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 TheEmeraldArcher
Knight
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@DerFurst said:

@TheEmeraldArcher said:
Long time interest in weapon history, with medieval Europe being one of my favorite time periods. Chiv was the only pvp medieval multiplayer game I was aware of at the time so I mainly got into it because of this.

I mained archer because of my interest in the sport in reality. I stuck with it because of the satisfaction brought about by targeting and shooting melee "gods" down like a sick dog, spreading cancer beyond belief.

Long time interest in cancer, with medieval Europe being one of my favorite time periods. Cancer was the first cancer i was aware of at the time so I mainly got into it because of this.

I mained cancer because of my interest in cancer. I stuck with it because of the satisfaction in bringing cancer to the melee "gods", spreading archery beyond belief.

Accurate translation

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@Rattsknecht said:
Just draw a gay sword tbh

A katana?

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Long time interest in weapon history, with medieval Europe being one of my favorite time periods. Chiv was the only pvp medieval multiplayer game I was aware of at the time so I mainly got into it because of this.

I mained archer because of my interest in the sport in reality. I stuck with it because of the satisfaction brought about by targeting and shooting melee "gods" down like a sick dog, spreading cancer beyond belief.

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@Monkeytoes said:

@TheEmeraldArcher said:

@TheDankestMeme said:
sorry but this meme is mine now

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sorry but this meme is mine now

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@TheDankestMeme said:
sorry but this meme is mine now

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@Whisper said:
Delet this

Delet ur makeup

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Anyone else notice the Witch Hunter hat from the gameplay?

It's a renaissance wide-brim hat, I know, it's just typically you see the witch hunter archetypes in games wearing these things.

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@Monkeytoes said:

@SirLancelot said:

@Monkeytoes said:
In the title, you mispelled the word 'armor'. You spelt it "armour", fool.

In Canada and the UK the correct spelling is "armour" but in America its "armor"

America is better than Canada and the UK, therefore 'armor' is spelt 'a-r-m-o-r'. Checkmate.

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@Yirtox said:

@rob_owner said:
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What happened in your childhood

a rob owner

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You forget that I can sniff high quality cancer from a mile away.

I might even come to a UK server just to extract cancer from you, you gravy-cheeked, yellow bellied rainbow fairy

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@Sammy said:
Best armour is subjective tbh, my favourite could be the first set.

Don't kid yourself fgt, everyone knows your favorite will be curvaceous female plate armor with a codpiece

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@crushed said:
The best looking cosmetics will take quite a while to get.

Lord Marox's Helm- unlocked Soon™

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cY4qWx4

Tfw you find out the shitposters addresses by ip tracking

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That's the only buckler there is

The round shield from chiv is not a buckler.

The thing pictured with the other weapons is a Targe I believe. I'm advocating for the little belt buckler, as seen by my photos

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Buckler

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Pros

*Cheapest to equip of any shield (smallest space taken)

*Less of a hazard for getting kicked

*Great to use to compliment your backup weapon

*Held parry like any shield

Cons

*Least protection of any shield

*more stam drain than a bigger shield when blocking, but still less than parrying with your 1h weapon.

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make it below your avatar and text-only and it's problem solved.

"ET UT ANNUNTIETUR MORBO ET IUSTITIA"

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I hope different shades of green are allowed as trim colors for each team just so that I can recreate my meme persona in the game no matter what team I'm on

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@Rattsknecht said:
Pidor man thread.

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