Mordhau
 Stouty
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  • 15 Nov
 Stouty

Every dev's attention has been diverted to pushing out the double KO patch asap. This will be followed by the patch removing drags

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  • 6 Nov
 Stouty

Your kendo/scrim screenshot folder begs to disagree with you there. Nice excuse but it doesn't really work when everyone knows you had 0 proof back then as you do now

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  • 6 Nov
 Stouty

still waiting on dat dere evidence.zip

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  • 6 Nov
 Stouty

I left VK after 2 weeks, the only time I accused Rag of cheating was during the trebuchet glitch scrim which we then made up over and continued to scrim BL vs RB

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 Stouty

@GIRUGIRU said:
mfw stouty called rag a cheater but then licks his arse after joining BL, then will deny it

typical bottomscore bumlicker boy

Typical lying JOERU, peddling the same misinformation that I already cleared on reddit 2 years ago. Nobody is buying your drug-addled version of events you tweaker

HAHAHA this hasn't aged well for you joeru

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  • 6 Nov
 Stouty

@Edmund said:
You have to be seriously retarded to make a video like this, anyway this just shows how broken shield is (and you're trash without it) cya.

King would 10-0 you with 2h

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  • 6 Nov
 Stouty

Holy shit that best moments video is actually a stealth milk! I love how VK Ego Ego calls BL a cheater team when known cheater Rick was VK's carry for years. Funnily enough BL Rag is still in Mordhau and one of the top players in the game where as Rick is nowhere to be seen. Really makes you think

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  • 6 Nov
 Stouty

@Ranten said:
Fun to see equally cringy people clash

t. anime avatar with garbo understanding of genre

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  • 1 Nov
 Stouty

@Ranten said:
Who needs to use the directional system or use various game mechanics when you can just spam overheads and never worry about getting chambered or parried because the hitboxes are broken amirite

If I was trying to be as hard to parry as possible surely I'd use only underarms?

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  • 31 Oct
 Stouty

@Bang said:
I can actually. I have to play really passive though

Chambering is "passive"?

Please stop posting you clearly don't have a clue pal

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  • 30 Oct
 Stouty

XD.PNG

post anime faces

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  • 25 Oct
 Stouty

@Ranten said:
6h/week is nothing compared to GIRUs and Stoutys who waste 90% of their lifetime playing this game.

I have ~60 hours in Mordhau. Do you think stomping pubs never gets old? I never played pubs in chiv and the only element keeping me playing was the aspect of competition. When matchmaking arrives I'll probably start putting in big boy hours

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  • 7 Oct
 Stouty

@Huggles said:
I just run around people who start spinning cus they can't actually reverse. Devs said they hate this kinda shit tho so it will likely get a fix.

The spin itself is like half a second there is no time to run around, look at King he is constantly moving in that clip

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  • 7 Oct
 Stouty

For those of you that don't know my opponent King is a very confident chamberer so I was looking for ways around his guard and this new strategy seemed pretty effective, if visually ugly.

Is this a peak at the future meta of high-level Mordhau or simply chivalry vet PTSD kicking in when seeing someone position themselves to reverse? When people do this back at me I personally find it much harder to determine their attack angle and because the release phase is so instant there is almost no time to react as they turn back round. This means you can then "50/50" a reverse wind-up by feinting it or actually going for the hit to great success.

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  • 6 Oct
 Stouty

female characters with breast sliders

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  • 3 Oct
 Stouty

Surely orchestrating a shooting yourself would be easier than getting a load of crisis actors "in on it" without someone leaking the script

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  • 2 Oct
 Stouty

Daily reminder that there's never been a successful third person competitive game outside of driving games (>smite >successful)

Daily reminder this game has been simplified for console players (from 8 directional parry to only 3)

Daily reminder there's a mechanic that literally boosts your health whenever you're out numbered because lock on is so bad in melee games there's no way to actually 1vX without adding a gimmicky health boost (also activates in 1v1s if you happened to have dueled another player like 30 seconds ago, GREAT game design)

Daily reminder this game is P2P which means any weeb roleplayer can grab your IP and DDOS you for the next week

Daily reminder this game is P2P which means laggy game (Mordhaubro having played the For Honour beta experienced many pauses in the game, which would frequently lead to the match ending early returning all players to the lobby)

Daily reminder you can pay for cosmetics that also give you stat boosts

Daily reminder that the parrying system in this game is a series of quick-time events (citing "muh fighting games" isn't an argument shills, good melee games rely on the readability of the animations for parrying)

Daily reminder a full priced game is also pushing a (((season pass))) on its players

Daily reminder Ubisoft are a terrible company

Daily reminder Siege still doesn't have functioning lighting

Daily reminder shills post For Honour threads every day on /v/

Daily reminder Mordhau will blow this title out the god damn water.