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Baron
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Baron 1644 5231
  • 13 Apr '19
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Thread after thread of people near unanimously begging them to go with any other colors but blue and red and... they went with blue and red. Blegh.

Baron 1644 5231
  • 13 Apr '19
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You basically just slaughtered a unicorn dude

Baron 1644 5231
  • 13 Apr '19
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@Frise said:
Is this really what ya'll wanted Mordhau to be? Since you're saying that combat isn't a priority and you just wanna get Frontline out.

the final state of combat is going to be the one where i pee into your butt

Baron 1644 5231
  • 8 Apr '19
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@Mittsies said:
higher res version

mordhaucrutchiestarter.png

this is just listing half of the weapons and mechanics in the game

Baron 1644 5231
  • 5 Apr '19
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@SherbershLemel said:
-significantly nerf couching so its not too easy to win like that.

Disagree with this one.

High-stakes jousting is part of what makes horse-to-horse combat so fun!

Baron 1644 5231
  • 5 Apr '19
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@Sir Boring said:
Something to do with pavise shields. Multiple people flying around at extremely high speeds.

Flying folk.png

They all just drank from official Mordhau-licensed mugs

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Baron 1644 5231
  • 3 Apr '19
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I tried to use the water fountain this morning, but I got beaten and jailed because I didn't notice the "2h elitists only" sign on it.

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  • 3 Apr '19
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@Bodkin said:
This thread is really underappreciating the laugh

HO HO HO HOOOOOO HOOOOOOO OH BOY

https://anselme.epicsparrow.com/chivalry/sound.html?sound=agatha_knight/laugh/laugh_08_2.ogg

Though personally I think the best laugh in the game is this one

https://anselme.epicsparrow.com/chivalry/sound.html?sound=agatha_vanguard/laugh/snook_laugh_01.ogg

links are weird for some reason, you gotta copy and paste em into the address bar rather than clicking on em

Baron 1644 5231
  • 2 Apr '19
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@Christian2222 said:

@Tim_Fragmagnet said:
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OH... looks like someone is afraid of little horsies =D Do you get rekt by horses a lot sir?

they enter amidst my side passage

Baron 1644 5231
  • 2 Apr '19
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@Lionheart Chevalier said:
Let's post some more until t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶l̶i̶s̶t̶e̶n̶ Marox immaculately conceives while making a sandwich in his living room, the miracle child inscribes the perfect shield bolonce onto the bread with an umbilical cord made out of hyperarmour, and then ascends to heaven with the pre-nerf maul

Baron 1644 5231
  • 2 Apr '19
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@pizzaboy said:
made a new account just to like this post

very good quality

helo benby :)

Baron 1644 5231
  • 2 Apr '19
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@wierHL said:
knight boi.PNG

holup.png

Baron 1644 5231
  • 2 Apr '19
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@ÐMontyleGueux said:
Agatha knight.jpg

Finally managed to afford these overly expensive legs and shoes.
How does this one look ?

fear not brothah for I am with YOU

Baron 1644 5231
  • 30 Mar '19
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Interesting, my crosshair stays static when I use bows. I'll have to look into it next time I play I guess

Baron 1644 5231
  • 30 Mar '19
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@FaffyШaffy said:
Lincs I love you but you're a retard lmao.

always have been, always wiiill be :)

Baron 1644 5231
  • 30 Mar '19
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@Frise said:
Also longsword is amongst the most braindead weapons to use in the game. Insanely easy drags and powerful stabs, plus mordhau grip for 2HTK T3.

not cheese

the chivalry sword of war's no-animation facestab is cheese

it breaks the established rules of the game's combat

running with the p90 and getting kills is cheese

it breaks the established rules of the game's combat

a weapon having good stats is not cheese

Baron 1644 5231
  • 29 Mar '19
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Mind sharing how you get that crosshair that lines up at the end of your arrows when you draw back your bow?

Baron 1644 5231
  • 29 Mar '19
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he grew a beard to show that time has passed

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  • 29 Mar '19
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I don't really like this trend of calling everything that can give you even a slight advantage over someone else either cheese or cancer

Nobody that plays CS:GO ever says "ah, he got me because of AK cheese" when someone headshots them from across the map with an AK-47. That person's probably practiced for hundreds of hours, honing their aim with the AK so that they can flawlessly pull off those headshots. So why complain that the longsword is good at everything? The entire point of the weapon is that it's a good, serviceable primary weapon that you can use well in pretty much every situation. People are gonna misuse it when they pick it up, but over time someone will learn how to play to its strengths and use it effectively (aka, what people seem to want to label as "cheese").

Obviously some weapons are gonna do some more damage or be harder to counter if you slip up, but learn to rise above them and get better instead of trying to say there's a problem with the game itself - that's just poor sportsmanship in the highest degree. As far as I see it, none of the weapons really stand out as overly broken in their current forms.