Mordhau
 Smokingbobs
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  • 14 Jan
 Smokingbobs

Hitler was a sensitive man.

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  • 13 Jan
 Smokingbobs

Local squirrels.

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  • 13 Jan
 Smokingbobs

And regularly inside his rectum.

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  • 12 Jan
 Smokingbobs

Gore is one of the main reasons why I'm hyped for Mordhau. The more precise - you mentioned sof2 - the better. Mordhau's developers have gore as one of their top priorities; what we have seen so far is not what we will end up with. Even though it already looks gorgeous.

However, I do have to play the Kickstarter card. There's better things to focus on at the moment. But hey, who knows.. Maybe there's new gore features already that we have not yet been shown.

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  • 12 Jan
 Smokingbobs

@ToLazy4Name said:
this is why Bernie Sanders always references Denmark or wherever you're from smoking

Netherlands. Which is another "perfect" society.

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The Souls franchise is easily the most overrated franchise in the last decade. Games are horrible. Really not much RPG about it, it's super linear and repetetive. The fighting system is clunky and unresponsive, and it is not hard in a way that the game actually has intelligent AI or requires planning in any way. What makes it "hard" is again, the clunky combat. All Bosses are pretty much the same, you just roll arround until they are in their "vulnurable" phase, and then attack the shit out of them until they start swinging again. Repeat that for some minutes and you've got all your bossfights in a nutshell. Normal enemies are really just boring trash that are just there for the sake of being there. They serve no purpose other than keeping the player busy between the bosses. Infact, all Souls games are exactly the same. Merely a reskin of one another, with somewhat updated graphics. They play the same otherwise. The whole franchise really is targetet towards children that heard stories about "hard games" from their older siblings / parents. They want to be part of that aswell but fail to realize that games back then weren't hard in a frustrating way, but in a challenging one.

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Gj vanguard. You just scared away at least 10 people.

EDIT: Reason is lack of content updates. Lazy's hypothesis is likely the result.

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  • 11 Jan
 Smokingbobs

@marox said:
There is a neutral stance, we just don't switch to it automatically anymore on disarms and switch to fists instead, which is basically a "weapon". You can switch to it manually though with 0.

This.

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  • 11 Jan
 Smokingbobs

^ This is disgusting

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  • 10 Jan
 Smokingbobs

Agreed. Switching to boxing mode the moment you get disarmed looks kind of silly. These things are obviously WIP, but it can't hurt to notify the devs anyway :]

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  • 10 Jan
 Smokingbobs

@SirZombiethe3rd said:
He legend boi

The only legend I answer to is the legendary #1 player RebornChief.

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  • 10 Jan
 Smokingbobs

It's Steve Piggot. All "Mordhau" Kickstarter funds will directly support Mirage DLC helmets.

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@TruDanklord.Legit. said:

  • Smokingbobs makes some quallity memes.

I am humbled by this random compliment.

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I actually agree. Gore is at a very high priority, the devs stated; gore for stabs isn't such an implausible thing.

I believe they can decide themselves if it's worth the investment or not.

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Why did you need 9 edits if you found out how it is done tho

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Sell the idea to another developer for cash money.

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@Carlo_Mano said:

@mrjoe said:
Nothing other than hacking should get you banned perm.

What about racism ans stuff?

Fighting "indecencies" over the Internet is pretty fragile thing. One could say the heavy stuff like hardcore racism directed at an individual should be punishable. However, that is pretty much impossible to do in an online game, where the players identity - let alone race- is not a factor.

Personally I don't get offended by "cyberracism", but if it would become an established rule, I would concede.

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Using Chivalry memes in the chat.

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Kickstarter introduction video confirmed tbh

Giant abominabel cat player model Kickstarter reward tier when.

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Later on but ASAP.