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 The Bird
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  • 16 Apr
 The Bird

The Bird believes that huntsman perk features should be default to archers. Archers are feebly underpowered, and though The Bird finds them troubling, archers are an important part of gameplay.

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  • 16 Apr
 The Bird

@Quenquent said:

@The Bird said:
No weapon should be able to 1htk heavy armor except artillery. Change The Bird's mind!

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If you remove the main counter to heavy armor, then there would be no reason to not run anything that isn't 3/3/3 (or at least 3 head armor). The meta would switch to weapons that can 2-shot T3 head, which are Bardiche, Exec Sword, Eveningstar, Estoc, War Axe, BAxe, Longsword's alt mode, Mace, Heavy HAxe and Warhammer. Considering how most of these weapons are already pretty strong, you will only make them stronger while making everything else weaker.

Dost thou possess the mind of a snail? The Bird certainly hopes not. What could be done instead is simply increase the speed penalty of T3 armor, like they said they were going to do this last patch.
Also, The Bird would like to point out that nearly every weapon can 3h T3 armor, thereby eliminating the validity of thine argument, which did suggest the absence of a counter besides the maul. Thou art incorrect.

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158 198
  • 16 Apr
 The Bird

The maul is a stupid weapon which ruffles The Bird's feathers. Tis' simple to defeat, aye, but only when thou can see it! Most often, the sub-avian degenerates rampage about, flanking to and fro, cracking skulls from behind. The Bird's T3 armor should not be overcome with such ease. Tis' utter folly.
Lowering the damage of such an abominable and degenerate weapon would undoubtedly bring balance to the Frontline!

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158 198
  • 16 Apr
 The Bird

No weapon should be able to 1htk heavy armor except artillery. Change The Bird's mind!

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158 198
  • 14 Apr
 The Bird

The Bird believes that all non-avian lifeforms are inferior and should be enslaved. Pitiful humans and your foolish ideas of "racism." The Bird views you all as equally sub-avian.

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158 198
  • 14 Apr
 The Bird

@esturias said:

@Turrican said:
Yes, but it should make at least some kind of sense and shouldn't be completely unrealistic. ;)

This game is completely unrealistic and not meant to be realistic, but in its unrealisticness it's quite consistent at least. You are able to parry a Maul with a Carving Knife, but at the same time the momentum of your Maul doesn't propel you to the next planet if you miss a swing. Consistency. Way more important than realism.

The Bird agrees with this statement.

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158 198
  • 14 Apr
 The Bird

Mauls are idiotic and The Bird wishes to see their damage against T3 head reduced to 85, thereby removing the ability to harvest kills without effort. T2 Head should receive 95, T1 100.
T3 chest damage should be reduced to 65, reducing the possibility of charging into a group of enemies, swinging into a few people, then fleeing, receiving the kill via 75% damage=kill. This foul tactic would be restricted to head hits.
T2 should also take less damage, though The Bird thinks it proper to keep that at the 70-75 area. This should be accompanied by a speed buff to T2 armor, greater than the one that currently exists. T1 armor, which The Bird believes to be used by archers, urine drinkers, homosexuals, and degenerates, should suffer staggering damage.

The Bird has spoken.

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  • 13 Apr
 The Bird

@recurf said:
I can actually play Frontline again, without massive lag spikes. Thanks (Also the maps are so much better balanced for 48 players)

The Bird agrees. It is deeply offensive when a lethal swoop is impeded by the vulgar appearance of a herd of allies, mindlessly swarming into the fray. The Bird has observed that the reduced presence of humans has made it easier to successfully carry out great deeds. The Bird approves.

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  • 13 Apr
 The Bird

@esturias said:
Hint: This is an ENGLISH forum.

The Bird views Esturias as a lesser lifeform, but he speaks truth. The Bird bids thee speak in a language that is comprehensible to those who doth view this forum.

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158 198
  • 10 Apr
 The Bird

@Toastimus said:

@The Bird said:
The Bird seconds this. Crested helmets are excellent. The Bird approves.

Here is some crested helmet porn:

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Thank you bird, hopefully devs will finally listen to our prayers.

You are welcome, good sir.

You humans must combine your efforts with those of The Bird, in the hopes that this coalition of righteousness shall prevail in altering their perspective. Great helms with crests shall come!

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  • 7 Apr
 The Bird

The Bird approves of this suggestion.

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158 198
  • 7 Apr
 The Bird

The Bird seconds this. Crested helmets are excellent. The Bird approves.

Here is some crested helmet porn:

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158 198
  • 6 Apr
 The Bird

The Bird's official statement is as follows:

The content (Castello and Bird Mask) is excellent. The Bird approves.

The gameplay and balancing are filthy. The Bird disapproves.

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  • 5 Apr
 The Bird

@Helgleypr said:
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That man looks poor. Why have you reduced that knight to the status of a lowly conscript? Shame be upon ye!

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  • 3 Apr
 The Bird

Chivalry 2 looks like it was purchased at a $0.29 store. The Bird does not approve, and thinks that Torn Banners would be wise to enlist the assistance of a competent individual to design any and all future games.

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  • 31 Mar
 The Bird

@esturias said:

@SWSeriousMike said:
I don't know why you want to create an argument.

I don't want to create an argument. I just told the OP that he can ignore that certain user as he rarely comes up with anything intelligent. If you don't want to call it spam, that's ok. No idea what to call it then, apart from shitposting.
Also no idea how that kind of nonsense keeps the forum alive...

The Bird thinks the same of you, oh foul-mannered one. As for the posting of shit, The Bird believes that only a whiner such as thineself would consider the posting of opinions and suggestions in such a way. You are an ill-mannered, spiteful individual, filled with discontent and an unpleasant disposition. The Bird shall visit your home in the near future, and unload a large, damp turd upon your vehicle. Good day, sir!

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  • 17 Mar
 The Bird

No.

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  • 10 Mar
 The Bird

@Punzybobo said:

@Humble Staff said:
Interesting, how is this helmet variation called?

They are great bascinets, or grand bascinets.

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The Bird wants all of them.

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158 198
  • 10 Mar
 The Bird

@Humble Staff said:
Interesting, how is this helmet variation called?

In KC:D it is referred to as a "grand bascinet," but it could just be called Gothic Bascinet or something. The Bird must have this.

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158 198
  • 9 Mar
 The Bird

The Bird wishes to see something like this:

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Here's an example from KCD

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Note that this is not a frogmouth. The Bird disapproves of those.

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