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 Jax
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1698 1836
  • 1h
 Jax

bahaha that's fucking great, I love how something that seems so straightforward requires tiny people wizardry
thanks for answering!

1698 1836
  • 4h
 Jax

zexis and lazy and I have to look out for each other, we're a rare breed around these parts

1698 1836
  • 4h
 Jax

because someone's going to be running around with a pair of tits, weed or an ak-47 on their shield or tabard

on top of that, in games with custom created emblems the vast majority of them are realllly bad quality emblems. Most of us would rather have pre-set emblems as opposed to the ability to fuck things up for everyone else.

1698 1836
  • 4h
 Jax

didn't you have one that was similar tho

1698 1836
 Jax

HURR HURR DEDPUL N GOOGL CHROM

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http://www.pcgamer.com/the-best-for-honor-emblems-weve-seen-so-far/
to be fair, the pink floyd one is dope but custom emblems would kill immersion

1698 1836
  • 5h
 Jax

fuck, can't unsee

1698 1836
  • 5h
 Jax

There's a difference between being an actual liberal and being the American version of a... "Liberal"

1698 1836
  • 5h
 Jax

then why do I have the .psd?
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STOLEN MEME VALOR ALERT

1698 1836
  • 16h
 Jax

well, that's just fucking creepy

1698 1836
  • 16h
 Jax

jesus that's some heavy shit

1698 1836
  • 17h
 Jax

@ToLazy4Name said:
if I could give Jax all of my likes so he'd have the most good boy points i'd do it

I fucking love you Jax and i'm not just saying that because i'm drunk and very very angry due to watching a bunch of Youtube videos about cops being mean

sober up

1698 1836
  • 17h
 Jax

nope they're feeding the striped boys wild McNuggets

1698 1836
 Jax

real men use these weapons

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1698 1836
  • 17h
 Jax

jiggle your mouse around simulator: feels guy edition

1698 1836
  • 17h
 Jax

I'm playing a campaign with some friends and the first time I used the Dragonborn race's fire breath i roasted two children gg

1698 1836
  • 17h
 Jax

when u get on CMW after a year of not playing and run into like 8 Lg. players
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1698 1836
  • 18h
 Jax

I was like three points away from being a liberal and three points away from being a conservative in the other direction gg
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1698 1836
 Jax

@TheEmeraldArcher said:

@Jax said:
There's a cool book called Swordsman of The British Empire, it has a bunch of first-hand accounts of the British being imperial as fuck and cutting people in half with sabers, I'd reccoment that. It can be a pretty dry read though

I'm going to go out on a limb and assume this is from horseback.

I find it hard to believe someone being cut in half on foot using a one handed saber.

No, not fully in half though. Like shoulder to chest etc. Most times they didn't fully decapitate, just leaving the head on by a flap of skin, but this was due to poor quality, dull 'dress' swords being the cheaper choice among officers in the era.

As for a good saber though, they weigh about the same as a longsword and have superior cutting ability when compared to late-era longswords.

“One of our officers was sabred down the shoulder; the blow was made with force, and on its hitting a joint, was drawn through as a knife is used, so that the victim’s side was half-separated before the sword was withdrawn.”

"On the weekly holiday, most native cavalry regiments practise mounted sports, at which tent pegging and using the sword form the principal competitions. They are particularly good at cutting sheep in half, which needs considerable skill rather than strength for successful work."

1698 1836
  • 21h
 Jax

There's a cool book called Swordsman of The British Empire, it has a bunch of first-hand accounts of the British being imperial as fuck and cutting people in half with sabers, I'd reccoment that. It can be a pretty dry read though