Mordhau
 TheKingInTheNorth
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@TombstoneJack said:
if Chris Hansen becomes a pedophile who catchs him?

The people Chris Hansen's show hires to do all the work for him in the first place.

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@Lionheart Chevalier said:
The devs failed to mention they added a hand gun, called the 1411, which is prolly a typo, meant to be the 1911.

I have no screenshots but its a hand gun that looks like a poorly imitated colt 1911, a dev was playing with it in a public server today, kinda funny. You can parry its bullets I heard some people saying in chat.

The 1411 name is not a typo but a joke, since '1911' refers to the year in which the gun was made, but it is several centuries after Mordhau's timeline.

Any admin can access it by going into console and typing 'ParryThis' without the quotations. May be without caps, not sure as I haven't tested it myself.

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Да товарищ Вскоре мы заберем средства производства у капиталистических свиней и отправим их в ГУЛАГ.

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@Atlas-D said:

@CazzyVR said:

@Skrytociemny said:

@CazzyVR said:
Reported for Heavy Troll Post

alwso anime girls have no place in war
i banish you to seven hell from this holy land

First off not a Anime Girl, I am a Robotic Neko Loli.

Second... this game isn't realistic. I do want Female Models. Is that a problem? Is it gonna break your immersion?

When female models come out I'm going to rdm them every waking moment until they switch.

big yikes from me dawg

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We can barely tolerate bows ok, just stop requesting guns.

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@wierHL said:
I really like the blue metal tint (2nd row left I think).
It's nostalgic to me because as a kid I used to read old De Rode Ridder comics. The 1st ones that were printed in color all used this cool blue color for metal.

De Rode Ridder.. what a throwback

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  • 30 Dec '19
 TheKingInTheNorth

>Don't want to make it too edgy

>Black and red colour scheme

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  • 29 Dec '19
 TheKingInTheNorth

@Cracksmith said:
Holy shit you actually got the tattoo. What a fuckin legend.

OM A FOCKIN

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  • 28 Dec '19
 TheKingInTheNorth

@Maci said:

@TombstoneJack said:
Im really upset I couldn't find a Christmas sock this is the best I can do20191227_095301.jpg

Imagine actually tattooing some dude from a funny sword ragdoll game nobody will remember in 10 years time to your leg lmao

It's just a tattoo of a helmet.

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  • 26 Dec '19
 TheKingInTheNorth

I really don't mind typing Seymour tho

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  • 26 Dec '19
 TheKingInTheNorth

Gary Jizzmas boios

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  • 20 Dec '19
 TheKingInTheNorth

I think those were invented in the 17th century, not sure if it fits within the range of Mordhau's equipment. But with the addition of fantasy-like skins, I guess that went out the window anyway.

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  • 18 Dec '19
 TheKingInTheNorth

The point is bragging rights. You're not supposed to unlock everything easily. Some people put thousands of hours into this game, and they are rewarded by being able to afford these high cost cosmetics.

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  • 18 Dec '19
 TheKingInTheNorth

It is actually possible to post multiple images in one post btw.

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  • 18 Dec '19
 TheKingInTheNorth

Christmas is cancelled this year.

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  • 14 Dec '19
 TheKingInTheNorth

Or even a system that automatically files outfits under categories would help a lot, like light, medium, heavy armour.

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That's extra funny if you know stonetoss is unironically top right.

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KNEES WEAK ARMS SPAGHETTI

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  • 30 Nov '19
 TheKingInTheNorth

@Lionheart Chevalier said:
What would the viking shield add that's not already covered by the kite and heater shield?

A E S T H E T I C

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  • 30 Nov '19
 TheKingInTheNorth

@ohshitsorry said:
start roasting yourself you retards

I am white, I am a fucking bum
I do live in a trailer with my mom
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
Who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun
I did get jumped by all six of you chumps
And Wink did fuck my girl
I'm still standing here screaming, "Fuck the Free World!"