I've ignored it every time its not some great gotcha you think it is, adding women to a historical european middle age-fighting games is fucking stupid and would have said that when they made their video at the time and did so like I'm doing now. appeal to authority isn't an argument what you are doing is trying to make me look hysterical and delusional with facts and reasoning which isn't an argument. They are capitulating to journalists by removing the toggle, and saying they would censor if they had the manpower to do so. they are either giving lip service to get them to fuck off or capitulating to threats made by internet activists with no power.

They were capitulating to manchild like yourself when they said they would add the toggle tbh. The idea was to have women as a choice for customization since fucking forever, but some time ago people like you flooded this place with manchild tears because having women in the game would hurt their feelings, so they said this toggle thing to try and please guys like you, which looking back now, it probably was a mistake.