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 DerFurst
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@ToLazy4Name said:
Siege if I depict the prophet Muhammad will you stone me

he'd stone you anyway great satan

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This is fantastic. I hope Hitler wins this time

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@ToLazy4Name said:

@Trevz said:
Wut.

I'm sure its tottally fine to be sexually attracted to prepubecent cartoon girlboys tbhimo

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We're mercenaries right? So that means our leader sacrifices us to demons in the shadow dimension so we can get buttraped before being ripped in half all because someone thought he was special

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  • 23 Feb
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I prefer yelling at people for not playing the objective.

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  • 23 Feb
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@Tim_Fragmagnet said:
Dat robin hood tho
wat a socialist

plot twist: he stole from the jews who stole from the poor

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  • 23 Feb
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@Humble Staff said:
You mean the next anouncement because the last one was locked?
Oh fuck i comented before my shit ass cellphone internet loaded the gif, fuck.

The last announcement was locked by a moderator out of their own judgement that "the thread had run its course." That's not the same thing as removing space to make room for a new announcement.

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  • 23 Feb
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I have no way to judge the effectiveness of anything thus far. Heck, the last gameplay footage that had any variety was Teripper's interview from last year.

I've got the feeling that the poleaxe is going to be an excellent all-rounder, considering it has variable reach, is that perfect midpoint between fast and slow so it has tricky timing, can take out both plate AND unarmored goons due to having an axe-head and hammer-head, and it even has a pointy stabbing end. A weapon that can do so many things seems very appealing. You might get the idea that doing too many things is bad, but if you can use that variety to throw people off, then it's extremely effective and wins at mind games.

Otherwise, sword/mace + shield is always a good combo. Sword for weebs, mace for knights, shield for everything else. It's stupid and simple, which is exactly why it's reliable.

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  • 22 Feb
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@Steve Pigeon said:

@Humble Staff said:
That picture is a bit old by now, i have lost some weight and im trying to achieve a handlebar moustache, my face is around the same tho.

Already lost some good weight and I'll start working out once a little more is gone.

I hope your muscle and bone density grow back to normal. Good weight is a bad thing to lose.

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  • 22 Feb
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@ToLazy4Name said:
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In all honesty, Crush was either laughing at a post about the inclusion of horses, OR was saying that there would be horses in some small capacity, like a stationary NPC, or some off-screen thing. I doubt he actually wants horses as vehicles.

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  • 22 Feb
 DerFurst

black people

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  • 22 Feb
 DerFurst

confirm something more important next time, like kickstarter dates

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  • 22 Feb
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As much as I'd get a kick out of making swastikas, stars of david, and black people next to the pyramids, I think that this is definitely a bad idea.

Moreover, even if there were a "submit your custom emblem" feature, it would take literally forever to approve so many different designs.

If people were to have custom emblems, they should be limited to clans with a certain number of members (say 20-30) only. Clan integration would also need to be a feature for this idea to be feasible. These clans ought to make ONE emblem for themselves, make it reasonable looking, and then submit it. This is the only way I see custom emblems being able to work, otherwise it'll be a big mess.

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  • 22 Feb
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@iwodj said:

@SirZombiethe3rd said:

@iwodj said:

@Valmirius said:
Read the announcements (like everyone else has to).

no one has to do anything

Yah, but if you don't we'll just make fun of you tbh.

see if I care, m8

gr8 b8 ir8 8/8 m8

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  • 22 Feb
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@TheEmeraldArcher said:
anyone else noticing the general "Libertarian Captialist CIS white male" pattern here?

Better call CNN

On the other hand, the makers of this test probably were biased in favor of libertarian capitalism, which is why the authoritarian and communist options are so ridiculous that no one would feel right picking them

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  • 21 Feb
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@TheDankestMeme said:
will there be an option to disable those extra body parts and gore for potato computers?

You have to be careful not to blitz your computer when it's not ready, otherwise it might surrender before you've even gotten into the fight

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  • 21 Feb
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@Smokingbobs said:
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you are not getting a like from me until you tell me the date of the beginning of the kickstarter