Mordhau
 YOLANDIVISSER
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  • 29 Jan '18
 YOLANDIVISSER

BOWS WHEN

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  • 28 Jan '18
 YOLANDIVISSER

I like the extreme salt and disdain in the chiv community

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  • 23 Jan '18
 YOLANDIVISSER

What is dog spelled backwards?

PRAISE THE DOG WHICH SNEEZED ALL WE KNOW INTO EXISTENCE. MAY ALL NON BELIEVERS SPEND ETERNITY WITH THE CELESTIAL VETERINARIAN!!

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  • 23 Jan '18
 YOLANDIVISSER

@Tim_Fragmagnet said:

@Izıl said:
Lol i always wondered why the in-game spear is actually a pike. Spear wen!

The ingame spear is not a pike.
The ingame spear is about 8ft long, which is historically the longest spears were when used with 1 hand.

Pikes on the other hand were 15-25ft long.

Holy shit you're basically arching in the context of the game. Aiming your pointy thing at people in the distance.

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  • 22 Jan '18
 YOLANDIVISSER

Cuz I feels it

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  • 20 Jan '18
 YOLANDIVISSER

@Radiant_Pale_Knight said:

@vanguard said:
How can christians be real if god isn't real lmao

Youre saying nothing created everything? Come on, that doesnt even make sense.

Tide goes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that!

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  • 19 Jan '18
 YOLANDIVISSER

@Sir Zombie said:
Yeah the game hasn't been updated at all

Um, yeah it has?

Im expecting an announcement for the plans in the coming year.

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  • 19 Jan '18
 YOLANDIVISSER

When is our new year announcement update.

We've had nothing since alpha release

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  • 17 Jan '18
 YOLANDIVISSER

@TheKingInTheNorth said:
One hit kills for archers would need a tradeoff, some pretty bik drawbacks (excuse the pun).

High point cost for bows with 1hk potential which forces you to be slower and lightly armored without an exceptional melee weapon.

Also hitboxes will be smaller than throwables currently are

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  • 17 Jan '18
 YOLANDIVISSER

@Maci said:

@YOLANDIVISSER said:
I hope there's a good headshot multiplier

should one-hit anything that isn't plate tbh
but so should any melee weapon, too.

Yeah I think the biggest bow should 1 shot headshot anything except plate too.

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  • 17 Jan '18
 YOLANDIVISSER

I hope there's a good headshot multiplier

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  • 16 Jan '18
 YOLANDIVISSER

@TheKingInTheNorth said:

@YOLANDIVISSER said:
Fun>realism tho

Dying from an arrow in the back while in an epic duel = fun?

Depends if you're on the pointy side of the arrow or not

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  • 16 Jan '18
 YOLANDIVISSER

Fun>realism tho

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  • 16 Jan '18
 YOLANDIVISSER

@PadanFain said:

@YOLANDIVISSER said:
But seriously, I have like 3000 warbow and crossbow hours in Chivalry. If the skills transfer, which I predict they will, anything balanced in my hands is going to be almost useless to any average/new archer

Hopefully its harder then chiv point and click tho

Yes, although crossbows were way more boring ezmode than bows

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  • 15 Jan '18
 YOLANDIVISSER

But seriously, I have like 3000 warbow and crossbow hours in Chivalry. If the skills transfer, which I predict they will, anything balanced in my hands is going to be almost useless to any average/new archer

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  • 15 Jan '18
 YOLANDIVISSER

Band of brothers washed out all color except red. It's a stylistic choice

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  • 15 Jan '18
 YOLANDIVISSER

So all Chiv archer veterans agree to pretend like the archery weapons suck in Mordhau so that the devs don't balance them around the top 1% of archers?

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  • 27 Nov '17
 YOLANDIVISSER

ill load it up again when they add magic shortbow

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  • 13 Nov '17
 YOLANDIVISSER

@Sammy said:

@YOLANDIVISSER said:

@EatAtRedLobster said:
The lightsaber is easily the most overrated fictional weapon in the last 50 years. It is horrible. Really not much good to say about it, it's super awkward and unbalanced. The overall shape is clunky and hard to grip. In fact the overall design shows no evidence of intelligent or careful planning in any way. What makes it "cool" is only it's glowing and humming, which is exactly what makes it such a distractingly bad weapon choice. Every lightsaber is pretty much the same, you just swing the thing around until you are lucky enough to block a blaster shot, and then attack someone provided you haven't already accidentally cut off your own arm or leg. Repeat that for some minutes and you've got all your lightsaber battles in a nutshell. Lightsabers are really just boring trash that are just there for the sake of being there. They serve no purpose other than keeping the viewer distracted from the bad writing with pretty humming lights. In fact, all lightsabers are exactly the same. Merely a redesign of older more effective cortosis weapons. The whole lightsaber design really is targeted towards children who buy action figures because they heard stories about "legendary jedi knights" using mythical glowing laser swords from their older siblings / parents. They want to be part of that as well but fail to realize that wielding a lightsaber isn't only frustrating, but also a challenging disadvantage that can get you killed.

Hey fuck you. The lightsaber is cool and useful because of the force, not because of weapon design. Who gives a fuck if Joe Schmoe would kill himself using one? He's not supposed to be using one anyways.

Lmao stfu, girl

NoRebuttalNoBalls

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  • 13 Nov '17
 YOLANDIVISSER

@EatAtRedLobster said:
The lightsaber is easily the most overrated fictional weapon in the last 50 years. It is horrible. Really not much good to say about it, it's super awkward and unbalanced. The overall shape is clunky and hard to grip. In fact the overall design shows no evidence of intelligent or careful planning in any way. What makes it "cool" is only it's glowing and humming, which is exactly what makes it such a distractingly bad weapon choice. Every lightsaber is pretty much the same, you just swing the thing around until you are lucky enough to block a blaster shot, and then attack someone provided you haven't already accidentally cut off your own arm or leg. Repeat that for some minutes and you've got all your lightsaber battles in a nutshell. Lightsabers are really just boring trash that are just there for the sake of being there. They serve no purpose other than keeping the viewer distracted from the bad writing with pretty humming lights. In fact, all lightsabers are exactly the same. Merely a redesign of older more effective cortosis weapons. The whole lightsaber design really is targeted towards children who buy action figures because they heard stories about "legendary jedi knights" using mythical glowing laser swords from their older siblings / parents. They want to be part of that as well but fail to realize that wielding a lightsaber isn't only frustrating, but also a challenging disadvantage that can get you killed.

Hey fuck you. The lightsaber is cool and useful because of the force, not because of weapon design. Who gives a fuck if Joe Schmoe would kill himself using one? He's not supposed to be using one anyways.