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@✵ Legate Lanius ✵ said:
Chiv MW did not have any proper competitor. So of course many stayed for years. Then games like for honor and others came out, chiv was abandonned for Mirage which its name is fitting for its release, then it started shifting to what is now 200 players on Chiv.

No one in the melee games community cared about for honor, very few, if any, left for it, because it's not an actual melee game.

Literally NO ONE wanted mirage, and TB had abandoned chiv long before mirage.

The only reason the chiv player count went down is because Mordhau became a thing.We were all so excited about chivalry but with not shit combat, and now that we're all so invested in liking this game, we can't go back. It's not chivalry but with better combat. It's better combat wrapped up in an extremely boring game.

Think of it this way.

We would not have played chivalry for nearly as long had it had the mordhau maps and atmosphere. It would have been a complete fucking joke that probably would have killed the genre for a while.

Now imagine Mordhau if it had the chivalry atmosphere and maps.

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@ToLazy4Name said:
epic game store LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL dead on arrival

Yeah we all hate EGS, no shit.

Had mordhau not used steamworks, it'd probably be on EGS too and we'd all hate it just as much.

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Chivalry 1's combat was a trash heap.
And we all talk about how shit it was

yet we all played it.

for years
and years
and years

It had a killer gamemode, and incredible atmosphere and drive.

Comparatively, mordhau has a joke of a gamemode, an extremely lackluster and boring atmosphere with no care put into it, and literally no drive to the game at all.

grounded map settings are boring, combined with the fact that you're literally just 2 groups of people fighting for probably no reason, and the fact that these 2 groups are unique in literally no way

on top of the fact that frontline is fucking trash

I don't care how good your gameplay is, if your game is fucking boring.

Chivalry wasn't boring.
Mordhau currently is.

Yes, the combat and animations in the chiv 2 trailer look like a fucking joke.

But everything else?
Everything else looked great.

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S tier: best maps always amazing to see and play in, everyone enjoys them
A tier: preddy gud generally enjoyed by most people
B tier: it's alright
C tier: Not anyone's top picks but they'll play them
D tier: you don't want to play this map
E tier: people leave the server when this map comes up
F tier: if this map is picked, leave the server, close your game, come back tomorrow.

S tier


A tier


B tier

Updated taiga

C tier


D tier

old taiga

E tier


F tier


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Where the fuck is my 540 degree FOV

shit's fucking gay

game is just cashgrab trash

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how to fix crossroads

literally remove it from frontlines

or the entire fucking game

it's a shit map that should never have been released.

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As above, the FOV in game is vertical, with the max cap being 101, at an aspect ratio of 16:9, that is 130 horizontal FOV.

If you have a wider monitor, you get a wider FOV.

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@SerJaGGsaW said:
imagine spending like 20-30 minutes making a thread where you presume to rate all the weapons in the game

Not going to lie

I put halberd in S tier, and then just started placing shit at random. It took me like 2 minutes.

welcome to the community

if someone says something is serious or isn't a meme

it's a meme.

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he's #1 in the EU because no one else wants to play with him.

So he's never lost because he fights bots. 1 at a time. Because duels are a reliable metric of all skill in melee games.

also because no one else exists in the EU and if you say otherwise you're probably on some of that heroin the EU loves so much.

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that thing you guys like about maps

where you progress through them towards the enemy base to win

yeah we don't got that here

that thing a lot of you hate



yeah we got a lot of it

hope you like glorified king of the hill

and spawning into cavalry since the spawn points are unprotected for some fucking reason

also I really hope you like it when one team steals all the cavalry.

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G tier: God tier, literally nothing beats this
S tier: All the players that pretend to be good use these because it's easy
A tier: A lot of normies probably use these weapons
B tier: Even more normies use these weapons
C tier: players with actual skill use these and are good with them
D tier: actually just trash weapons

G Tier:

being a retard in chat

S tier:

mashing LMB with the fucking messer

A tier:

recurve bow
executioner's sword

B tier:

pole axe
battle axe
blacksmith hammer
bastard sword

C tier:

throwing axe
Arming Sword
throwing knife

D tier:

training sword
wooden mallet

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what the FUCK is this nonsense

really though
how in the fuck do you rate throwing axes D tier

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have you tried not getting hit

Try playing with no armor on for a while, you'll learn footwork nice and quick that way.
Because if you make a mistake


you die.

Armor is a crutch for players who want second chances when they make mistakes.

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players are exactly 200cm unless that has been changed.

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nah they dead as shit

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tfw people complaining about the mythical 2H elitism

while also being dumb enough to forget that bows require 2 hands as well.

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what in the fuck even happened in this thread. Also that's a really good pasta, holy shit.

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@GAYFISH said:
it's absolutely useless outside of duels and pubstomping

There's competitive play
There's duels
There's casual pub play.

of the 3 types of gameplay, you say it works in 2 of them.

The one you say it doesn't work in, is the kind where large swathes of equipment and playstyles are ignored and deemed nonexistant due to the fact that they aren't as efficient or statistically relevent, and never really has true balance because the word meta exists.

Seems like dodge works to me.

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The chainmail armor piece we N E E D.

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Trust me.

Dodge works.

It requires experienced timing, and ideally you have a large amount of experience with footwork in melee games.

But it absolutely works.

It's just not "press dodge button to not take damage, ez" which is what you seem to expect.

For those chivalry vanguard mains, unironically try out the dodge perk, using it properly requires utilizing a lot of the same concepts in mordhau that a good vanguard player would in chivalry.