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 mrjoe
  • Likes received 1041
  • Date joined 26 Oct '15
  • Last seen 22 Sep

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  • 9 Sep
 mrjoe

@Sir Zombie said:
That last guy really makes it look like they copied Chiv imho

Go fuck yourself.

1476 1041
  • 27 Aug
 mrjoe

VIA TO MAR TA CU

1476 1041
  • 27 Aug
 mrjoe

VOCE minha AMORZINHA BEBE <3

1476 1041
  • 27 Aug
 mrjoe

My facial features are a lot more attractive than yours. I got above average bone structure. Jump off a bridge, your a piece of ass, you're little way of trying to come back at me is an intriguing display of weakness so eat a bag of cunt.

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  • 23 Aug
 mrjoe

@Ares said:
Im now standing infront of an impossible task. I want to play this game non stop on the first day, sadly its also my girlfriends birthday.

You'd rather sit on your ass and get fat? You're mental state is a little fucked. Jump off a bridge.

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  • 22 Jul
 mrjoe

You are ltierally a fucking nerd. Get a girlfriend and stop worryin about android platofrm

1476 1041
  • 1 Jul
 mrjoe

shade smooth that pommel and handle idiot

1476 1041
  • 2 Apr
 mrjoe

bitch ass eat

1476 1041
  • 2 Apr
 mrjoe

@DerFurst said:

@mrjoe said:
DerFurst, jump off a balcony into an icey river.

that request is harder than you think, not because I wouldn't, but because those things generally aren't next to each other

jump off a mcdonalds into a volcano, joe

eat a duck and die bitch fuck

1476 1041
  • 2 Apr
 mrjoe

This is beyond the fundamentals of ass can bring.

1476 1041
  • 2 Apr
 mrjoe

DerFurst, jump off a balcony into an icey river.

Developers already said there's going to be different skintones, ranging from white to black black.

1476 1041
  • 31 Mar
 mrjoe

One of the developers wants to do this himself, I guess as maybe an official mod (judging by his comments on similar threads)

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  • 30 Mar
 mrjoe

Really want an answer as well to #2. That'd be kickass if we could do total conversions, completely changing everything such as the theme, customization, menus, armors, etc, just having the ability to change anything in a modular fashion so it's easy to download.

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  • 29 Mar
 mrjoe

"This is different from the type of matchmaking we plan to use for bigger (16-64p) servers (which WILL ship with the game on release)"

You read this part wrong.. There's going to be casual matchmaking for the bigger (16-64p) servers, for the sake of joining servers easier, on release. Competitive matchmaking will be a different thing.

Silly south american, voce escrota, puta puta

1476 1041
  • 26 Mar
 mrjoe

I'm sure there's going to be other servers in south america that aren't just in Brazil; Chile, for instance.

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  • 26 Mar
 mrjoe

who cares about this honestly

Being so technically correct about stuff is time consuming ahb AWUDHWQA

1476 1041
  • 25 Mar
 mrjoe

No. you should only be able to see their stats and loadout after you die like jax said

1476 1041
  • 25 Mar
 mrjoe

I was thinking about a modern mod; it'd be a nice fit to the whole "mercenary" theme and creating any warrior you want, it'd be a nice mod to fuck around with.

You and friends could make a jihadist group, gangsters, cowboys, poachers, whatever you want, it'd be fun

but i'd like the mod to have some seriousness to it too even though it'd have mostly a mess-around atmosphere, such as balance (especially to the modern firearms) and good concepts

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  • 19 Mar
 mrjoe

nao

voce escrota

1476 1041
  • 17 Mar
 mrjoe

This game doesn't need ultra-realistic mechanics, just use your imagination when you play, if you kill someone by stabbing them in the breastplate just pretend that realistically you managed to get around the armor and poke 'em in a vital spot.

People always complain about wanting realism in games (It's good to have things that contribute to realism, for example, shooters that have bullet ballistics or other similar mechanics that makes things seem more real), but making a game that is mechanically realistic isn't fun, nor is it fun to play. Just try to imagine playing something that made every mechanic ultra-realistic as possible, from footwork to simply swinging your sword, it's a pain in the ass.