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Baron
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Baron 1644 5230
  • 12 Mar '19
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Coming soon to frontline:
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Baron 1644 5230
  • 12 Mar '19
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A

Baron 1644 5230
  • 12 Mar '19
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SoonTM

Baron 1644 5230
  • 12 Mar '19
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@King Sinclair The FluffyDragon said:
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Your memes have gotten way better, I'm proud of you :)

Baron 1644 5230
  • 10 Mar '19
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Too beta to find meaning in life

Baron 1644 5230
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  • 10 Mar '19
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I just wanna shank somebody with a broken lute man

Don't kill my dreams like this

Plus imagine breaking your lute over someone's head, isn't that the most metal thing ever?

Baron 1644 5230
  • 10 Mar '19
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Leaving you fighting with just the neck with a handful of razor sharp fragments of wood attached to it. To make it fair to musicians, you should also be able to get a new lute at an ammo box.

Baron 1644 5230
  • 8 Mar '19
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@Xatrian said:

couple weeks

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Hey, relax! Jax said it's only coming in a week or two or three or four or a month or two or three or maybe a week again or maybe three months but also kind of four and a half but maybe just a month or two

Somewhere around there

Baron 1644 5230
  • 8 Mar '19
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Personally I don't use 3rd person because 1st makes the combat much more immersive, visceral, and satisfying, especially with the current floaty unfinished look of 3rd person animations.

It's just so much cooler to see your axe swing down and demolish your opponent though your character's eyes and not over his shoulder as he swings with his spaghetti arms.

Baron 1644 5230
  • 8 Mar '19
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Disable it on official servers and allow it to be enabled on private servers

Give a button to observe your character in official servers, but as soon as you move, attack, take damage etc it snaps back to first

Baron 1644 5230
  • 8 Mar '19
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There are very few actual keys remaining, and even if you do find a genuine key it'll probably cost you upwards of two grand at this point. You're much better off waiting the 1 or 2 months left until release - it's coming really soon.

Baron 1644 5230
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  • 7 Mar '19
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Who do you think will win this season of the Mordhau Games? Vote below!

Mordhau Games 2.2 Champion
Baron 1644 5230
  • 7 Mar '19
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DAY 5

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Not even the grand God-Emperor Coder Wizard wants to fuck with South American latency.

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We've all been there, Jax.

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Crush has a rare moment of kindness/sanity and tends to Zombie's wounds after his battle with Stouty.

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"IT'S OVER MAX! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!"

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This fucking frozen lake from hell is tied with Spook for the highest killstreak so far. Unbelievable.

All seems well as the sun goes down. But, suddenly...

ALERT

ALERT

ARENA EVENT

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Christ. Those things did more to thin out the herd than any of the individual tributes have so far.

STATUS UPDATE

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A grand total of EIGHT dead since the last update. So much for a peaceful game.
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7 tributes remain! God Marox is leading the pack with 2 kills. I'm sure nothing bad will happen to him...

NIGHT 5

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...god fucking damnit.

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Considering the state of things, I don't think ghost stories are an appropriate way to lighten the mood. But, hey, you do you. Also, I think it's worthy to note that of the 6 people still alive, 4 of them have apparently decided to call a truce for the night. Heartwarming, really.

Stay tuned, folks! Because now things are really going to get interesting. When there are only a few people remaining, everyone truly gets their chance to shine...

Baron 1644 5230
  • 7 Mar '19
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@Humble Staff said:
Lmao i love how peacefull these games have been.

The forumgoers are surprisingly docile; they're more in danger of killing themselves than each other.

Baron 1644 5230
  • 7 Mar '19
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1rd better than 3st

Baron 1644 5230
  • 7 Mar '19
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, this one's gonna be long and bloody.

DAY 3

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Careful there, friend. Archers aren't looked on too kindly around these parts...

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Jax showing some unexpected mercy.

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Down goes Anal. As Stouty plunges their blade into the other tribute's chest, he gets a brief, but overwhelmingly powerful urge to stab herself at the same time. However, as Anal's eyes glaze over and he falls limp, the feeling passes as quickly as it came.

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Actual footage of Geach getting fired from Triternion.

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Pretty sure Max has been the MVP so far. He's shown absolutely zero mercy or remorse.

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Here he goes... getting ready to fuck everyone's shit up from the shadows.

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Okay, so from my understanding, Red Lobster is running a hospital side business inside his restaurant. That's the only explanation I have for all this spontaneous medical care going around.

NIGHT 3

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PFFT. Okay Crush, one time was a fluke; now that it's happened twice in a row I think you might be past the questioning phase.
Speaking of repeat events...
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Guys, I'm getting a little worried about Geach. He hasn't done much this whole game except cry and get yelled at. Poor feller.
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Remember, if someone comes to attack you, strip naked, grease yourself up and yell 'NERF SHIELDS' as loud as you can! They'll think you're so cool and original and smart and immediately want to sex you, and then you slip away, nude and unburdened, into the woods.

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"Jax questions his sanity"

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Wait, I'm sorry, what the FUCK?? When did this romance blossom? You can't just drop this bomb on us without any prior warning! Where's all the gay fanfiction building up to this moment? I want a refund.

DAY 4

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Sneaky favela building all around.

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Holy SHIT the irony! The ONE restaurateur on the entire forum dies from a disease contracted through UNSANITARY. FOOD. PREPARATION.
What was in those biscuits, dude?

I can't even make an Oregon Trail joke because the simulator wrote a better one by itself. Fuck.

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"Look, over there! A blurry picture of a morbidly obese cat!"
I should really keep my vices to myself.

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WATCH OUT FOR THOSE ARCHERS! Rob goes nuts and axe murders his district partner.
I warned you, Mittsies, but it was too late. Now we're never gonna get patchie.

STATUS UPDATE

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District 2 joins District 7 in the "killed to death" category. Things are about to heat up...

NIGHT 4

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Spook does the world a favor and puts an end to the jungle demon before he can cause any mass murder. o7

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Stouty decides to be merciful this time, for reasons unknown. Perhaps Sir Zombie still has a part to play in all of this madness?

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Instant curry! Just add water.

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Well, considering how pathetic my performance has been so far, I can't say I'm too surprised.

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Now this is what I'm talking about. We've got a nice little buildup to a bromance going on here... a god and an ordinary man, both brought low together by their unfortunate circumstances. I ship it.
Will love blossom on the battlefield, or be torn away too soon by the inexorable force of survival instinct? Find out next time, on the Mordhau Games!!

Baron 1644 5230
  • 6 Mar '19
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@Pred said:

@FaffyШaffy said:
People want to see their characters, especially with Mordhau's customization.

People also want level playing field and gameplay that doesn't look like a bunch of retarded helicopters having a seizure. What now?

unga dunga, Grug make way for kill man with buttocks. is good.

Baron 1644 5230
  • 4 Mar '19
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Alright, I know how you guys feel about not getting your games, but I'm gonna ask you to wait for a mere two days. I've got some midterms coming up on Wednesday and would like to put it on hold until I'm all done with them. Until then, STAY TUNED

Baron 1644 5230
  • 4 Mar '19
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Bodkin brings up a good point tbh, I'm also annoyed by all the edgelord BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW boyes, but with a progression system coming up where those kinds of things are probably very expensive and not heavily incentivized, the problem should die off a lil bit.

Baron 1644 5230
  • 4 Mar '19
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haha retard