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 Vaygr
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  • 27 Feb
 Vaygr

I love the cast and music but the writing was rarely great and really went off the rails seasons ago. They left out Tyrion's whole personality and character development and made him conveniently stupid to fit their production schedule and their own lack of talent. Arya went full terminator getting stabbed, swam a long distance, looked ready to die but then she had the energy for another hectic fight and an extra escape swim then had a "cool tv moment" when she suddenly fought her nemesis in the dark and won.

Arya killed the Freys as a cool intro. Her entire character and character development did not matter. The whole Frey plot line of revenge was cut and made irrelevant to have a cool intro and save some time for the production schedule. The whole show is a ham-fisted mess trying to juggle actors and locations and patching the story shoddily around it.
Seeing Arya and Sansa together again should have been a great moment, Dany meeting Jon Snow also but it was just wooden and awkward caricatures of them at this point. Watching this show is like being continuously insulted.

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  • 14 Feb
 Vaygr

@wizardish said:
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/376359568

If you can tolerate the really low quality, there's about an hour of me dueling some decent players. I played really shit during the first round -- you can see when I'm doing the riposte footwork I'm parrying early. Otherwise pretty decent duels. I think I get farmed 3rd map a little bit because I switch it up a bit and try to run into weapons, but of course this doesn't work. Not even sure why I tried to do that.

Next time I'll try to stream a pug or something, maybe up the bitrate slightly if my internet can handle it. The problem is that my ping fluxes a lot when I stream which is also why I'm just eating a lot of hits for free. This along with my potato graphics is generally why I avoid streaming.

Wizardish vs Bananaman #neverforgetneverforgive
I followed, looking forward to being a moron in twitch chat.

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  • 10 Feb
 Vaygr

vaygr: how about predators complaints wizardish?
wizardish1: i dont read his posts

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  • 4 Feb
 Vaygr

Who else thinks that CIA agents complaining about medieval weaponry are doing a poor job? Its does make the GS a bit superfluous though.

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  • 29 Jan
 Vaygr

@Xatrian said:
did I just get insulted by a creature who thinks Star Wars comparisons are an apt way to denigrate someone

lmao

Or did i just defend you without you realizing? Thanks Jar Jar's more annoying cousin.

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  • 29 Jan
 Vaygr

@Stouty said:

@Xatrian said:
as I said, BR and cool youtuber horde mode will be completely worth the massive delay

red and basedpilled developers

This but unironically (also BR was fast to make according to devs)

Holy Mary, Judas and Jesus on a tricycle. No use criticizing Xatrian, its like asking Jar Jar to be less annoying, Palpatine to visit an orphanage and dispense candy for non-pr purposes or Yoda to do a few Bumfight videos. I feel like this info should have been all over twitter, youtube and the forums an unusually long eon ago but what do i know, living in a putrefied tree house and drinking the blood of bats to sustain me.

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  • 12 Jan
 Vaygr

The head explosion is underwhelming at the moment. It really needs more gore. I would love broken necks and limbs. Adds a lot to the mood of the game. This has been talked about in a long thread about gore before and it came down to time for the devs as they are prioritizing getting the game ready for release.

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  • 29 Dec '18
 Vaygr

I meant predator. Watch the movie, its a silly, sometimes tense action movie with quotes like "This stuff will make you a god damn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me" or "Gahhh! Get to da choppa!" or "I ain't got time to bleed".

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  • 29 Dec '18
 Vaygr

Yeah, i hate to side with a guy hunting humans for sport but the frontline/battle royale will need a lot of testing. Running any plausibility generator says that march/april might be a crabwise psychedelic odyssey down a rabbit worm hole of Homeric proportions. It would probably do pretty well either way, releasing too early or not.

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  • 16 Dec '18
 Vaygr

Liked a lot of the suggestions. Some more sound warning of incoming catapult rocks would be great since the catapult is better than the one in chiv with rocks being faster.

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  • 14 Nov '18
 Vaygr

I can only imagine this is from Stouty playing the Culling with Crush and Crush being heavily influenced by the melee combat. Now Stouty feels like he let the community down and needs redemption. Its like Darth Vader climbing back down the air vent to gather the atoms of the emperor together again for one last shot at the light side.

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  • 11 Nov '18
 Vaygr

I like the font and color of the "E" but there is probably an even better fit for the game. People are of course going full Bob the builder mania and are making nests for archers in trees.

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  • 19 Oct '18
 Vaygr

Good video, i just wish there was a hairstyle i could take you seriously in but that is asking way, way too much too much. My guess is that women in the game means new silly and absurd looks and new fun voice lines and that no one cares much after implementation. Except Duguesclin and a few Castalian partisans of course. Or to quote Byron

She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that’s best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes;
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

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  • 6 Oct '18
 Vaygr

It was a Berserk clan server. Flann from the clan banned him on the private server, i think.

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  • 3 Oct '18
 Vaygr

1 Rabies – foam at the mouth and have a wild and uncontrolled look in your eye.
1 Unicorn – get a horn to put anywhere on your horse.
1 King slayer – lose use of your arm for weapons but gain a stylish golden arm and double punch damage.
2 Parrot – you get a parrot scout on your shoulder that can fly around the battlefield and give you vision through its eyes.
2 Cane – You get a limping gait with 1/5 walking speed 1/10 sprinting speed and a battle cane as compensation with a stabbing sword at the bottom and a blunt silvery wolfs head at the top with ruby eyes.
3 Hunchback – you gain an abnormally excessive convex curvature of the spine.
3 Girumorph – You automatically say "You are dogshit" when you kill someone or to a teammate when you lose a teamfight.
3 Relentless Nihilistic Victory – Switch team colors randomly
4 Pinkeye - Enemy pursuers lose chasing mechanic
5 Bedlam - Induces uncontrollable and incoherent babbling and screaming, user gets a metal cage around the head with 1 armor rating.
6 Blitzscooba – Gain a metal diving suite that lets you painfully slowly ambush people from under water.
6 Shrubbery – you can turn into a shrubbery and hide in the environment.
8 Newspaper armor – you gain an armor made of newspaper
12 Eaglatron – gain the falconry ability and an Albatross pet that can blind enemies.
15 Sloth pet – you gain a sloth pet that can climb trees and consume leaves for healing.
16 Beetle – you turn into a beetle and hopefully go unnoticed into the enemy camp to spy and relay things in team chat.
16 Bureaucrat – You arrived at a village map intending to get into contact with some authorities living in a nearby castle. Having failed and lying on your deathbed you receive a letter congratulating you on inheriting a fortune from some foreign prince.
16 Self-immolation – you can self-combust and demonstrate your resolve to the enemy.
Dev and moderator exclusive ability – 7 plagues – you can call down swarms of locust, comets, flood, plagues and other phenomenon on the battlefield.

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  • 30 Sep '18
 Vaygr

The Green Lobster was an excellent detective but he was facing his most daunting task yet, travel back in time and save Nixon from Watergate via kidnapping him to the Titanic, saving it from the iceberg and then with Nixons help, car bomb JFK seconds before Oswald can get him. His only three sidekicks, the fifth Beatle, an alien goldfish with 263 iq in a jade pocket aquarium and Mozart resurrected and gender swapped with a large slew of spectrum disorders.

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  • 29 Sep '18
 Vaygr

To reach the truth or any truth for that matter you need to run in convoluted circles until you end up were you began. All the metaphysical horse people and all the kings men could not give us those benchmarks, however much we love Stouty. I realize now to my great questionable distress that i sound like a troll, and that my tone of voice cannot convey the severe level of unseriousness i want it to.

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  • 28 Sep '18
 Vaygr

Better not hurt Stouty's feelings like this Goatie or to quote that great decadent firebrand of a person "Dead love, by treason slain, lies stark,
White as a dead stark-stricken dove:
None that pass by him pause to mark
Dead love.

His heart, that strained and yearned and strove
As toward the sundawn strives the lark,
Is cold as all the old joy thereof.

Dead men, re-arisen from dust, may hark
When rings the trumpet blown above:
It will not raise from out the dark
Dead love.

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  • 28 Sep '18
 Vaygr

The Beatles estate cut him off. I think in his usually bitter and delusional state of overentitlement at breakfast he thought he would save some pocket money and have some working class Joe sell his beat up old french car and buy a 2080 to benchmark for him.

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  • 17 Sep '18
 Vaygr

What happened to Highlands? Did you guys realize it was a Scottish region and delete the map?