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 Sammy
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  • 6 Nov '17
 Sammy

@GIRUGIRU said:
All shield needs is to be consistently punishable when you run him out of stam and it should be balanced

Targe, heater, kite and tower all need different stats, hitboxes and attributes

E.g. tower is useless for 1v1 but great for blocking a door or pushing into projectile spam. Targe should be a skill block/"Parry" shield with high Stam cost if u fuck it up and much smaller hitbox. Kite and heater somewhere inbetween

hey i saw u get fuckd by king, a real shit player hahaha xd

shields are for noob but i dont think they need a nerf to uselessness

Baroness 6089 7050
  • 5 Nov '17
 Sammy

Would you like to release the patch which adds girls and short spears already?

Baroness 6089 7050
  • 29 Aug '17
 Sammy

Haha keep up the good work

WHAT WORK

Baroness 6089 7050
  • 28 Aug '17
 Sammy

@Ulkenstride said:
Lazy is a funny Man, made me laugh.

this wasnt very funny

Baroness 6089 7050
  • 28 Aug '17
 Sammy

fuck u

Baroness 6089 7050
  • 20 Aug '17
 Sammy

Release the game at this moment or die

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  • 18 Aug '17
 Sammy

@ChuckJones said:
i'm all for a little delay in Mordhau. There are alot of games coming out anyways. Like Danganronpa V3, Star Wars Battlefront II, Shadow of War, Assassin's Creed Origins, Cuphead, Wolfenstein II, plenty.

good job naming a bunch of shit (nice person)

Baroness 6089 7050
  • 18 Aug '17
 Sammy

You wake up to a bright morning, the sun shines down, it's a nice temperature outside, you hear birds chirping - you remember, it's the 31st of August, Mordhau is coming out! You rush into your computer, firing up the forums and logging in at a speed which would make even SONIC jealous.

You go to the announcement tab. And you spot it...

"Mordhau delayed lmao"

You kill yourself.

Baroness 6089 7050
  • 17 Aug '17
 Sammy

@cappuccinoamaro said:
Please i need Mordhau specs to buy the right PC

970, some kind of good i5 and about 8gb or RAM and you're good

Baroness 6089 7050
  • 9 Aug '17
 Sammy

If the Mordhau alpha doesn't come out this month I'm posting Sir Zombie's face.

Baroness 6089 7050
  • 8 Aug '17
 Sammy

Confirmed delay, good meme.

Baroness 6089 7050
  • 4 Jul '17
 Sammy

@Senturion, Duke of Ontheon said:
Ive soiled thyself. Good work.

eww wtf that is gross

Baroness 6089 7050
  • 30 Jun '17
 Sammy

IS A FUCKING SKILLHOOK

Baroness 6089 7050
  • 11 Jun '17
 Sammy

@EliteTeamKiller said:

@•҉Ɓaron voŋ Moorland said:
Looking forward to this. Anticipate the fun.

BARON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE MY LIEGE! Oh shit he's going to see what assholes we are and ban us from Moorlands...

XDDD 😂😂😂

Baroness 6089 7050
  • 1 Jun '17
 Sammy

Tbh guys you're supposed to be looking for the smallest mistake in collision in the new picture.

Baroness 6089 7050
  • 31 May '17
 Sammy

It's okay.

Baroness 6089 7050
  • 28 May '17
 Sammy

Punzy fuck you your comment won't be marked as red

Baroness 6089 7050
  • 4 May '17
 Sammy

@Yosefamsili said:
please help me

One second, I'll contact Lazy to help.

Baroness 6089 7050
  • 4 May '17
 Sammy

Excuse me can you stop derailing thanks.

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  • 3 May '17
 Sammy

@Milan said:

@Stouty said:
Childhood is caring about titles. Adulthood is realising caring about cosmetics makes more sense.

if there are no anime cosmetics i will wear default at all times in protest

Oh no! Please don't do that, ahhh!