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Baron
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Baron 1601 5082
  • 20 Sep
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@ToLazy4Name said:
It is I, shitty high bore axis piece of overpriced garbage

bought this thing for 350 just so I can sell it for 450 lmao

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stonks

Baron 1601 5082
  • 13 Sep
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@vanguard said:

@ToLazy4Name said:

@vanguard said:

@ToLazy4Name said:

@pizza boy said:
hello lazy

hello

i'm selling one of my guns if anyone wants to buy it

I want gun but I want it free, ok thanks. I give u my address so you can send me free gun + ammo and foot. Will put to good use.

yeah no

Come on Lazy give gun pls

Wordt tackled, less like a spinge

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Baron 1601 5082
  • 9 Sep
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@pizza boy said:
hello lazy

gœp

Baron 1601 5082
  • 5 Sep
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@Atlas-D said:
I just learned how to footdrag consistently and it feels good now I win more

ok now post feet

Baron 1601 5082
  • 4 Sep
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This is supposed to be the roast thread and y'all are being nice enough to make me teary eyed :,)

Baron 1601 5082
  • 4 Sep
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hello :)

Baron 1601 5082
  • 4 Sep
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banned dummy lol

Baron 1601 5082
  • 4 Sep
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Baron 1601 5082
  • 31 Jul
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@pizza boy said:
i went on my first plane flying lesson everyone!!!

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:)

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Baron 1601 5082
  • 20 Jul
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@fmay2123 said:
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Kaladin Stormblessed

Bridge Four!

Baron 1601 5082
  • 19 Jul
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puop

Baron 1601 5082
  • 13 Jul
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I can't believe humble's mom nommed up his pp I'm crying and shalking!!! :((

Baron 1601 5082
  • 10 Jul
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@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:

@KIWI said:

@CocyxTheGaySkeleton said:
o.O;;; oooOOkay..... [backs away slowly] <.< >.> what a weirdo xD

U kno u wan dat 13ml uwu

knowing bronies it's probably extremely dehydrated malnourished cum

like just super chunky and doesn't really shoot out, just kinda sadly dribbles. revolting

Eat a bubgy

Baron 1601 5082
  • 10 Jul
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@ToLazy4Name said:
Like taking a bastard sword from a baby

Lazy lazy look I got 5000 likes :)

Baron 1601 5082
  • 10 Jul
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@Slouchmeister said:
and 2, this game was advertised as a medieval combat game set in EUROPE, not fucking Sub-Saharan Africa. Anyone who says that Mordhau is not set in Europe is disingenuous, none of the armour comes from outside of Europe, none of the maps are set in non European settings, none of the weapons comes from outside of Europe either, with the exception of the spear which is a universal weapon. Since I have to spell it out for you, the population of Europe is, white people! Surprise! Its shocking I know.

Psst, it's a completely fictional medieval setting, there's no rule established that there aren't black people living in whatever country/countries the fighting is taking place in...

Muh Europe lmao, give me a break.

Baron 1601 5082
  • 10 Jul
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@Eld of Norway said:
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The loud boisterous guard captain NPC after making a poorly timed and inappropriate sexual joke to your character

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The weird old hermit NPC living in the desert that gives you a minor permanent stat buff if you kill the rats outside his shack

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The pompous spoiled lord NPC that hates your guts but is too cowardly to challenge you to an honorable duel

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The veteran mercenary NPC that likes drinking killing and fucking and doesn't do anything but constantly say the same 3 voicelines to your character about drinking, killing, and fucking

Baron 1601 5082
  • 8 Jul
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What the fuck are you even talking about, dude? Are you actually arguing that a more efficient development team and more content updates for the game will cause Triternion to lose money? That attracts new players and builds them a reputation as a reliable company.

Want to know the difference between TF2 and Mordhau? TF2 is eleven, going on twelve years old. Of course it's not a dead game, it's one of the most consistently popular games on Steam and it's my most played at something like 1700 hours. But it's so old, and gameplay is in essentially a solid state with few rebalances or content updates - it's practically a meme that the only regular updates are to the localization files. It's got a well-functioning votekick and report system, with many other player management features besides. Valve only needs to spare the handful of developers to run TF2 because TF2 practically runs itself.

Mordhau, on the other hand, is around 2 months old. There's a huge amount of content on the docket and a large, poorly- moderated community quickly building around it. There's going to be competitive matchmaking soon. Triternion absolutely needs more members.

It's actually more childish of you to try to make this a personal attack on me, too, implying I'm spoiled and want more content right this instant instead of just being concerned about the game. Kind of disappointing tbh, I thought you were one of the smarter ones here of late. Oh well.

Baron 1601 5082
  • 8 Jul
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@smug said:
why would u spend money when u dont need to? the devs are obviously fine with the way things are now. Mordhau wont become rainbow six size and will probably go down to 5k concurrent in a few months, and then they couldnt justify paying those 5-10 new people when they have no revenue stream. Yes to push content out would be ideal to have more people, but the long term you cannot really justify it. I really really dont see them going the mtx route, or that even going well with the chiv/mordhau community. Quite frankly once the SDK tools get released, Trit can basically stop doing anything related to mordhau, and develop a new and better game.

prolly an incoherent post cause im on mobile, but my main point is if Mordhau had stayed at 50-60k concurrent peak to this date then yes they should definitely start hiring, with the way things are now theres literally no point in them growing their studio. In fact hedging their bets and utilizing as little money from their profits as possible to maintain the game is probably the smartest play.

"Don't funnel profit from people purchasing your game into improvements for said game"

Galaxy brain

Baron 1601 5082
  • 8 Jul
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@Zeratul said:

@ToLazy4Name said:
Bro this fictional mercenary company couldn't possibly employ people with dark skin or a vagina bro it's impossible

No it couldnt if this fictional mercenary company is set in medieval europe. But i guess, if the devs are really going down this path, just rename the game to Pussyslasher or Negro Knight or something. Just dont name it MORDHAU anymore, its kinda insulting.

Fragile boy.

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@chill_clinton said:

@smug said:
Jax thinks horses are fine rofl

If this is meant to be the 'smug' way of saying "Jax does not think horses are fine"?

Then have a look at how many threads there are on this topic. If Jax or essentially anyone with the clout to comunicate this information has/had replied to literally any of these with a definitive "Yes we [the devs] think the horses are a bit obnoxious at this point, we're looking at ways to tone them down while still keeping them fun and purposeful" then I haven't seen it or any reference to it.

I feel like all we need is a key to brace polearms, the same key to couch them on horses would work. Horses that run into braced polearms lose half HP and rear back, throwing their rider. If they're below half health, they die.

BOOM Horses nerfed