Team objective where
it's funny because hussar wings weren't actually attached to the armor as that'd be fucking retarded
they were in holsters attached to the saddle
oh it's very clear that he's being an asshole, but 1 firepot or an axe will get you out of there
imagine being so fucking stupid that you don't even know how to respawn with a firepot or axe
"can't play with only fists"
not with that attitude
sounds like quitter talk to me
yo could we get a fuckin ranked duel server for down here in Antarctica
F I S T S
thats like the number 1 most retarded chiv mechanic you could possibly bring over
thats like the number 1 most retarded chiv mechanic you could possibly bring over
vanguard charge would like to have a word with you
I miss teleporting through space and time to one shot other vanguards :(
or just break the ballista after the first vote kick fails
gamers rise up
also, keeping this thread alive IS a shitpost.
Because this thread makes people on both sides mad.
Also, imagine unironiclaly using the term "breed" in regards to human reproduction.
Incel spotted amirite boys.
Ah yes, because we all know that statements people make on the internet are always 100% in line with their political and world views, and aren't just shitty jokes and sarcasm that are completely irrelevant to their actual views and beliefs. Because they are clearly not made by a generation raised under the blanket of safety called ambiguous anonymity provided by the internet.
Then again, people have been making statements irrelevant to their own views and beliefs under the safety of ambiguous anonymity for a long long time now.
My personal favorite.
"Shooting women is lots of fun, try killing one that's pregnant son, you'll get two for the price of one. Napalm sticks to kids."
It's called desensitization and the lack of giving a fuck because none of it fucking matters in the end.
If people were to say these things in person, in real life. Yes, I agree, they would need to feel the repercussions.
However this is the internet.They aren't going to crawl through your monitor and drop some fucking mustard gas in your room while screaming heil hitler and searching for your jewish friends.
If it really bothers you that much.
Use the mute function.
Or turn the chat off.
Crying like a fucking bitch on the forums and internet is less mature than they are being.
You're literally going up to some random stranger and going "SIR, SIR, HE SAID A BAD WORD AND I CAN'T FIND MY MOMMY TO TELL ON HIM"
The random stranger doesn't give a fuck, because you're a 20+ year old adult (probably).
If anything, he's probably more worried about your mental health than mr bad word's.
Both sides are being fucking retarded.
The problem, is that the autistic dumbasses are generally consolidating their retardation to one corner of the room. Yet people like you, however, see this, and start running around the room screaming about how you don't like them being there. When there's a door 10ft to your left.
The irony, is that hunting down all the bad word bois on the internet and trying to silence them.
It's kinda like what hitler did to the jewish people of europe.
According to your point of view that things on the internet are always 100% relevent and accurate. Saying nazi shit makes you a nazi.
Then, what the fuck does acting like a nazi make YOU?
According to your point of view, you are trying to silence and remove those whose views and beliefs differ from your own, simply because you do not agree with them.
So what the fuck does that make you then?
The world didn't go to war with the nazis because hitler was an angry angry man saying mean things.
The world went to war with the nazis because they were killing millions of innocent people and taking things that weren't theirs.
You're acting like you're fighting against actual real nazis, and that you're a hero because of it.
You're not a hero, you're a jackass looking for a reason to be a jackass.
Yet in the end.
It's the internet.
99% of the time everything that someone says is completely irrelevant to what they actually fucking believe.
Going "HEE HEE ECKS DEE HALL OF COST" doesn't make you a nazi.
It makes you a dumbass.
it's funny because I predicted this all long before anything.
I said flat out, mordhau is going to inherit chivalry's community.
I then explicitly stated that all the normies won't be able to handle the chivalry community.
Yes, it is possible to go too far, Lazy knows that all too well.
But for 99% of people, what they're doing is just normal trash tier shitposting mid game.
If you don't like what you find on the internet, and you don't have the mental capacity to turn off chat or mute people, fight the bots. Although, at that point the bots would probably upset you by fighting back anyway.
In short. If "ECKS DEE HALL OF COST" upsets you,
Because the shitposters who HAVE grown up, still shitpost, and they do so extremely virulently in an underhanded manner. You're just too stupid to notice or understand it.
Just like you're too stupid to know what virulently means, so you had to fucking google it. You baby.
your color choices disappoint me.
as does your choice of face.
and really everything else you chose
all you fucking normies use heavy armor.
so many fucking same old same old plate armor people
use something else
also, in mordhau, armor is quite literally by definition, a crutch.
when all the pubs just let you LMB their head.
oh one of these threads
likely started by a player that is sub par at archery
the truth is
with the current archery, if you're actually not trash at it
you're going to piss off a lot of people in the server.
you mean stopping your windup?
like how you do in real life? youknow, to start moving it forward?
I feel like I should also clear something else up.
I'm not bashing on the overall quality of the art and maps in the game.
This is content most likely none of us could have ever made. They're objectively pretty. But they're also generic, stale, and otherwise sub optimal.
(it's good art, it's just not the art we're looking for)
Mountain Peak is a good example. It's a pretty map, that with some blizzard effects, would be pretty fucking cool (oh my god that's a pun). The huge problem with it is that 2/3 of the entire fucking map serve no purpose and are completely pointless. "flanking" you say. What the fuck do you mean flanking when people just spend the entire game on the flanks and never capture the points.
Your maps need to complement (not compliment, look it up) your mode, and your mode needs to take advantage of everything your maps have to offer.
90% of crossroads literally serves no purpose as it's a KOTH map and should just be put into its own rotation because it's pretty much a completely different mode. The reception of crossroads would have been FAR less negative if it was introduced as a new KOTH mode.
Camp's objectives swerve in a zig-zag and create large zones of pointless TDM in the middle of the map. On top of the fact that this map takes place during the middle of the day on an open field. It's the most boring map we have in the game. Give it rain, make it darker, it will be interesting to look at then.
Taiga is actually visually interesting, it's set in interesting lighting while also having an interesting overall visual design. The problem it still has, however, it's basically just a glorified TDM map.
Grad is getting near to how a map SHOULD be. What it NEEDS, is a change in lighting, and a ram objective to bust open the gate in the castle once you clear the barricades out of the way. "but there's already big holes in the castle you could run through" Yeah, well close those up and add spawn ramps like how mountain peak has them in the side of its castle walls. "but this would make it blue sided" Yeah, well time to make team objective.
Stop setting your maps in the middle of a clear day, it's sterile. Give it clouds and rain, give it wind and have leaves being blown off trees into the middle of the battle, flashes of lightning light up the darkened battlefield, sandstorms, thick knee high mist, a fucking eclipse. ANYTHING to make it not just "another day".
Crossroads is a good test in dramatic lighting, but it's obviously way too strong because quite a few people have issues with target ID in the middle of the map.
We all love this game, and want it to become even better. And while I may seem like I'm ripping apart pointless parts of the game to make issues that aren't actually there, well. Lets put it this way.
Do you want mordhau to be a flash in the pan like the majority of games nowadays? Or do you want mordhau to keep going, and going, and going?
Chivalry's gameplay was TRASH. Yet it kept going, and going, and going. Not because it didn't have competition, but because it was exciting and engaging, DESPITE the huge flaws in its gameplay.
If Chivalry went on for as long as it did with its gameplay.
How fucking long will Mordhau go for if it gets to where it needs to be?
Also for those wondering, @crushed works on weapon balance and animations. He doesn't do any work related to this thread and doesn't matter here, he's just upset that people are laughing at him because of the heavy handaxe balance.
The devs we're looking for are:
@marox as the lead dev (he posted while I was writing this and I had to edit the whole thing god damnit)
@elwebbaro as the lead art dev
@Vesanus as the level design dev
@Grator works on maps too.
The work these devs have done as a mostly inexperienced team is incredible. There is no denying it. They just needed this push in the right direction to make Mordhau unstoppable.
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