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 mrjoe
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  • 2 Apr
 mrjoe

bitch ass eat

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  • 2 Apr
 mrjoe

@DerFurst said:

@mrjoe said:
DerFurst, jump off a balcony into an icey river.

that request is harder than you think, not because I wouldn't, but because those things generally aren't next to each other

jump off a mcdonalds into a volcano, joe

eat a duck and die bitch fuck

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  • 2 Apr
 mrjoe

This is beyond the fundamentals of ass can bring.

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  • 2 Apr
 mrjoe

DerFurst, jump off a balcony into an icey river.

Developers already said there's going to be different skintones, ranging from white to black black.

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  • 31 Mar
 mrjoe

One of the developers wants to do this himself, I guess as maybe an official mod (judging by his comments on similar threads)

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  • 30 Mar
 mrjoe

Really want an answer as well to #2. That'd be kickass if we could do total conversions, completely changing everything such as the theme, customization, menus, armors, etc, just having the ability to change anything in a modular fashion so it's easy to download.

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  • 29 Mar
 mrjoe

"This is different from the type of matchmaking we plan to use for bigger (16-64p) servers (which WILL ship with the game on release)"

You read this part wrong.. There's going to be casual matchmaking for the bigger (16-64p) servers, for the sake of joining servers easier, on release. Competitive matchmaking will be a different thing.

Silly south american, voce escrota, puta puta

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  • 26 Mar
 mrjoe

I'm sure there's going to be other servers in south america that aren't just in Brazil; Chile, for instance.

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  • 26 Mar
 mrjoe

who cares about this honestly

Being so technically correct about stuff is time consuming ahb AWUDHWQA

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  • 25 Mar
 mrjoe

No. you should only be able to see their stats and loadout after you die like jax said

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  • 25 Mar
 mrjoe

I was thinking about a modern mod; it'd be a nice fit to the whole "mercenary" theme and creating any warrior you want, it'd be a nice mod to fuck around with.

You and friends could make a jihadist group, gangsters, cowboys, poachers, whatever you want, it'd be fun

but i'd like the mod to have some seriousness to it too even though it'd have mostly a mess-around atmosphere, such as balance (especially to the modern firearms) and good concepts

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  • 19 Mar
 mrjoe

nao

voce escrota

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  • 17 Mar
 mrjoe

This game doesn't need ultra-realistic mechanics, just use your imagination when you play, if you kill someone by stabbing them in the breastplate just pretend that realistically you managed to get around the armor and poke 'em in a vital spot.

People always complain about wanting realism in games (It's good to have things that contribute to realism, for example, shooters that have bullet ballistics or other similar mechanics that makes things seem more real), but making a game that is mechanically realistic isn't fun, nor is it fun to play. Just try to imagine playing something that made every mechanic ultra-realistic as possible, from footwork to simply swinging your sword, it's a pain in the ass.

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  • 17 Mar
 mrjoe

I feel like 25 minutes would be a good amount of time.

I agree with das, if the competitive mode isn't as long as competitive in games like CSGO or Overwatch, that'd be great. Max could be 24 minutes, with rounds being 2 minutes long. but this is just a spew of words because i don't know what competitive's gonna be lik

Games are annoying when they expect you to grind and spend a bunch of time on it..

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  • 16 Mar
 mrjoe

I imagine that helmets technical-wise will have a "flag" or setting that disables the hair model, and will be set depending on the helm.

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  • 15 Mar
 mrjoe

I wish I had reborn's face. My girlfriend would like that so much.

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  • 15 Mar
 mrjoe

Someday I will make a comeback in the shitposting department

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  • 15 Mar
 mrjoe

That goes with everything too; if you want to change someone's mind, insulting them isn't a good way to do it.

you fucks and your amateur permacuck views on society...

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  • 14 Mar
 mrjoe

So from what I've read, horses(/w lance) spawn on the map and need to be mounted instead of there being some sort of cavalry loadout.

Can two people ride a horse at the same time? That'd be pretty cool, and could add a lot to strategy and teamwork; doesn't have to be limited to only teammates being able to ride with you, an enemy could jump on and slit your throat with their katana, throwing you off the horse and taking control, roshawn style.

What about carriages, which would be for transportation. It'd be useful on larger maps/gamemodes where your team will have to "travel", and it'd add a lot to strategy not to mention it'd be fun to fuck around with, getting a horse drawn carriage full of your teammates and then riding off a cliff.

Oh yeah, steerable boats. I think these would be really nice to see, especially with a map dedicated to their use; a Medieval ohama beach-like siege?

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  • 14 Mar
 mrjoe

Whatever happens in the game happens hahahahahahah they don't need suggestions anymore hahahahaha.