Mordhau
 Tim_Fragmagnet
Knight
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mfw xekratos is the biggest normie to have ever used the internet

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Max blease
the surcoat
we needs it

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if anything TTK is too long.

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we'll get depression

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D e ad g aem e REeEEeeeEee
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@crushed said:

@Lionheart Chevalier said:
Why would any one appreciate this community?

Everyone's an ape who laughs while spamming look down morph feints with Greatsword. Spinning is alive and well. Half the newbie posts get welcomed with a hail of dung from screeching baboons who immediately tell them to use the search function. Why would anyone brand new think to use a search tab when they see a potential issue in gameplay videos? Then there's the 2h elitests who insist shields should be beaten down with decreased stamina or kick stun. If kick stun felt bad for 2h elitests why would it feel good for 1h peasants?

This game has been designed by cavemen for cavemen. Duelyards make me feel like I'm in a Geico commercial. Kick stun is so easy a caveman can do it.

Oog boog! Big kick! Puny shield man die nao!

Oh wait but kicking is easy to bait and requires skill and planning so now shields are getting slower and clunkier to make kicking easier. Kick stun will be so easy a caveman can (hopefully?) spam it next patch. Meanwhile both parry and shield hit boxes are astronomically yuge... where are the leg hits?

Not to mention there's South American commies all over these forums. As if Nazis and Europeans weren't bad enough.

Oh and don't even get me started on the miserable creatures who complain about women in Mordhau. Yes, the harsh reality of women in Mordhau will be porno screaming, Executioner sword-wielding, hentai princesses controlled by fat, sweaty neck beards... but what can you do? I know, I know, it's tough being male, middle class and white... but it's 2019, we must have female and genderless avatars and YES, unfortunately we must have black people, too.

This community is gay.

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The sword at 1:06 goes super spin mode
the one at 1:18 does as well

S H I T G A M E ???? ? ? ? ?? ? ?

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MFW the actual real tabard is called "draped cuirass" but the fake movie gay shit that isn't really anything is called "tabard"

fix the fucking names of everything reeee.

Also now that we have a real Tabard. (Which looks far batter than previous iterations of cloth covers due to actually being thin)

It's time for medium armor to get its rightful piece.

GIVE

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Nah you posted normie anime garbage

post real shit instead

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Normie weeb target acquired




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@Runagate said:
Mordhau tries to be quite historically accurate with equipment.

lol

spiked armor looks stupid regardless

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gibe flabll

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at some point

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Is Dere Flayl
EBBS Dii

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$29.99 with 10% discount

(people waiting to buy the game)

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Just optimize the game 4head

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mordhau 2016

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If anything, using a 2 handed weapon in mordhau is normie shit, it's the 1 handed weapon boys that are elitists. Especially the ones who don't use shields.

If the 2h elitists were crying, it'd be that they didn't want 3p nerfed, because they'd be abusing it too.

If anything, you should be talking about first person elitists

This brought to you by your resident walking casino.
If you gamble 100% of the time and don't know what you're doing, you will confuse the enemy.

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just make chivalry 2

it's that easy

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@Christian2222 said:
Do you get rekt by horses a lot sir?

not as much as your mom