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 Bodkin
Knight
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  • 21 Sep
 Bodkin

Triple commenting is a brain dead mechanic

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  • 20 Sep
 Bodkin

At least therealDrNick agrees...

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  • 20 Sep
 Bodkin

If you want the ultimate stinky peasant experience then just apply for government housing and work minimum wage tbh

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  • 19 Sep
 Bodkin

@Democracy said:
Hey, I’m a Kickstarter backer for release, and I received my code and installed the game.

Unfortunately, it never gets past the loading stage, it seems to launch in borderless windowed mode, but I can still see my taskbar, it loads infinitely, changing the text at the bottom, which I have now learnt by heart, and cannot be close apart from from Task Manager, where it is listed as not responding.

I’ve tried restarting my PC, Steam, the game, reinstalling and reinstalling on a different drive. None of the above worked, any help would be appreciated, as I’m pretty excited to play the game after all this time.

Pretty sure it's not a bug.

Game has taken a while to boot since release. Like 5+ minutes for me

Leave it open and see if it ever starts instead of just trying to fix it immediately. It might just be the game.

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  • 19 Sep
 Bodkin

Tbh how are some of you guys getting those really cool high-def pics anyway?

Is theater mode working now?

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  • 19 Sep
 Bodkin

I had a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.

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  • 16 Sep
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@Ser Arthur Dayne said:
Im in the dev video yes :D

Also glad to see some other faces like >Herb, Bob, Prince, Fish and Cswic

At 8:10 I am shown dying a horrible death

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  • 12 Sep
 Bodkin

The primary reason I dislike overdone overhead drags with waterfalls and all that is that many times the timing difference between getting instant hit in the face and getting waterfalled is so miniscule that unless you crouch turtle, there are literally zero reliable ways to read them. You almost have to guess if this one will be the accel or not, because of the loose turncaps on very draggy weapons like LS and Messer. Like the difference between them instant hitting you or looking away at the right time is so close together man, I see no possible way to consistently block them other than forcing the block by running at it. Most of the time I can't even punish a miss if I dodge without a superspeed weapon because these weapons also tend to have fast combos

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  • 12 Sep
 Bodkin

Peppuhrij fawm remembuhz

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  • 11 Sep
 Bodkin

I thought Agatha MAA had a sallet?

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  • 9 Sep
 Bodkin

@wizardish said:
That clip is a morph, not a feint. I don't blame you though, it visually looks like a feint.

Late morphs look exactly like janky feints now tbh.

The extended morph window goes past the animation-blending limits I think.

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  • 9 Sep
 Bodkin

@Baba Ji

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  • 5 Sep
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When I search it, I am at the top of the list (lol) and the rest is nothing but other chivalry people. Like literally the whole first 2 pages

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All,

I don't think I am the only one to notice this, but both the Crossbow and Recurve bow are heavily cutomizable and can be made to be very personal looking. Hell the crossbow can even get COD-tier with the gold metal and black wood.

Meanwhile when we look at the longbow, the only thing we can change is the color of the wood. I suggest that we should be able to change the color of the handle wrap, as well as the wrapping on the bow string.

This is the only picture I have handy of the longbow, so my apologies for spamming my character again,

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If you notice, the bowstring has wrapping where the arrow would go to reinforce that area to keep the arrow for cutting up the string when it gets shot. Why not be able to change that to any of the cloth colors? Same with the handle wrap? If not the bowstring, then how about the limb-tips? They are a lighter shade than the rest of the bow, so why not make that color customizable as well?

Just seems kinda odd that the epic high-priced archer death machine has 1 color option while the rest can be completely decked out lol.

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Idc if they have girls in combat roles in games unless they are doing it just for the sake of doing it

Memes aside though, I don't get why a woman, or anyone for that matter, would be begging to go to war anyway. I would take it as a privilege that I didn't have to sign up for the draft if I was a woman, not a patriarchal insult lmao

I don't get it, the fact that some women act like that proves that those women have no place on the battlefield, completely ignorant of the hell they are asking for.

If a woman wants to join though then let them, but don't make it easier on them and don't let them act like they have to be able to be drafted for equality lmao

Israel is different because of their small size and the fact that the IDF is more of a militarized police force with the majority of it

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  • 4 Sep
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This is a lot more common now with the new update. That or I am just a lot less lucky now. Happens a lot more often to me with this patch, getting stuck a lot.

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  • 4 Sep
 Bodkin

Cannot look in the mirror because he is a lobster

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  • 1 Sep
 Bodkin

I thought shields were just going to be patch 16 shields but they had the same hitbox as parry for the normal parry duration time when you first bring up the shield. They would then revert to normal patch 16 hitbox after this minus the shield model also blocking now

I don't know why this was changed because it seemed to be a good idea that was fair af

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"Do we really have to kill all of them? I was hoping to be done before tea..."

  • Archer fgt edgelord cancermancer man-thing idk wtf he is