Mordhau
 TheEmeraldArcher
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We said dank, not gay

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@Jax said:
There's a cool book called Swordsman of The British Empire, it has a bunch of first-hand accounts of the British being imperial as fuck and cutting people in half with sabers, I'd reccoment that. It can be a pretty dry read though

I'm going to go out on a limb and assume this is from horseback.

I find it hard to believe someone being cut in half on foot using a one handed saber.

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@crushed said:

@DOESNOTCOMPUTE said:

@Jax said:
I instantly thought of Mordhau when I saw this. How do you handle the gore in Mordy?

http://www.pcgamer.com/the-dark-art-of-creating-gorgeous-death-animations/

These games are very very over the top in terms of gore and death animations, the trick to an immersive experience is in the sound design anyway. I think they spoke about reducing the decapitations etc in one of the dev blogs so don't expect massive amounts of gore.

There is a massive amount of gore in Mordhau, it's a very brutal game.

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@SirZombiethe3rd said:

@TheEmeraldArcher said:

@rob_owner said:
I think it would be cool to have the player look paler the less health they had

Everyone would play a black guy to mask their health though

Being pale would be really obvious on dark skin, you should be an albino imho.

The point is they would only change to a lighter shade that is already selectable in character creation

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@rob_owner said:
I think it would be cool to have the player look paler the less health they had

Everyone would play a black guy to mask their health though

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I'd like to add this for each individual weapon as well tbh, with it listing your top weapon as well

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Everyone should go wait for this vaporware somewhere ese tbh.

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better fat than having monobrow tbh

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kek I'll just shoot all you fgts

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StatTrak™ Lord's Peasant Killer Longsword

Wen

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So long as moving the camera is not possible without moving your character too, like 1p, and the camera is even closer to your shoulder than Last of Us, we should be fine.

The Last of Us's 3rd person was pretty good because you could still get snuck up on. The multiplayer in that game was my favorite multiplayer of any shooter. Had a great campaign that overshadowed it, but that multiplayer was friggin genius.

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@SIEGE said:

@Smokingbobs said:
Grassss... tastes bad..

Said the goat!

RAPE!

Said the goat!

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Why not just shoot people?!?

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Fixed overdone reverb

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@Jax said:
M17? If you're referring to the SCAR-H (mk.17), no those are only for cool dudes with beards and a kill count higher than my age

Nope

M17 is the designation for the sig p320 handgun replacing the m9

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this is that type of video where you don't notice you have a raging
boner until after the video is finished and your grandma was in the room so now shit is mad awkward but your grandma slowly unzips your pants and you're surprisingly okay with this and so is she. after the sex, your grandmother lights up a cigarette but dies from inhaling too much smoke. you run to your mom's room crying because your grandma just died but it's too late. All you see is me, plowing down on your mom's ass, fucking her into the next dimension. I am now your father. "Go to your fucking room and do your work. none of them stupid computer games for a whole week" i say as i chug another beer. and kids that's how I, Ted Mosby, met your mother continues to beat kids - the story of literally every white kid in lower middle class homes from the 90's old blink-182 plays "parents suuuUUUUuUuUUuuck" Ted Mosby comes back and breaks the stereo he's drunk as shit and unstoppable. "I'll fucking beat your ass", says Ted, as he grabs your vintage baseball bat signed by some black player from the 80's or some shit and swings full force into your jaw. you can't speak. you call for your mom but Ted Mosby has already killed her too. Ted Mosby breaks the window open and cartwheels
into the sky on his JD Razor. Ted Mosby is king. Ted Mosby will fuck you.

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@jax have you gotten your hands on one of those m17s or is that just for the army