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Baron
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  • 26 Apr
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Price: One "roger roger"

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  • 26 Apr
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Trying to complete the elemental duck trifecta but I'm missing one

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  • 26 Apr
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haha look at this cute friend guys :D
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neigh

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  • 26 Apr
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@Knight Nicholas said:
we need to immortalize the glory that is rob_owner through a voice pack

with memorable quotes such as "im going to replace all the blood in giru's body with my piss"

"i love to masturbate during thunderstorms because when i moan during the grand finale, i see the lightning flashing and hear thunder and it sounds like god is cumming along side me, as if i were making love to some divine being, it feels like my soul is fired out of my body at beyond light speeds to reach some destination of pure joy and live there for thousands of years only to fly back bringing all the goodness it acquired, which i perceive as like 30 seconds. I dont know why there is war in the world when people can just make themselves cum"

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  • 26 Apr
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@Rattsknecht said:
This is now officially an erp thread

I put on my robe and pussyhat.

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  • 26 Apr
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@AngelEyes said:
That the spirit Evie! Jesus loves us and Yeshua will not cast away any who come to him if they come to him. We all have our demons all of us and the son of the most high yeshua will not turn from those who trust in him if they seek him. Vengeance belongs to God alone

Man, this thread really has everything doesn't it

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  • 26 Apr
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@EvieEternal said:

Im glad to hear that, and thank you for the welcome. I was not expecting this kind of just like...random anger. There is definitely a part of me that hopes these people will be banned though? Like I dont want to get matched with them :/

Imo, people have been a lot more civil in here than I thought they would be. As for banning them, that'd be pointless censorship - not really very cash money of the mods/devs. People should be allowed to express their opinions on game-related matters without worrying about crossing some invisible line and getting disappeared. Ideally, you and Retsnom could have some rational discourse about this, agree to disagree, and move on.

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  • 26 Apr
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@ĶiĻăƦesrumpMcBøøgerballls said:

@ĶiĻăƦesrumpMcBøøgerballls said:

@EvieEternal said:

Facts do not equal hate. Transgendered people have the highest suicide rate among all demographics and even higher post OP. "41% try to kill themselves at some point in their lives, compared with 4.6% of the general public." Encouraging the mentally ill can and does get them killed. So much so that John Hopkins University who pioneered sexual reassignment surgery, no longer will perform the operations as " First, do no harm" ~ the Hippocratic Oath

Chevalier d'Éon was not a knight and did not live in the middle ages. The Middle Ages, or Medieval Times, in Europe was a long period of history from 500 AD to 1500 AD. The 1700s are not the middle ages. He was a very rare example during the Enlightenment. Thus does not apply. Again, facts do not equal hate.

It is OK to have a male only video game, specially considering that the overwhelming majority of PC FPS and Melee gamers, are MALE. Tactical Shooters and First Person Shooters = 4%-7% female players, according to a study by Quantic Foundry. Thus, adding combat females is basically catering to less then 10% of this games player base, and could be construed as an agenda. Not everything HAS to be inclusive and that is OK. Facts do not equal hate

While it is true that this game is not HEMA or a simulator, there is no magic or fantasy creatures and thus cannot be truly defined as "Fantasy" and is mostly based in history as there are also no fantasy weapons either. Even the name is literally named after the historical fighting techniques of the German school of swordsmanship of the Middle ages.
Facts do not equal hate.

Thus the game could and should be defined as a historical melee based game. Those of us who have done reenactments, Renaissance festivals, practiced martial arts and swordsmanship, tend to prefer more historical accuracy when possible. The same is true with WW2 games and the like. Anything that deviates too far from the time periods or history accuracy (excluding the handful of outliers like Joan of Arc) does indeed break immersion. Facts do not equal hate.

Finally, as with my main concern is really the voice acting but also the immersion breaking graphics. Very few FPS games do female voice overs well. Mirage had god awful female voice work as with most games and was total cringe with the screams and attacks. But it is the pitch and caterwalling of female voice overs along with the cringe worthy dialog that can totally break immersion in a combat heavy game. It is the same reason why we do not allow kids and players who are going through puberty in our discord, till their sack drops, as their pitch and voice cracking breaks any and all immersion. In addition, most FPS games fail in doing female combat right as well as the models. Mortal Kombat and other Japanese combat games did it fairly well but still the voice work was "meh" and they made up for it with scantly clad models. Keep in mind the demographic being 93% male. Games like Alien: Isolation and Tomb Raider do all exceptionally well. But they are rare. Facts do not equal hate.

In conclusion; there are a shit ton of games that have gotten all woke and beyond unrealistic. Some are pure camp. Point is there are shit tons of them. There are few games that are male based only for a demographic player base that is 93% male. It is ok to have a male only video game. Facts do not equal hate. Nor do opposing opinions based in facts equates to incels, man babies, bigots or any number of PC SJW insults. Games are escapism and in a world where literally men and boys are being constantly attacked for being toxic males, called potential rapist, bigots and on and on, (reread the posts with insults) it is not only refreshing to have a male only option, it might even be necessary to balance out all the woke.

I don't think you're gonna change her mind, dude.

Why do you insist on rolling out these same tired arguments every time this question comes up anyway? It makes me tired just watching you ffs

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  • 25 Apr
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WEEWOOWEEWOO PUT YOUR WEAPONS ON THE GROUND!

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  • 25 Apr
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Here lazy have a cute bear friend :3 he's doing a people
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@lazy said:
Pigeon

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  • 25 Apr
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I'll have a nice drink from your buttcheeks

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  • 25 Apr
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  • 25 Apr
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Bop :)

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  • 25 Apr
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@ChuckJones said:
Normal people, People,

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  • 25 Apr
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@lazy said:
Guys this is my friend he is nice

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hello dear :D

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  • 25 Apr
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@EvieEternal said:

@Sektor said:
trans women aka biologically men, this is a medieval game, please stop already.

Lets not do this friend. Im new here and this isnt a great look on part of the community. Nobody cares what you think of trans people.

Just letting you know, since you're a new member and all -

The majority of the members in this forum lean right, socially, and will be quick to express their opinions on this and similar topics. It's best not to kick the hornets' nest here, lest this thread turn into 50 pages of incoherent rambling about identity politics. People might get banned too.

Others have already answered your original question pretty thoroughly, so I'll just add that since the devs have already pretty much committed to adding female characters earlier on in development, I can say with about 90% certainty you'll be able to play as one in the near future.

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  • 25 Apr
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@Tim_Fragmagnet said:
Nah you posted normie anime garbage

post real shit instead

yeah I only like anime with cool sword guys an monster trucks

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  • 23 Apr
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devs help I try kick when disarmed my sword I lost but only shield but it doesn't go when I try to kick with my shield to keep hold on my shield and try to grab my sword, make it so I can kick with shield into shield so grab shield to sword my shield

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  • 23 Apr
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@Snake Skin said:
At the moment Mordhau plays smoother than Chiv ever has.
Elaborate yourself.

I know I've been complaining for the last 2 years but at this point I don't even know if I wanna play Mordhau when it's released. I barely played it in the alpha/beta and even though I used to be super enthusiastic about this game, the combat simply is no fun for me. Overall I had way more fun with the broken piece of shit called Chivalry. Instead of adding 1000 different mechanics, the Mordhau devs should have sticked to the basics but put the time and effort into making them as balanced and fun as possible. Chivalry has more depth than Mordhau and is more fun. How sad is that?