Mordhau
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  • 23 Jan
 The Bird

@Atlas-D said:

@The Bird said:
The greatsword is one of the most well-balanced weapons in the game. The only weapons that are currently in terrible balancing are the cleaver, maul, and possibly the war axe. The Bird bids thee be less salty.

Also, the legendary weapon, Beak, is a greatsword.

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Maul is overpowered or underpowered?

Overpowered.

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118 116
  • 17 Jan
 The Bird

@EatAtRedLobster said:
So you weren't an exceptional retard... But a conventional retard?

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W- When's that lock coming moderator? I'm running out of material here... I guess I have to steal some...

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The Bird approves of this usage, but suggests that further use be kept to a minimum.
The Bird thanks you for your understanding and compliance with Bird Law.

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118 116
  • 17 Jan
 The Bird

The Bird prefers battlefields where females are not present. Females should be seated atop their nests, not peking enemies in battle. The Bird has declared it so.

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118 116
  • 17 Jan
 The Bird

@CazzyVR said:

@The Bird said:

@Sir Boring said:
Mordhau devs be like
"Remember when we would get vanguard charged by 3 people at once in Chiv and see them kill all their teammates?"
"Yeah or when they would vanguard charge through 2 teammates just to kill me?"
"Yeah let's add that"

Your sarcasm is of low quality and should be done away with immediately. This is a learned talent which you have not yet acquired. The Bird bids you work at this.

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You are without a doubt my most favorite person on the Forum.

I worship The Bird!

The Bird bids thee pay homage to him, that you may be welcomed with open wings into The Nest.

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118 116
  • 16 Jan
 The Bird

The Bird believes your computer to be similar to the gnarled root vegetable, commonly referred to as a potato.
The Bird suggests that you replace it with a suitable device at your earliest convenience.

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  • 16 Jan
 The Bird

@Sir Boring said:
Mordhau devs be like
"Remember when we would get vanguard charged by 3 people at once in Chiv and see them kill all their teammates?"
"Yeah or when they would vanguard charge through 2 teammates just to kill me?"
"Yeah let's add that"

Your sarcasm is of low quality and should be done away with immediately. This is a learned talent which you have not yet acquired. The Bird bids you work at this.

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  • 14 Jan
 The Bird

@Cracksmith said:
Theyve tried adding cloaks already. It didnt work out too well.

If at first you do not succeed, try, try again. The Bird is discouraged by the lack of persistence that has been displayed this day.

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118 116
  • 14 Jan
 The Bird

The greatsword is one of the most well-balanced weapons in the game. The only weapons that are currently in terrible balancing are the cleaver, maul, and possibly the war axe. The Bird bids thee be less salty.

Also, the legendary weapon, Beak, is a greatsword.

Bird

Beak

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118 116
  • 12 Jan
 The Bird

@TombstoneJack said:
im glad your all enjoying it mean while im having teammates wildly flailing into each other to kill one guy or having enemys swing through each other just to smack me just like bastard form of shooting through your cover in space invaders

This was a common problem before, and will continue to be regardless of the hit stop. At least now the target dies faster.

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118 116
  • 12 Jan
 The Bird

@Jax said:
it does a lot of damage but has less range than fists

that being said imo it's too fast

The Bird decrees that this is insufficient. This kitchen knife of bird slaughter must be banned as an assault cleaver. The damage is far too great to allow this into communities in its current state. A damage reduction or point increase must happen. The Bird commands it.

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118 116
  • 12 Jan
 The Bird

@123mop said:
So far I'm in favor of disabled team hitstop. It makes 1vXing easier and is net neutral for friendlies since they won't charge in to block your attacks either.

Kicking for throwables and ranged weapons is a great no brainer change. I'd love to see the same added for bandages and health packs. In a similar vein I'd like to see fire pots and smoke pots be holdable in one hand with a shield in the other like javelins and throwing knives.

The Bird believes the removal of hitstop to be a success as well. This seems to have trained the less-intelligent lifeforms that running into swings to steal teammates' kills is not productive, as the teammate will still strike the intended target, and deal great damage to them as well. This is an excellent update. The Bird approves.

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118 116
  • 12 Jan
 The Bird

@thecamguy said:
I agree, I've seen noticeably less team damage when I played about a dozen games last night. It makes killing one enemy with a group of your own team so much less clumsy. With the old system, someone might hit their own team 2-3 times before they finally hit the target (or they just give up and walk away).

The Bird has long hypothesized this would be the case.

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118 116
  • 11 Jan
 The Bird

The Bird wishes to thank the development team for this excellent feature. Instead of causing more team damage, it seems to have decreased it, as fools no longer have an incentive to body block team swings to take their kills. As a result, in the last 4 matches that the Bird has flown, fools have spread out and fought their own opponents. Only in one instance did an unintelligent form of life start wildly swinging a Zweihander, and he was votekicked with the same % of team damage that most had before this experiment.

The Bird bids thee not remove this experimental feature. This is excellent and brings much joy to the feathery soul of this Bird. Many thanks.

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118 116
  • 11 Jan
 The Bird

The Bird finds this swing-through feature to be an excellent improvement. The Bird no longer has to worry about unintelligent lifeforms charging headlong in front of his attacks and vulturing his kills. This is good.

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FeatherofApproval

118 116
  • 11 Jan
 The Bird

The Bird believes this reasoning to be quite sound. The Bird bids thee nerf this filthy tool of Bird execution immediately.

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FeatherOfApproval

118 116
  • 4 Jan
 The Bird

The Bird approves of this idea with much enthusiasm. Jax, The Bird commands you to relay this information to the development team immediately. Failure to do so will result in significant pecking and scratching.

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  • 1 Jan
 The Bird

@XLINE said:
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Just some Darkest dungeon inspired shit

The Bird sees lightly armored prey. The Bird approves.

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  • 31 Dec '19
 The Bird

The Bird dislikes mauls. The Bird would like to see maul nerfed.

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Beak

118 116
  • 29 Dec '19
 The Bird

The Bird finds this idea...disturbing...

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DisturbedBird

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118 116
  • 23 Dec '19
 The Bird

Archers are cancer.
The Bird shall gather his flock and peck them.

Archers beware.

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