Mordhau
 TheEmeraldArcher
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A bigger target would be ez tbh

Practicing in a manner where you always succeed keeps you from doing better.

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Damnit Tim you beat me to it

https://www.artstation.com/artist/bori3d/albums/57329

Here is the page with some mordhau weapons. In case people are too dumb to click the arrows on tim's link

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If I had an award what would it be Lincs?

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Why would anyone think European martial arts are ineffective when Europe kicked everybody else's ass?

The main thing that increases the impact of a warhammer to be more than a sword is the allocation of mass. A warhammer is top heavy, which creates a much greater moment and, therefore, impact at the end of the weapon.

A swords mass is all in the handle, making it very nimble when held in the typical fashion but heavily counteracting its ability to provide any sort of impact and stopping power.

When held in the mordhau stance however the mass is now allocated at the end of the weapon, effectively creating a powerful bludgeon

@siege, a katana is not cutting through plate armor lol

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@Smokingbobs said:

@Jax said:
so smokingbobs what defines new? 249 posts or less?

Anyone that wouldn't understand that there are no hard feelings when it's going down. This forum's hard core knows how they can talk to one another, but you can't expect new members to understand it's not serious when they're received by a - in their mind - welcoming committee of absolute cunts.

When in doubt, be polite.

Fuck you fgt stop moderating and make some god damn distilled 100% from concentrate dank memes you cuck before I grab you by the pussy!

(was this good?)

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I'm pretty sure he is one of Marox's bitches tbh

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@Humble Staff said:
That piece of paper sure felt his ass touched, you'll get him next time. Keep going Austin, love to see you do what you love.

That piece of paper was literally 5inch x 4 inch

It's more or less a marker for me to see how close I get at 45yds than anything. Hitting it is an amazing bullseye

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@ToLazy4Name said:

@TheEmeraldArcher said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
record your own damn videos Austin you're driving your dad up the wall

He actually did it voluntarily but yeah if I could I'd record myself and not get awkwardly narrarated.

I just quite simply don't have the equipment

okay so you take that camera right

okay and get this you ready okay listen

you take that camera and you put it down and turn it in the direction the arrow is going

It's an android phone, good luck with that my crackuh

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@ToLazy4Name said:
record your own damn videos Austin you're driving your dad up the wall

He actually did it voluntarily but yeah if I could I'd record myself and not get awkwardly narrarated.

I just quite simply don't have the equipment

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Give it to higher beings that do not have monobrows

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@NotDankestMemeButClose said:

@Frizze said:

@Zack said:

@Valmirius said:
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XDDDD

Oh yea do the ironic ecksdee like your fucking alt account joke was funny at all you autistic nuisance

I agree with him, alt accounts needs to be stopped.

This isn't my alt. I have none tbh

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@RayRumpus said:
That weapon is a good primitive device, it was effective and efficient for its time, but today it will not do much good. I suggest upgrading to biological or nuclear weaponry instead of sticking to primitive weaponry, as it is not as good today as it was thousands of years ago.

I've been developing the NASA rocket nuclear loominarty warhead arrow for quite some time. Have no fear

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@CaptainGaymer said:
emerald get dis

https://www.archeryonline.com/products/pine-ridge-archery-target-stand?gclid=CMnByrHN-tECFVa5wAodMDYILA

gay

Not fond of the idea to spend good money on something thats simply going to get shot at tbh.

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@Xekratos said:
Nice bow tbh. I'd buy one if I had money.

Make one, its what I did lol

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MAKE SURE YOU WATCH IN 1080P IF POSSIBLE. Was filmed on a phone so itll look really bad if you don't. Plus it will allow you to see the arrows in flight.

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@Havoc said:

@Sammy said:
http://i.gifntext.com/VMTBHHxLpa.gif

why does Marox have a weebana?

My thoughts exactly