Mordhau
 Ranten
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Guys its obviously a troll stop getting baited and go to General Discussion to complain about the game

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  • 19 Jan
 Ranten

It's way too late to support the game , KS closed months ago. Unfortunately, there's no way to get alpha/KS rewards at this point (besides Steam family sharing, Tunngle and such). But if you want to invest money in the project anyway you should probably PM Marox and he'll think of something

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  • 19 Jan
 Ranten

Oh my fucking god this music is even worse if you know Russian

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  • 17 Jan
 Ranten

@Jax said:

@BobSapp said:
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(not my guy, but it seems like the right thread for this)

plot twist giantslayers is the main game mode

Gorilla slayers main game mod

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  • 16 Jan
 Ranten

Perfect solution: remove melee as a whole so everyone is forced to git gud with ranged

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  • 16 Jan
 Ranten

@Havoc said:

@Tim_Fragmagnet said:
I prefer to get my points by ignoring the enemy team and then ramming my fucking body into the objective until either is destroyed.
At the end of the game when I am at the top of the scoreboard with the lowest number of kills and highest number of deaths. I get to say.
GG
EZ

And that is why the japanese lost the war.

Well shit that's how Soviets won WWII

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  • 15 Jan
 Ranten

The only thing I'm going to point out is that you still owe me 5$

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  • 15 Jan
 Ranten

more oversized naked wamen

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  • 14 Jan
 Ranten

Just when I thought Havoc is getting smarter

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  • 14 Jan
 Ranten

@King Sinclair The FluffyDragon said:
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=> Complains that noone sends good memes in the thread
=> Sends this

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  • 14 Jan
 Ranten

What a thread

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  • 10 Jan
 Ranten

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Seriously speaking I 100% agree with everything you've said (probably besides the left handed handicap thing)

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  • 9 Jan
 Ranten

Oh god finally a good meme in this thread

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  • 8 Jan
 Ranten

@TheDankestMeme said:
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this is the ideal male body, you may not like it but this is what peak performance look like

Not only did he skip leg day, he didn't even care about arm day

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In Slasher ranged weaponry was more of a gag. Bows weren't good primary weapons, not even talking about meme-level rock throwing and mostly people only used ranged combat to meme. I expect it to be kinda the same in Mordhau, ranged weapons will be more of a secondary "support" weapon that will be annoying but absolutely not OP

The thing that we should indeed be afraid of is long range group rapefest that we already got a taste of in Deadliest Warrior with Pirates, as there doesn't seem to be any restriction on how many "archers" there may be in a team. Ironically, I think it would be extremely fun and refreshing to fight a team of 30 archers

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  • 8 Jan
 Ranten

Бляха муха, эту блядь блять надо истреблять

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  • 8 Jan
 Ranten

Так, это что блять такое ты вытворяешь

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  • 7 Jan
 Ranten

@Survii said:
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Why is Hitler the moe one

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  • 7 Jan
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The only thing that needs to sink is you probably