Mordhau
 TheEmeraldArcher
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Who tf leaked footage of my prototype testing......

Watch the news closely fellas

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@Sammy said:
Me up front with shield.
Tim behind me poking people.

And me behind Tim shooting people.

gg

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Projecting cancer in a most professional manner so as to enrageth mine enemies and to demolish any form of good-spirit players might obtain.

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Just an average sharia-follower tbh

He is fine

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same thing tbh

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The other thread wasn't a meme, but rather a cunning and intellectual joke

"Those who are rational will take more blunt damage and those who are irrational will take more blade damage"

In other words he is saying only irrational people don't use plate armor.

My intellect fails me on this one, it might actually be a meme or its above my head. One or the other.

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inb4 mordhau becomes the new star citizen

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no no you see,

When peanuts are active its ok and we respect that.

When almonds are active we call them sluts

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@Jax said:
^ you're telling me you've never milked an almond?

1313104

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@Pencilman said:
Parrying someone with the buckler should stagger them so that you get a free hit.

.............

creepy-kys.jpg

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As I have stated earlier, the Buckler should just be a alternative that takes up the least inventory of any shield.

I'd also really enjoy seeing it, as prevalent as it was in the time period.

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I'm done working on this cancer until perfectionism (inevitably) strikes again. Hopefully it won't.

Enjoy fgt cucks. Gonna play this to a montage of all you fgts getting shot in the alpha.

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Am I actually Lazy's more cancerous alt?

This and many more on the next episode of "Soon™"!

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This is now a EMERALD ARCHER thread

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@DOESNOTCOMPUTE said:
I can feel it, any day now. Soon we get the devblog 4.

rofl haha

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@ToLazy4Name said:

@Ranten said:
Why do people think our spine is made out of paper. It is very elastic and durable

Because while humans are very resilient creatures, once you breach the threshold to injure us we start to crumple pretty fucking fast.

Y'know, you break a human's leg and he'll be fine, but if you break a deer's leg it's gonna hobble off and fucking die, but if you land one clean punch to a human's head there's a good chance he's not getting up while punching a deer is gonna do fuck all.

Armor

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DON'T REVIVE DEAD THREADS! NECROMANCY IS CANCEROUS

USE THE SEARCH BAR FUNCTION! DON'T MAKE NEW THREADS ABOUT THE SAME STUFF!