Mordhau
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  • 25 Jan
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@Jax said:

@UneBaguette said:

@Havoc said:
When mordhau comes out, I'm selling everything for the kickstarter. Including the computer.

A kidney would be enough

25 schmeckles should do the trick

Grassss... tastes bad..

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  • 24 Jan
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You might get the key, but there most likely will be no lock to use it on.

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  • 24 Jan
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Dank soundtrack tbh

Really gets me hyped for what we're gonna hear in Mordhau.

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  • 24 Jan
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Enjoy your ban tbh

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  • 24 Jan
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This abomination

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938 1663
  • 24 Jan
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Topsnek

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  • 23 Jan
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Instantly knew SIEGE was here.

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  • 23 Jan
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@AngryLemur said:
Wtf is going on with the game. Are we gonna get a Dev Blog at least, ffs. I havent been here for about 3 weeks, had tests and shit, and nothing has changed. The community is still as autistic as ever, Sammy and Havoc are going at each other, and Havoc is filling the guild with alts.

The way things are going, the game will come out in October -_-

Very soon™

938 1663
  • 23 Jan
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I'd spread my asscheeks myself if that means that I get raped while playing fucking Mordhau.

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Oh.. You know. The usual.

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  • 22 Jan
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@TheDankestMeme said:

2:20 "women and other minorities"

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@UneBaguette said:
Plus, chivalry has tought me to block when the blade is about to touch my face. So i hope i wont ger fainted too hard

If everything I've seen and heard checks out, you don't have to worry too much about feint because of the baby-smooth animations alone; let alone chambering.

Morphing is when you chamber, say, a swing and change it to a stab in one motion and vice versa.

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  • 21 Jan
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@UneBaguette said:
I cant wait for it to launch. It will be like the heaven of all chivalry players who get infinetily murdered by armor plated sword wielding ballerinas.
Btw, what does imho even mean?

You will get murdered by the Chamber>morph>feint meta ;]

938 1663
  • 20 Jan
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Sprint mechanic is a CoD rip-off tbh

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@Oxbin said:

@Smokingbobs said:
There are no system requirements set in stone yet. Good news though: the lead developer (Marox) works on the game with a pretty outdated video card (GTX 560). This way he forces himself optimizes the game around pretty low specs and still hit >60 FPS.

Pretty dank tbh

What if the game is using processor more than GC?

In (modern) gaming the GPU handles the lion's share of the work. Even low-end CPUs are capable of doing their part; if your GPU is in order, you're probably good for Mordhau.

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  • 18 Jan
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There are no system requirements set in stone yet. Good news though: the lead developer (Marox) works on the game with a pretty outdated video card (GTX 560). This way he forces himself optimizes the game around pretty low specs and still hit >60 FPS.

Pretty dank tbh

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  • 17 Jan
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@Carlo_Mano said:
Why is there a naked man hanging on the palissade? I'm confused*

That's someone rocking the no-armour dodgemaster playstyle.

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  • 16 Jan
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RebornRebornChief tbh

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  • 16 Jan
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That guy with the X'es. Can't really remember his name.