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  • 12 Nov
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@ToLazy4Name said:
holy fuck this hit hard.png

Wtf I love u even more now how is this possible

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  • 12 Nov
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@ToLazy4Name said:

@vanguard said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
sleep means i'm not doing cool shit so I don't like to sleep

Dreaming is pretty cool tho tbh

I don't remember 90% of my dreams, and the ones I do remember just make me sad because it reminds me that i'll never be a superhuman demigod with laser eyes flying around shooting Davy Crockett nukes at commies

Don't get out of bed fast, and while u are waking up, try hard to remember wtf ur brain was doing. Some people take notes when they wake up and they say this helps, I never did that tbh I just stay a bit more half awake and try to remember shit.

U will see man, u probably have some real nice dreams. Sometimes I dream about fucking incredible places, one of these days I was in some sort funeral, in a Jewish city-temple thing that had fucking surreal architecture.

Once I had a dream about hell or some shit, it had blood and flesh everywhere, also shit all over the floor. It reminded me of some old doom levels. It wasn't scary, more like very fucking interesting

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  • 11 Nov
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@ToLazy4Name said:
sleep means i'm not doing cool shit so I don't like to sleep

Dreaming is pretty cool tho tbh

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  • 28 Oct
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I am the GF tbh

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  • 25 Oct
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@Humble Staff said:
It's not like you are losing much though.

I'm contacting Jax to ban you as we speak tbh

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  • 25 Oct
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@esturias said:

@vanguard said:
Hahah gottem good this time lmao

Ugh... I fear not. Black spots on the skin could be cancer. You should see a doctor.

Holy shit someone help me pls my dick will fall off

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  • 25 Oct
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@Humble Staff said:

@MONKEYTOES said:
what other impractical hobbies do you guys have? i like cooking, competing in super smash bros, and collecting sneakers

actually nvm cooking is quite practical

I read braille with my ass, does that count as a hobby?

My dick has something written on it in braille can u help me figure out what is???

Hahah gottem good this time lmao

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  • 24 Oct
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@MONKEYTOES said:
what other impractical hobbies do you guys have? i like cooking, competing in super smash bros, and collecting sneakers

actually nvm cooking is quite practical

I discuss with strangers on the internet as a sport and get banned from forums

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  • 23 Oct
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@esturias said:

@vanguard said:
What battle rifle you would buy?

If you worry about the bad guy hiding behind your fridge, better have a rocket thrower ready under your bed. Or at least some kind of anti-material-rifle.

Idk if small bullets are good enough for most walls, I'd use big calliber gun just in case tbh. Since I think that if I had to have a gun here in Brazil it wouldn't be so much as a self defense kind of deal, bu more of a overthrow government kind of deal, so big bullets against lightly armored police cars and concrete cover etc would probably be more useful.

Is submachine guns still the most appropriate gun for urban guerrillas? Police force here in Brazil use fucking big rifles tbh, I think the appropriate answer would be rifles as well, idk

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  • 23 Oct
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@ToLazy4Name said:

@vanguard said:
Lazy, why don't u buy m1 garand or M14? Big bullet gud, no?

Both weapons are outdated. If I was gonna buy a battle rifle, it'd be something else. That being said, I don't really have any interest in a battle rifle. 5.56 and 7.62x39 are better cartridges for the purposes i'd be using a rifle for.

@Rattsknecht said:
can you buy a proper ak-74 in US?

A real one? Not without jumping through alot of hoops. Fully automatic weapons were banned under the 1986 Hughes Amendment. You can get semi automatic copies of them pretty readily, however.

But what if you absolutely need to kill someone behind a thick wall?? Big bullet gud no? Also big scary effect on human body tbh to cause moral impact!!1

What battle rifle you would buy?

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  • 23 Oct
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Lazy, why don't u buy m1 garand or M14? Big bullet gud, no?

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  • 13 Sep
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@ToLazy4Name said:

@vanguard said:

@ToLazy4Name said:

@pizza boy said:
hello lazy

hello

i'm selling one of my guns if anyone wants to buy it

I want gun but I want it free, ok thanks. I give u my address so you can send me free gun + ammo and foot. Will put to good use.

yeah no

Come on Lazy give gun pls

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  • 13 Sep
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Wanna see real cool irl book about irl steampunk?

https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1845/condition-working-class/

Chapter called "great towns" is interesting tbh. Whole book is pretty good too.

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  • 13 Sep
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@ToLazy4Name said:

@pizza boy said:
hello lazy

hello

i'm selling one of my guns if anyone wants to buy it

I want gun but I want it free, ok thanks. I give u my address so you can send me free gun + ammo and foot. Will put to good use.

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  • 29 Aug
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Hey it's me on the video lmao, yeah I'm a master cftparrier tbh it's impossible to punish me imho

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  • 28 Aug
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@DerFurst said:
dank, people are more inclined to listen to you with the implicit threat of force backing your words

Hello furst how u doing man?

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  • 28 Aug
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Guys help Brazil is literally on 🔥 wtf lmao