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 TheEmeraldArcher
Knight
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Might wanna keep away from that Sammy

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If video games and chess become Olympic sports, mathematics should also

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I like guns but they need more cancer.

In all seriousness I got into archery simply because I could easily make everything myself and reuse everything. I just like to shoot. I'm a pretty good shot with a rifle if I dare say so myself

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Become straight and start a family

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Dipping arrows in the vast amounts of cancerous threads present here

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That's what the lizards want you to think. They assassinated me, but Ullr, Norse god of cancer, deemed my cancer projection necessary for the world and gave me a second chance

Welcome home junior!

In the meantime I've been experimenting with nuclear warhead arrows that also release cancer mutagen cells into the area. That'll get those filthy Jews! Don't worry kiddo!

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@Sammy said:

You're fucking gay dude.

Am I fulfilling your fantasies?

@Monkeytoes said:
why

The moment I saw your profile pic I knew that you'd be challenging my position as the lord of cancer in this realm. I had to eliminate the competition

Just be glad it wasn't one of my cancer-tipped arrows, patent pending. The circumstances made me revert to more primitive javelin cancer

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I practice cancer projection (archery) if that counts

I've done some casual fencing here and there with various weapons but nothing too elaborate

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May we never speak of xekratos' death

I'm as straight as an arrow I promise

This makes two times I was the ruthless crazy mofo survivalist who died in a very anti climactic way

Must be an omen

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Wait how did crush die and then heal himself to kill again....?

King Peasant did something similar

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Anything involving chocolate with either mint or peanut butter

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Tfw Teripper isn't enough to market your game

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@Xekratos said:

@TheEmeraldArcher said:
dips arrows in thread

Why because it's so damn toxic?

All of my arrows are dipped in cancer remember?

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dips arrows in thread

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dips arrows in this thread

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I'm honestly quite surprised I haven't been banned yet tbh

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I've been mining salt and cancer from these forums since I've joined if that counts