Mordhau
 Nito Ravelord
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Beware of God's Hands

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  • 12 Sep '17
 Nito Ravelord

@Knight of Rosen said:

@Nito Ravelord said:

@Ser_RacistTheToast said:

@Nito Ravelord said:
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His face is literally fucking melting.

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Brother

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  • 12 Sep '17
 Nito Ravelord

@Ser_RacistTheToast said:

@Nito Ravelord said:
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His face is literally fucking melting.

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  • 12 Sep '17
 Nito Ravelord

what the fuck did you just fucking say you ignorant fuck i'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the nobility of my country and I've been involved in numerous sieges and I have over 300 confirmed kills i have been trained by the top fighter in the world now second because of me and i'm the top pole-arm user in the entire globe you are nothing to me but another peasant i will wipe you out with poking skills the likes of which have never been seen before on this planet mark my fucking words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over parchment think again
fucker As we speak I am contacting king henry's network of spies across britain and your raven is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm maggot the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life you're fucking dead kid I can be anywhere, anytime and I can kill you in one of three pole-arm animations -- and thats just with my pole-arm not only am I extensively trained in pole-arms but I have access to one handed AND two handed swords from my arsenal and I will use them to the full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of earth you little shit If only you could have known what political retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you maybe you would have sheathed your quill but you couldn't you didn't and now you're paying the price you goddamn idiot I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it You're fucking dead kiddo

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  • 11 Sep '17
 Nito Ravelord

Praise the Meme God, praise the Glorious Devs

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  • 11 Sep '17
 Nito Ravelord

henlo
helllo you STINKY MONKEY
go eat a banana YOU UGLY

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  • 26 Aug '17
 Nito Ravelord

oh no not this again

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  • 10 Aug '17
 Nito Ravelord

@Sir Zombie said:
Yah these are old numbers
The sub-frame of the SA servers combined with the density of molecules results in a better player expirience, which is why there'll only be 5 people (the 5 people in EU without a OI6% of 10)

Digestion begins in the mouth. Spit contains salivary amylase, an enzyme that breaks down carbohydrates. It also contains mucus that lubricates food and hydrogen carbonate so that the pH is right for amylase to function. Mechanical digestion also begins in the mouth. Chewing and starch digestion turn food into a soft mass called a bolus that's ready for swallowing so that digestion can continue. And as always, thanks for reading.

(I'll be on the EU servers)

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  • 6 Aug '17
 Nito Ravelord

Some Mount and Blade here... Some The Long Dark There... Sometimes even Blackwake or UnReal World

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  • 1 Aug '17
 Nito Ravelord

@JoBe said:

@TombstoneJack said:
https://youtu.be/xCu1nYXPQC4

Talion&Celebrimbor wouldn't stand a chance

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  • 1 Aug '17
 Nito Ravelord

@EatAtRedLobster said:
While in town the baker gives you a sweetroll. Delighted, you take it into an alley to enjoy only to be intercepted by a gang of three other kids your age. The leader demands the sweetroll, or else he and his friends will beat you and take it.

A: Drop the sweetroll and step on it, then get ready for the fight.

B: Give him the sweetroll now without argument, knowing that later this afternoon you will have all your friends with you and can come and take whatever he owes you.

C: Act like you're going to give him the sweetroll, but at the last minute throw it in the air, hoping that they'll pay attention to it long enough for you to get a shot in on the leader.

B

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  • 1 Aug '17
 Nito Ravelord

said Humble while

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  • 31 Jul '17
 Nito Ravelord

Once Mordhau get released i will slaughter you for insulting the Frog Helmet

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  • 29 Jul '17
 Nito Ravelord

What in the name of God didst thou claim of me helmet, thou miserable wretch? I must inform thee that I am a knight of unsurpassed valor and I have many a time participated in raids against the French scums and have assuredly slain thirtyscore of them. I have trained in the art of war and none can challenge my combat skills. Thou art nought in my eyes but another piece of meat. I shall exterminate thee with such power and accuracy that has never before been seen upon this mortal plane, hear me now. Didst thou truly believe thou couldst slander me so upon the tapestry? Reconsider your position, fool. As I write this, I am in the process of contacting my network of assassins across the land of England and they are tracking your movements at this instant, so thou would be wise to prepare thyself for the coming storm. The storm that destroys the unfortunate object you refer to as your life. Thou art assuredly deceased, knave. I can appear at any location and at any time, and can end thy life in seventyscore ways, and that be only when using my bare hands. But I am not solely skilled in fisticuffs; I also posess access to the entirety of Duke William's armory and I will make full use of it when banishing your body from the entirety of the earth. Thou scoundrel, perhaps hadst thou known what apocalyptic vengeance thy "clever" jests were to bring upon thee thou wouldst have held thy tongue. But thou couldst not, nor did not, and now thou art paying the due price of thy actions, fool. I shall defecate fury upon thee and thou shall flounder within it. Thou art truly smote, knave.